TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE ON METH

[Alfa]

Not long after it was first synthesiszed, specialists found it to be extremely useful in the treatment of Attention Defecit Disorder
(ADD). For folks who were easliy distracted and couldn;t focus on their work or studies, it proved to be a miracle drug. What
happens when people who do not suffe from this malaise take it on a recreational basis. One can describe it as Hyperfocus. In
the drug world, its known as Tweaking. Suddenly the most mundane tasks appear to have almost supernatural importance.
There is extreme fascination with detail and minutia. Often time it can provoke bizarre behavior. With that we give you the
following

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE ON METH
10. Build color-coded compartments for your sock drawer.
9. Spend the weekend working simultaneously on 12 equally
anal-retentive household projects, none of which will ever be completed.
8. Meticulously clean and disinfect your entire bathroom including
removal of all mildew spots - especially the sub-microscopic ones.
7. Engage in wild and deviant sex for periods of anywhere from 4 to 40
hours (with or without a partner)
6. Drive to Wal-Mart at 4:00 am to purchase $300 of various item from
the hardware and office supply departments - $280 of which you will
5. Work overtime at Barnes & Noble bookstore rearranging the stacks and
you're not even employed there.
4. Read through six months of Beekeepers Weekly magazine and find every
article fascinating.
3. Finally get two hours of badly needed sleep - standing in line at the
bank
2. Spend the afternoon waiting for the DEA to raid you - one hand on the
binoculars, the other on the flush handle of the toilet.
1. Go on a 90 minute diatribe about your five day trip to Estes Park in
Colorado (the one you took with your family in the second grade)and your
audience s an 80 year old. old grandmother standing in line with you at the
checkout counter of the grocery store. But she's not listening to your story.
Instead, she's staring at your shopping cart trying to figure out why the hell
anyonewould want to buy 75 boxes of Antihistitabs (48 count @). Meanwhile, the
college student standing in line behind her knows why you're getting the
pills but what he can't figure out is why the anorexic looking checkout
attendant is allowing you to make a purchase of this size, but what he doesn't
know is that the attendant receives a weekly bribe of . . . blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah -
blah - blah !
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[serotonin]

wow. that is pure hilariousness. what makes it even better is that it's so true. situational humour.

[nymphetamine]

lmfao............................. so hilarious, so true, somehow strangely makes me proud to be a resident of "tweakerville"

[discobloodbath]

it was funny but when i think of my best friend getting more and more addicted to that stuff it kinda feels wrong to laugh but still it was funny

[Woodman]

Funny!

[GlassPrincess]

i definetly relate to 10 9 and 8 i have re organized my rooms more times than i can count. i have gone through my closet color courdnating it then going from tanks sleevless , spaghetti, thin strap, then to tshirts 3 quarter sleeves, long sleeves, sweaters, hoodies, jackets, coats and thats not even doing the pants and the skirts...


wow how amazingly sad.... LMAO

[ToxicMind]

Me too glassprincess! LOL that list is so damn funny cause we all know its true!

[i like wimmins]

LOL, That was awesome.
Throughout highschool, through combining ecstasy and crystal at many club events, I constantly felt the urge to explain to complete rando's (random strangers) very personal events/feelings of my childhood. I often laugh when I think about the hundreds of people out there who know intimate details of my life, whilst I cannot even remember their name.

[brainwaxd]

LMFAO, good to know our site Admin knows how it is....



also thought this could use a bump cuz it was back a few pages and with
things going slow loading the site most of the time, some might miss
it... and all tweekers i know can relate!

[Df1337]

Haha, very funny Alfa. However, why is the deviant sex number 7?

[whatadeal]

LOL at #2, just picture it!!!!

[jduba]

on point with all!!! i think posting 10,000,000 replies on drugs-forum
should be ooone as well as rambleing on and on in replies due to "the
spun factor"

[jduba]

now looking back other great indicators of spun posters (guilty now) is
posting kinda off topic or stearing away from origional post topic.
horrible spelling and punctuation. lastly (refer to post above) a
tendency of typing multiple uneeded letters in a word and/or/therefore
leaving out other needed letters.

im out

[dirtnaps]

haha that's great. i can relate to almost all of em.

[llllllllllllll]

invite a bunch of people over then follow them around cleaning up after them for next 4 hours. while tapping your feet to hard-core breakdowns

[blackwolf]

my top 10------

10. Clean your pipe, cause you know your going to want to smoke more.

9. SMoke some more---see-10

8.walk to kitchen...see it is kinda messy , decide"Ive never cleaned behind
the fridge or the stove!'
and proceede to tear entire kitchen apart in order to clean behind said
objects. while cleaning those you relize one of the cleaners says safe for
vinyl.....this gives you a idea

7. Go to studio room, Clean and re-sleave every single record you have
with those fancey
record cleaner brush and a semi-corrosive solvent you thought shoudl
work good, which is probable eating away the vinyl as we speak. Mind
you I am a and run
with djs so were talking hundreds of records. take solvent back to kitchen

6. as you walk back into kitchen and relize now behind the fridge and
stove are clean, but all the dirt,rust and dust from behind there is now
covering the rest of the kitchen. YAY...more to clean.but first.........

5 all this cleaning makes you want a smoke, but your out...go to 7-11,
buy cigs, beer, HEY, they have cleaning supplies......buy gloves,
papertowels, windex.......oh dayem..the cover of that maxim is hott...

4. you get home...get butt naked and proceed to have wild primal animal
sex, or if your unfortunate.....wild primal masterbation...

3. proced to steps 9 and 10 again.

2 you get thrirsty, walk in to kitchen to get a somethign to driink

1 as soon as you enter the kitchen you think...".hey..its still kind of
messy..maybe I should clean it up"

[jatzstoned]

lol, i doubt i'll ever try speed tho , even if those things do sound interesting ,,......i treasure my sleep

[sands of time]

Haha, speed will make ANYTHING fun, this is no lie.

[Electric Jesus]

hahah.


I remember over about 6 days (and about 4gs of glass) I completely tore apart, cleaned, and organized the kitchen at work. All the while also helping cook the food.


It was a good sleep when I finally had a day off.

[littlegirl13]

my god.......... I just lost it.

My beloved denial.

I really am a tweaker.....

[hoonin]

I cant believe nobody has mentioned porn in this thread

[bcStoner420]

Lol that list is pretty good(reffering to alphas post), but #10 is definatly something SWIM can relate to. He finds himself sorting his dvd's, cd's and games and lebelling them again and putting in alphabetical order and stuff like that. He will also spend hours tidying up file folder on his comp.

It really is absurd how much fun the dumbest, lamest shit can be while tweaking. This is why SWIM likes it though, not only can you feel great but you can get things done and have fun doing it.

[Sitbcknchill]

2. Spend the afternoon waiting for the DEA to raid you - one hand on the
binoculars, the other on the flush handle of the toilet.


^^^ Thats not funny I've seen other people flip out like that, it's not fun. It's the quickest way to kill your buzz

[HandyMan81]

Playing tablefootball. Thats awesome your so focused.
Swim played this in Czech Republic with some friends in a pub.This pub stayed open for us as long as Swim wanted.( Money talks in these countries)
Playing tablefootball extends the rush and everybody plays better.
Sometimes we played 12 hours in a row and take little breaks (to drink and snort). Swim always thought its just him because Swim likes tablefootball, but many other on meth never liked the game so much but when in the focused state couldnt stop anymore. Swims favourite!!!

[genaro]

I never had any meth (I'm a bit curious about its effect but well I don't really enjoy speed which is too psychotic for me so..), but despite I never tried it, after reading at this hilarious thread I wonder how meth could go with playing our beloved rererepepetitive & compulsive Tetris on a good old gameboy console.