Other - Putting coke on SWIYs penis

[Idioteque]

A friend of SWIM told him that putting coke on one's penis increases sexual performance and enjoyment. Can anyone verify if this is BS?

[hobbs727]

YES!!!!

SWIM tried this with his misses last week and it was like totally dude... like I mean like wow... just sweet!! The misses I hear was well pleased. So much so that she stuffed some crank in her special spot to get it motering up... and WOW that was sweet too!! Man SWIM doesnt mind wasting perfectly good dope to do this. Next week SWIM and his misses are gonna invite a midget and a mentally challenged poodle to join in the fun... will post after greasing up for round 2!!!!!




No it doesnt help

Cheers

[Benga]

it's not better for the penis than for the nose and has a topical numbing effect, which might help with some forms of premature ejaculation but there are cheaper, sterile creams and ointments which do the same thing for a lower price.
and the penis mucosa does not absorb cocaine very well, so it's pretty much a waste.

congratulation, a new prefix was just launched with this thread, alternative use.

b