Culture - Your experiences cold copping in the ghetto

[notquitebrilliant]

SWIM's nephew WADE has been thru his share of experiences with cold copping in the seedy sections of numerous cities, all across the United States. WADE is curious to hear everyone's craziest ghetto adventures. He cites as his own examples: passing counterfeit money in exchange for drugs, the dealer quickly realized the con and reached for his gun, but WADE managed to throw the car in reverse and knock him on his ass, buying WADE a few precious seconds to slam into drive and take off, just as he began to hear the dreaded pop-pop noise emitted by a Saturday Night Special. He narrowly escaped with $200 worth of crack and only a couple of bullets lodged in the fender (no broken glass even!); another time, in another city, WADE had just copped a large amount of cocaine at a gas station parking lot. In his excitement, he proceeded to pull onto the road without turning on his headlights. Within seconds a cop car was heading the other way, and he did a quick U-turn and threw on his flashies. Considering that WADE's very light skin color alone was probable cause to be pulled over in this neighborhood, he had to come up with something quick. In a stroke of random inspirational genius, WADE convinced the officer, in a roundabout way which made the officer feel that HE had "figured it out", that he was driving thru this section of town looking for a hooker. A little sob story about catching the fiance cheating was thrown in for good measure. The officer decided to "cut him a break", and let him go on his merry way, unaware of the quarter ounce of blow lodged under WADE's balls.

We know lots of you out there have similar, entertaining stories to tell. Let's hear em!

[lexmark]

One time swim drank a full beer to himself and wanted to show off to his friends how bad he was, so he threw the bottle on the ground and broke it!!!


but swim went home and started feeling awful about breaking a law so he went back and cleaned up his mess.


beat that.

Reputation Comments on this post:

har-har

[beentheredonethatagain]

Originally Posted by lexmark

One time swim drank a full beer to himself and wanted to show off to his friends how bad he was, so he threw the bottle on the ground and broke it!!!


but swim went home and started feeling awful about breaking a law so he went back and cleaned up his mess.


beat that.

A full beer , all to yourself? you got me .

[lexmark]

btw fu for ripping off a supplier....even if you didn't know him that was a dumb thing to fukin do because now he will be even more paranoid when dealing with the rest of his regulars...like us.

thanks a lot.....really....we all appreciate what you do for us.

[razorwiredildo]

stealing drugs from dealers is obviously how people get shot. when people get shot over drugs, police and the media assume the shooter was on drugs.
Then people watch the news and say to themselves "hey, some guy on drugs killed someone. I bet all people that use drugs kill people. lets join together and get our government representatives to outlaw more drugs and make harsher penalties for possession."

do you see where swim is going with this?

Reputation Comments on this post:

well said

[radiometer]

Like many minorities, drug users are often their own worst enemies.

[Benjamin Bones]

SWIM has passed snide money to dealers, obviously SWIM can't use that dealer again, but SWIM's point of view is 'please check your change as mistakes cannot be rectified after you leave the shop'.
Same rules apply.

[jerbles]

how does swiy get this snide money?

[Benjamin Bones]

Snide money is generally floating around.
SWIM lives in a place where snide is the defining rule, ie if SWIY gets caught out then it's SWIY's own lookout.

[notquitebrilliant]

Lexmark, I'm glad to hear that you're a drug user with such a high moral code... you're really an inspiration to us all...

and for the record, WADE has never burnt the dealers who are legit... I'm not sure where you come from, Lexmark, but the dealers in the particular area WADE was referring to, will cut your f'kin throat for $100 if given half the chance... in other words, loyalty is a 2 way street my friend. You can step off your soapbox now.