Cooking Cannabis and Eating It

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Swim says for you to cook with your weed now. All of this is according to him:

Weed is an experience, a damn good time. Most people go many years without fully understanding what it has to offer, though. This beautiful herb is worth much more than just plain smoking. Many seasoned smokers are scared and nervous to cook an entire ounce of weed that they likely paid good money for. This is for them.

If you've never had the chance to eat, buy an ounce and cook in butter. Use ALL of the butter that you just made and put it all in a betty crocker brownie mix, or in some other chocolate cake mix. Have a brownie party... the less heads, the more high everyone will get. Its easy as hell to make, and fun too! The greatest thing is the high, though...

The high is insane. You wait for an hour or so and feel nothing. Some people are tempted to leave early and just go home, because the brownies are not doing anything to them. This is a BAD idea. Many friends have done this and got hit like a trainwreck on their way to the local store. I've heard so many funny stories of people who attend meetings or go to night church and then all of a sudden flip out.


First, it creeps up on you... almost like you had just smoked. If you were lucky or unlucky enough to take part in eating an ounce (A feat that swim has done with only 12 people, which is about 3 grams eaten per person, WAY above threshold), then make this a benchmark for the night... because you won't be as sober as you are now for another DAY. The high will get stronger and stronger... it will progress to a high as if you had just smoked a very strong sativa strain. Every time you think you have hit plateau and you couldn't possibly be more blown away, another wave hits you and leaves you wondering where you are. I've seen even the most experienced smokers become incapacitatedly stoned and just stare and laugh. Do NOT take it lightly, but enjoy it.

I have heard the effect described to me by SWIM and his friends as a very narcotic type high, not all that unlike percocets, mixed with a little bit of shrooms. The crazy thing is, Cannabis itself is classified as a psychadelic, and it is only through eating a large quantity that you can unlock its psychadelic potential. Swim had closed eye halucinations, fractals, visuals, and auditory voices everywhere he looked. His weed was not spiked, either, lending credence to marijuanas classification.

I guess what swim has to say, to even all of you experienced smokers out there, is this... Don't be afraid to eat your weed. Do it, enjoy it, you will likely be higher than you've ever been in your life.