Drug info - Invented a new drink!!!!!

[shoobie]

Swim is pretty sure nobody has done this one yet. This past month Swim got his toungue pierced, Swim bought a couple of things that I thought that would help with pain and fighting infection. It didn't really hurt too bad at all just a second maybe, but after getting wasted on Jager that night, his toungue hurt like a bitch the next day, swollen and painful. Swim doesnt take acetomenophen or anything, cause Swim drinks. Swim have seen stomachs rupture and it's not a neat thing. So the next day, after brushing and whatnot, thought, catch a drink or two, but really didn't feel like had the stomach for it. So Swim thought of an idea, Swim mixed half ICE COLD vodka from the freezer with half chloraseptic, For those of you in europe or wherever, it contains novacaine, which numbs the mouth HIGHLY!! The result Swim deemed "satans little helper" cause once you take the shot you taste vodka, but just for a second, then the mouth completely goes numb. leaving no booze grimmace on the face whatsoever. It may sound retarded, or like it tastes bad. but it just leaves such a wierd numb feeling. Try it if you dare. Also, for those of you in europe, or wherever, I am sure they make some kind of sore throat kind of spray for the mouth, were all civilized, after all aren't we, except George Bush.

[merc11292]

swim tried that once with chloraseptic and i believe irish cream liquor, swim dint drink it though he gargled with chloraseptic then drank the irish cream liquor. It dint work for swim it dint bother his mouth but still hurt the throat, swim will have to try drinking it instead of just gargling it.

btw im pretty sure novacaine isnt in chloraseptic, i think its benzocaine, but i could be wrong.

[shoobie]

well, one of the caines, anyways, don't have any on hand to check. Thinks this works best with vodka cause it's a neutral spirit, and has little flovor except that of alcohol. And the fact that it's ice cold make it go down SUPER smooth. Hence the name, Satans little helper. sure somebody probably has named a drink that, but not on like this!!! can be damn near deadly!!

[Mint boi]

ok so not exactly on topic, but alcohol isnt good for a newly pierced tongue!

[shoobie]

true, and was told this, but it has healed nicely. Swim also drank lots of water, ice cold water for the swelling and such, but you are csrrect swimintboi. Alcohol is not the best for a pierced toungue. He was told, that while it would clean the mouth, it would also prolong the healing process. The third day, the toungue felt much better, so no "satan's little helpers since then!!!! Maybe this weekend though. Just started back to college, Swim is sure that there will be sever house parties this weekend.

[Mint boi]

yeh its something to do with drying out the mouth swim thinks! but whatever works, swims friend who got his tongue pierced couldn't touch drink for the first while as it was so paiful, different people react differetly! good luck with it! swim has had piercings reject before... not pleasent!!!

[Nagognog2]

There is a product that contains a good amount of Lidocaine made especially for sores in the mouth/tongue. Not Oragel (USA) - this one actually works. Available through Canada without prescription. Never seen it in the Untied Snakes. Figures.

[shoobie]

cool, If it's better than chloraseptic, Swim would like to try it. Mail order, perhaps? Don't think there's anything wrong with ordering tylenol from Canada, at least that Swim knows of. As long as it isn't scheduled. Piercing never rejected. Swim can't stop playing with the f'ing thing yet though. Gotta break that habit quick. Hey SwiNag, can you remember the name brand?? Maybe do some research. Also, this wasn't orajel, it was throat spray. But Swim would imagine that anything with a good amount of novo, benzo, or lidocaine would do the trick nicely. Anyone else ever heard of a concoction like it??? (disregarding it's absurdity or downright retardedness) It's just a novelty thing Swim thought of. Also, there was a recipe Swim saw once that was half green nyquil, and half jager. Tried them a few times, they were putrid, plus nyquil has acetomenophen in it, which isn't good. May look at some Canadian OTC sites later and see if Swim can get an actual percentage of whatever "caine" it is and rate them against chloraseptic. See what's got the highest percentage.

[Nagognog2]

Check for xylocaine - brand name - and you should find it. Comes in many forms, with the liquid being specific for mouth problems. I wouldn't suggest making a cocktail with it. Applied to location of problem will numb the area. Same stuff dentists use.

[unconditionaldl]

You can get oragel in the uk btw, it does work for sore teeth :P lol.
Swims mouth felt like he put a lil bit of shitty coke in it :P

[hoodabudda]

cloraseptic spray contains phenol/carbolic acid which is toxic. the nazis used phenol injections to kill people fast and efficently.

[shoobie]

Swim once knew a guy who went through a bottle A DAY of this shit. Haven't read if there are any minimum/maximums on the label. However, the good ol' FDA is there to make sure limits are low. Besides, Swim's not sayig to get fucked up out of your mind on them, just try a shot!!

[hoodabudda]

Originally Posted by shoobie

Swim once knew a guy who went through a bottle A DAY of this shit. Haven't read if there are any minimum/maximums on the label. However, the good ol' FDA is there to make sure limits are low. Besides, Swim's not sayig to get fucked up out of your mind on them, just try a shot!!

yeah when swim was a kid swim drank a couple swigs because it tasted weird and numb was a new sensation to him but swim was just throwing the possibility of it being harmful out there.

[shoobie]

Probably for the best. that's what this whole thing's about right? But I think a few shots can be tolerated by almost anyone. Thanks for letting everyone know though.

[JaWill88]

are there cocaine like effects from things like lidocaine? why would it not be in the states?

[GRAVOL]

The numbing sensation is the only similarity.

[fnord]

no cocaine like effects.you should be able to order pure caine from somewhere online.check out body modificatoin shops

[Nagognog2]

Okay, that ties it....here's a bad (true) story:

Bongo and Co. went to a nightclub to see a favorite band. With the crew was one person who perpetually drove everyone up a wall. And he wanted a drink. Of course! So his morose, blood-sucking attitude could begin it's work to totally destroy any chance for fun. Bongo decided he'd better act..."I'll get your drink!" he said and slipped into the darkness to coral a barmaid...

"What is the absolute WORST drink you could think of?" inquired the Ape. "Um, how about Rye Whisky and milk?" she suggested. Even Bongo had to veto that curdled level of sadism. "Second worst?" She thought a moment. "Scotch and orange juice?" she offered brightly. It was settled.

Bongo presented the demanding pain-in-the-neck with a tray of 5 Scotch & OJ's. He didn't bother anyone all night.

The barmaid got a good tip.