Aunt Mary's Tea Intro...

[sweetsweetmary]

Dosage 50 mg approximately
Orally
Duration: 13 hours

Once upon a Time...There was a hipster, this hipster was mischeivous and random. This hipster knew of a lady, and not just a regular lady, a yippy lady, that knew of treasures and foreign land. This lady's name was Mary. Mary knew this hipster named Harry, and always had time to brew. Brew you ask, yes of course, brew. A tea. But not just any old tea. Aunt Mary's Tea. You See, Aunt Mary's tea was famous. She always kept some tea on hand for Harry, for when happy times get merry. Ridiculous you say, for why when happy times get merry, Good question for let's call you Terry. You see Terry, Mary loves Harry and has to be merry in order to share Aunt Mary'sTea with her nehpew Harry, while Terry ask why Sirry, who the hell might you be. Good question Terry, for I have ties to Aunt Mary's Harry, and plan to tell you a story...

Harry was a 26 year old gentleman from the East. He always searched out the obscure and the unknown, and one day, made a wish. A wish from a wishless wisher. So without Further Ado, Here’s Harry…Hi I’m Harry, I see you spoke with Larry, I presume you’re Terry, I see he told you about my aunt Mary and her infamous Tea. You see, I wanted to have a party, with my Aunt’s magnificent tea when happy times get merry. This wish would hang over me to that one spectacular day. I remember it like it was yesterday…

“Hey Harry, thanks for coming to visit you sweet Aunt Mary. I’ve grown tired of Brussels and corn, as she tips the kennel and begins to pour. Let’s be rid of this old list, oh Harry if you had only made one wish” (This is when Harry began to whisper, as Aunt Mary didn’t know Harry was no longer a wishless wisher).

“Mary, do you mind if I have a sip of your tea, Just me, you and my friend Larry. I promise to open your mind, and expose it to treasures of all kinds. For if it is foreign lands you seek, this trip won’t take you a week”

“I will make you some Aunt Mary’s Tea, for you, me and your friend Larry. Get a grip, take your seat, and I will make something quite sweet. Here’a tip, open your mouth and hold your knows, this will be quite sour as your anxiouness grows” (Harry, Larry, and Mary, sip the Tea).
As the calm before the storm, unbelievable and reborn. Harry waited and tapped his toes, excited about the path he chose. As Harry slowly lost track of space and time, he realized there was no point to rhyme. He wanted to let everyone know just how great his Aunt Mary's tea was. Fuck rhyming, that's right he said. So he threw some Shpongle on and the trip began, Woooooossssssshhhhhhhhhhhh. Hello Fun
This feels like god has given Harry powers. He feels energetic and happy. This is a really cool feeling in the beginning. Music is starting to make sense, totally can start feeling the spaciness of the tea. Bliss is a word that comes to mind with the beginning. Not quite as great with cid, but not as pushy either. Slight tension in the stomach but the good far outweighs the bad.

Harry is begginning to notice insane visuals, tough to explain, but Harry was looking at a glass of water and he saw a glowing bottom to the glass and the top part lifted off the bottom and was floating, but it was like they were never connected. Not as flowy as acid but equally as brilliant. This reminds Harry of candy flipping. He has this very confident feel. This is totally party. Music is very cool. Everything is very glowy. You have to work for your visuals unfortunately but the warm feeling when you work is worth the cost of admission. AHHHHH. Awesome.

Harry is no longer working at all for the visuals as they have become part of the overall feeling. It is just the smoothest freaking candy flip ever and it seems to last long. Nice. It would be like coming into a candyflip without having to go through the come up of acid (nothing against it, but the peak does become weird Harry thinks, woh, is this a story, are you real, oh yes you are terry...

WEll since your here Terry, I might as well tell you about ego loss. This could never happen on this. Hence party drug. All you care about is how you feel, and how great it is. Oh my body is really warm, sweaty palms, what do you think about that Terry, hmm, pretty nice, ahhhh, oooooohhhhh, shpngle's dorstet perception is nice, Music is like the opposite of acid instead of help the visuals it helps the warm feeling. This slightly a deeper lean towards e, and lean back and lean back.

It sure was nice for Mary just to let us chill up stairs in her joint and let us sip some of this stellar system. Fly shit. Woh the visuals Harry is getting are giving Harry that bright yellow that Harry got with shrooms. Wow what a cool freaking color that is. This is better then rolling, oh yeah love it. Yellow bright nmotherfucking yellow and this fucking bad ass blue, going with the music. Wow Aunt Mary's whole apartment is a bright yellow since Harry had seen that color, fucking bad ass. Everything is like brighter now. Bad Ass.

Harry just turned the lights down low and put on Big Lebowski and the visuals are like hopping, breathing, flowing, changing morphing, styling, fly guy type shit. The walls don't seem to be real anymore. They are just breathing with the rest of the Tv. Pretty cool Harry was like damn near baseline, then it just came again in a wave, like Harry took a hit of cid. Booooomm. Woh what a find, Mary that cunt, she been keeping from us, What we gonna do Terry, Hmmm...

“Hey Harry, it’s your aunt Mary, and I know I probably shouldn’t worry, but
where is that guy you call Larry”. Confused, Violated and Spun, Harry decided to show Aunt Mary no one. For Larry never even existed(slow, motion), Just a confused mental state of existence. Intelligence in a slight twisted sky? And knowledge is the answer to why? And Mary just fell to the ground, a memory that was meant to be found. Everyone wishes, Everyone Dreams, And for Harry it came with his Aunt Mary’s Tea.

Harry, Terry and Mary All step out and take a bow, Thank you thank you!!! Thanks so much, Love it. Yeah. Sweeeeettt, (the crowd starts changting encore, encore, encore, encore, no guys I really can't I have to watch the movie, come on now, you guys are too much. One more bow, ok damn thanks guys thanks.

[sweetsweetmary]

Harry was a 26 year old gentleman from the East. He always searched out the obscure and the unknown, and one day, made a wish. A wish from a wishless wisher. So without Further Ado, Here’s Harry…Hi I’m Harry, I see you spoke with Larry, I presume you’re Terry, I see he told you about my aunt Mary and her infamous Tea. You see, I wanted to have a party, with my Aunt’s magnificent tea when happy times get merry. This wish would hang over me to that one spectacular day. I remember it like it was yesterday…

[nanobrain]

dear aunt Mary,
quite contrary,
trim your tale
its too damn hairy,
add some actions, verbs perhaps
or your tea story might just lapse
'cause as it stands
its got no point...
think i'll go and spark a !%int.

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[sweetsweetmary]

Originally Posted by nanobrain

dear aunt Mary,
quite contrary,
trim your tale
its too damn hairy,
add some actions, verbs perhaps
or your tea story might just lapse
'cause as it stands
its got no point...
think i'll go and spark a !%int.

Hey Hey this is an intro...SWIM is building until the tea party...

“Hey Harry, thanks for coming to visit you sweet Aunt Mary. I’ve grown tired of Brussels and corn, as she tips the kennel and begins to pour. Let’s be rid of this old list, oh Harry if you had only made one wish” (This is when Harry began to whisper, as Aunt Mary didn’t know Harry was no longer a wishless wisher).