Experiences - LSD is back!!!!!!!!

[tip]

Swim told swik a funny story about a turtle the other day!
SWIMS albino turtle was hanging out in the red light district checking out some tatta and was approached by a pelican with a large bag of coke. “Won some coke mate” it’s like “fuck off” “how about some hash?” “Fuck off”. Then swims turtle asked for a joke “got any LSD?” “YEAH!!!!” well swims turtle was shocked and was assuming swik will be getting STP or base in a pill. Swims turtle handed over the pebbles and received 3 tiny little pieces of plastic rod in a tiny little bag each one about ½ mm wide and 2 mm long some hybrid cross between a gel tab and a microdot these were fucken small!!!
Any how swims turtle split one in half and lost it insides swik’s mouth! For the next 12 hours it was a pretty powerful LSD experience nice ergotamine based LSD with slightly burning hands and feet only mildly sorish back and semi dilated pupils nice CEV and OEV’s. Swims turtle then downed some DXM to kill the intensity a bit as this was strong shit!! And the pelican advised the turtle to take all 3 bits at once!!! So swik would melt in to a steaming puddle of wax!! Tricky pelican!!!

[Sticki]

They sound lovely!!!

[freda peeple]

Whats with all the code talk?? Em I high or are you living in wonderland? lol

[Micklemouse]

Quite possibly both, Alice! Contrariwise, could be neither... Nobody here takes drugs my dear, but we are of course all quite mad, & have our tales told by various familiars, from the above mentioned turtle to Certain Mice & pretty flamingoes (fly, fly,fly!) not to mention the ever worthy monkeys & lab rats.

Put simply, we do not speak about illicit drug-use in the first person ("I did..." etc).

[freda peeple]

Oh now I get it...

What happens when people don't do that? Do they get banned?

[Micklemouse]

Originally Posted by freda peeple

Oh now I get it...

What happens when people don't do that?

Terrible things. Simply terrible. However this is not the place to be discussing such matters. Have a look through the Forum use section, especially the Noob Survival Guide: Drugs-Forum 101.

Now, back to our scheduled programme...

[electrum_io]

Tip's account of the turtle and his experiences made me wonder if the turtle lived in the UK (where alot of this stuff seems to be happening) or if he was in some other English-speaking country west of the U.K.? I have read many tales of late about certain furry creatures who could not get ahold of any LDS for love or money as the Unicorn who provided same via his alchemical lab was busted and that U. was responsible for 95% of all the LDS created in that faraway neverland.