Methadone

[NoleGirl323]

SWIM hasn't been able to score any Lortabs lately, so SWIM got her hands on some Methadone. SWIM got 3 'wafers,' (40 mg tabs) of the stuff.
SWIM has played around with methadone in the past. She usually would split the wafer in fourths and eat 10 mgs. This time SWIM decided to get a little crazy. SWIM ate 20 mgs. at once, and than an hour later at another quarter. SO essentially SWIM ate 30 mgs of methadone.
Things were alright for about an hour, than SWIM started feeling REALLY REALLY awesome. SWIM was in a world all of her own. It was hard for SWIM to explain her experience, but she basically felt AWESOME. She felt like she was melting into her seat. Apparently it was an awesome feeling, according to SWIM.
But then SWIM got stupid and decided that it would be a good idea to get in her car, just her and her music, and drive up the beach; feeling awesome all the way.
That's when it hit SWIM that she was really FUCKED up. SWIM couldn't see straight, SWIM had double vision, and couldn't focus on the road. Luckily SWIM had the presence of mind to turn around and go home.
SWIM had trouble walking in a straight line, but made it to her apartment. SWIM then sat on her balcony, listened to some techno, and melted into seat on the balcony. The breeze blowing in SWIM's face made it perfect.
All in all, SWIM loves methadone; BUT, SWIM has one very important question for all of you professionals out there. Here goes...
At work I get randomly drug tested. They test for opiates. Since methadone is a synthetic opiate, does it show up on a standard opiate test? From what I have gathered, the opiates that my job tests for are hydro and oxy codone, morphine and codeine.
Does anybody know if methadone can be detected in a standard drug test??
Also, I know that methadone is primarily prescribed
to help people to get off of drugs.. Am I the only one who had a blast on methadone?
I would love some feedback, and especially some answers to my drug test questions....

If you made it this far, thanks for reading!!

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