TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE ON METH

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Not long after it was first synthesiszed, specialists found it to be extremely useful in the treatment of Attention Defecit Disorder
(ADD). For folks who were easliy distracted and couldn;t focus on their work or studies, it proved to be a miracle drug. What
happens when people who do not suffe from this malaise take it on a recreational basis. One can describe it as Hyperfocus. In
the drug world, its known as Tweaking. Suddenly the most mundane tasks appear to have almost supernatural importance.
There is extreme fascination with detail and minutia. Often time it can provoke bizarre behavior. With that we give you the
following

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE ON METH
10. Build color-coded compartments for your sock drawer.
9. Spend the weekend working simultaneously on 12 equally
anal-retentive household projects, none of which will ever be completed.
8. Meticulously clean and disinfect your entire bathroom including
removal of all mildew spots - especially the sub-microscopic ones.
7. Engage in wild and deviant sex for periods of anywhere from 4 to 40
hours (with or without a partner)
6. Drive to Wal-Mart at 4:00 am to purchase $300 of various item from
the hardware and office supply departments - $280 of which you will
5. Work overtime at Barnes & Noble bookstore rearranging the stacks and
you're not even employed there.
4. Read through six months of Beekeepers Weekly magazine and find every
article fascinating.
3. Finally get two hours of badly needed sleep - standing in line at the
bank
2. Spend the afternoon waiting for the DEA to raid you - one hand on the
binoculars, the other on the flush handle of the toilet.
1. Go on a 90 minute diatribe about your five day trip to Estes Park in
Colorado (the one you took with your family in the second grade)and your
audience s an 80 year old. old grandmother standing in line with you at the
checkout counter of the grocery store. But she's not listening to your story.
Instead, she's staring at your shopping cart trying to figure out why the hell
anyonewould want to buy 75 boxes of Antihistitabs (48 count @). Meanwhile, the
college student standing in line behind her knows why you're getting the
pills but what he can't figure out is why the anorexic looking checkout
attendant is allowing you to make a purchase of this size, but what he doesn't
know is that the attendant receives a weekly bribe of . . . blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah -
blah - blah !
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