Typical conversations whilst on drugs

[Junket]

Originally Posted by augentier

most often just weed, the conversations are the same as they are sober..discussing everyday things, venturing into deeper topics, cracking jokes. Toonces usually talks about interesting/funny past experiences when she smokes with friends.

^ yep, this is swim with weed. just talks about anything..

Originally Posted by infekt

When swim first tried psychedelics, this was pretty common:


"man im so fucked up"
"Me too...damn"

10 minutes later

"damn im fucked up"
"me too...damn this shits crazy"

and that repeated for the rest of the trip, usually

hahahah this is swim and crew, dead on.

usually there will be crazy off the wall conversations, then a pause, then somebody drops a "dude, i'm so high" and everybody will be like "ya me too, holy shit"

When swim does coke he usually does it by himself, or with a small group, or one other person. The conversations are usually very deep, very sincere, and very open...

You connect like crazy and mouths never stop moving, until somebody is like "time for another line"

[angelikevility12]

ahhh man, one time swim and her mate were having a few pretty strong spliffs, just sorta sitting there, and they noticed a box of crackers... they noticed that the label was "Biscuits for cheese" ... and literally almost died laughing...

"'Cos they're FOR cheese!"
"yeah like, nothing else, just CHEESE!"
"that's like the meaning for their existence man!"
"BISUITS FOR CHEESE"
"they're not even biscuits, they're crackers!!"
"they're like, telling you you can't use them for anything else... you'd have to buy seperate crackers for anything else man!"
"their lives are meaningless without cheese!!"
"BISCUITS FOR CHEESE!!"

all this continued for literally hours in between fits of histerical laughter... stuff is just so much more absurd when high...

xXxXx

[Ballad of Birds]

My pelican and his friend penguin tell me a story in which they shared a very gracious tea with a quarter ounce of some very knowing cubensis. As their evening played out their journey reached a point they call "story time". The penguin gathered my pelican and their sober host and sat us in the best circle we could make with three people and began to speak. Some very memorable quotes and conversations emerged that night.

First, what inspired the penguin to sit us down was to tell us how what he was experiencing and what he had just been shown abolished his conventional understanding of there being a God, something he had troubled over for a lot of his life. He cast his own situation out into his understanding of the world and explained to us his theory behind all the conflict in the middle east:
"They got some goood ass drugs over there, and they're scared. Because they know."

Later after experiencing his first ever ego reset, my pelican was reconstituting his understanding of the world. Previously oblivious to the existence, let alone differences, of gender, he began to muse aloud on the subject:
"We can never become mothers (speaking to two other males), but we can put mothers in other people and make them mothers! We should get a whole bunch of people over here and make them all mothers!"

After proposing a massive orgy my pelican and the penguin admitted that they were together in a totally new world of perception and recognized that very little we had from before had made the transition with us, except our friendship. So we rejoiced in being fortunate enough to posses something of such significance. This carried on into my pelicans thoughts of what else "stays with us". :
"Music. We try to ignore it through out our days, but it is always there. With us, waiting for us to return. Just as good as always.We can't ignore THAT!"

The very first two things my pelican re-realized about himself came when he was rubbing his head on a ceiling mounted stereo (he was in a basement at the time):
"Holy shit, I'm tall! Andd...I'm an asshole! Yes!"

Later while trekking through a snowy neighborhood, the penguin spotted an elderly woman reaching out her window and closing her shutters. He became worried that she was upset at us for having learned things that night we shouldn't have him. My pelican encouraged him not be distressed and to continue onward by firmly telling him:
"Never apologize for the knowledge."

When we returned to our lodge, my pelican had regained his understanding of numbers by looking at digital clocks but was convinced that everything else he was perceiving though looking quite like normal reality was so slightly to the left of what his expectations of what that should be that it all had to be a separate world in which he did not really exist. So as a result he became what their sitter would refer to as a "human clock":
"Nothing is real, but at least I know it is 2:14 in the morning!...(long pause, then shouts into the other room as if of dire importance)IT'S NOW 2:15!"

More and more as my pelican reintigrated himself into his former reality he worked his way into the kitchen and poured himself a bowl of Sugar Smacks while talking to a friend on the phone:
"Inri, I know that this bowl of cereal is definitely not real, but I figure fuck it, I like cereal so much I don't care if it exists, I'm going to eat it!"

Shortly after that the penguin walks into the kitchen to and pulls a cup cake from his pocket. No one still knows where this cup cake came from, but my pelican exclaimed after laughing hysterically:
"You sir, are a fat ass in all planes of existence!"

There are those and many more from that night and others. Like galaxies, rabbit holes, darknesses, electronic devices stealing time, diabetes, turkey, circles, and us all getting rich, but those alas are for another time.

[StartingOut]

If SWIMs indoors just having a few spliffs;
"You Turn the light off cause _Insert reason here_ "
"No You Turn the light off cause _Insert reason here_ "

"You Get the food cause _Insert reason here_ "
"No You Get the food cause _Insert reason here_ "

If SWIMs out for the night and rolling;
"Why didn't I know you before now"
"Your my favorite person/people"

[Fat Cop]

HAHA!!! Usually swim and his buddies sit around not doing a whole lot of talking untill the drug actually kicks in and then it usually begins as follows.

"Dude"
"What?"
"Im fucked up."
"Hell Yeah"
"Im so fucked up, what about you?"
"Im fucked up dude"
*laughter*
"DUDE! Lets go to walmart"
"alright"
"Wait wheres my jacket"
"Where ever you put it"
"Holy shit Im fucked up"
"Life sucks man"
"Shut the fuck up, dont you say that shit"
"Werent we suppost to go somewhere?"
*pause*
"Dude lets go to walmart!"
"Okay"
"Shit I cant find my jacket"

[DruMDMAndBass]

To be fair, whether SWIM and his friends are smoking weed, or doing MDMA or whatever..
The conversations tend to stay fairly random and fuckin weird, a typic convo would be:

SWIM: So what isit then?
SWIMS FRIEND: Its most probably the biggest its ever been.
SWIM: But isit what was if it hadnt?
SWIMS FRIEND: Show me the hat.
SWIM: Isit true you wear stilts?
SWIMS FRIEND: It has moons and stars on it.
SWIM: Is it Jeff or would it of not been or maybe if he didnt.
SWIMS FRIEND: The pocket is wet with tobacco in it.
SWIM: Hello my name is Bock and has this been goin on for 2 hours and 17 minutes.


Some of these are actual things that SWIM remembers being said, others are just typical things that would probably be said! Fucked up shit man!

[Phungushead]

Ha, funny thread... here is a real conversation that happened between SWIM and a friend of SWIM (AFOS) while on mushrooms...

While coming up:
AFOS: Well, I guess it's time to lose our brains.
SWIM: Bye bye brain.

Later - while studying one of those energy efficient lightbulbs:
AFOS: Dude, your lightbulb is weird.
SWIM: Yeah, it is kind of shaped like a screw.
AFOS: Ha, yeah it kinda is.
...silence for a few minutes...
SWIM: You know what I hate?
AFOS: What?
SWIM: Those little screws that are flat on the bottom. I mean, why? The pointy ones can drill their own holes, but with the flat ones you have to drill a hole for them, and then you might as well use the ones that are pointy!!
AFOS: I never thought of it that way.
SWIM: I hate those flat screws... they're pointless.
....followed by about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter...

SWIM's had many like this... those are great. Depending on who SWIM's tripping with though, conversations can be very deep...

Anyway, to close:
Some random dude: "Hey, tortellini! That sounds good."
Stoned SWIM: "Oh... Isn't that the stuff that's stuffed with stuff?"

[oracularspectacular]

In SWIM's house, huge arguments break out.

Topics are the likes of 'what is the opposite of love?'

Hate, fear, indifference.... it goes on for hours...

[Joe-(5-HTP)]

Me talking to a friend who was having a bad/confused trip

(swim)"lets go to sleep now"
(him)"no... i can't"
(swim)"why not?"
(him)"i don't know"
(swim)"what's wrong?"
(him)"I don't know"
(swim being sadistic) "Why don't you know?"
(him worried) "whaaat?"
(swim being downright cruel) "Why don't you know why you don't know?"
(him) "whimper..."
(swim being evil) "why don't you know why i don't know?"

swim regretted doing this as he had to look after his friend for another few hours while he rolled around on the floor doing the breathing cycle loop stuff... at least his friend didn't remember it lol.

:S

[crackcityrocker]

^that doesnt sound fun.

(swim and company talking about the loud motherfucker that lives above his friend's apartment... while tripping)

swim: dude, its like 4 in the morning, what the hell is that guy doing?
friend: i dont know man it sounds like hes fucking bowling.
another friend: or he has a gigantic billiards table.
swim: i wish we had a camera in there to see what that guy does all day. what a crazy motherfucker.
friend: hahahaha i would love to see that. he probably just mumbles to himself and stomps around all day.
another friend: you know how we can always hear almost everything hes doing? what if he can always hear when we're talking about how crazy he is.
swim: maybe hes just laying up there with his ear to the floor right now.
(everyone falls silent for a couple of minutes, as does guy upstairs)
friend: what if he just knocked a big hole through the ceiling and blew us all away with a machine gun?
(hysterical laughter from everyone for 5 minutes)

[Junket]

Originally Posted by crackcityrocker

^that doesnt sound fun.

(swim and company talking about the loud motherfucker that lives above his friend's apartment... while tripping)

swim: dude, its like 4 in the morning, what the hell is that guy doing?
friend: i dont know man it sounds like hes fucking bowling.
another friend: or he has a gigantic billiards table.
swim: i wish we had a camera in there to see what that guy does all day. what a crazy motherfucker.
friend: hahahaha i would love to see that. he probably just mumbles to himself and stomps around all day.
another friend: you know how we can always hear almost everything hes doing? what if he can always hear when we're talking about how crazy he is.
swim: maybe hes just laying up there with his ear to the floor right now.
(everyone falls silent for a couple of minutes, as does guy upstairs)
friend: what if he just knocked a big hole through the ceiling and blew us all away with a machine gun?
(hysterical laughter from everyone for 5 minutes)

Hahaha

Swim always thinks its really really weird to think about other people while tripping. Like imagine being inside someones elses head and thinking their thoughts. Trying to invision what somebody else does all day. Truly crazy shit

[crackcityrocker]

^ yeah, its alot easier to try to view things from other peoples perspectives while on psychedelics. or animals or aliens perspectives... or god's...

[Junket]

Swim has thought about life from animal perspectives on shrooms before, haven't really thought about it from a aliens/gods though. That is bizarre..

What would I be doing if I came down to this earth and saw all this shit going on?

Haha god damn.. so many questions to be asked

[convalescent]

SWIM has all those typical conversations too

Mostly - the ones about time, "wow, can you feel how everything feels different?", then again, SWIM and his friends often talk about rolling joints, about smoking joints, drugs itself.. music sometimes, or the imaginery.

And, of course - "DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?"

convalescent added 1 Minutes and 7 Seconds later...

oh, and in addition to SWIMs post above, I will always remember our three hour long talk about whether or not our friend saw a mouse pass by the pavement.. oh, this just made SWIM laugh, thanks guys for reminding me this!