Opinions - Personalities of spirits

[Heretic.Ape.]

Each spirit seems to have it's own personality, a sort of standard atmosphere attributed to it. Anybody else noticed this?
Whiskey and scotch bring to mind sitting in some laid back dark bar listening to the wailing of Tom Waits or some jazz. Perhaps pontificating upon how crazy life is with some friends while ordering another round of whiskey's and another pitcher of beer.
Tequila brings to mind getting crazy, fiesta-style, taking a plethura of shots, perhaps dancing foolishly, and undoubtedly getting into some kind of trouble on a summer night.
Rum could go any direction. As my dear friend / ex-fiance is fond of saying "rum goes with everything, it's the new black" but brings to mind meandering aimlessly through the streets barhopping and acting like a pirate for no real good reason. Or getting into dumb fights in which you don't really even know what you're arguing about, LOL.
Anybody have any more?

[bcubed]

Scotch=pretentious snob (or conniseur, if SWIY's more charitable)
Bourbon=macho or redneck
Tequila=criminally insane
Vodka=just starting hard liquor OR a drunk on a tight budget OR someone stupid enogh to overpay for grain neutral alcohol
Jagermeister=preppy frat boy with repressed homosexual tendencies
Zima=(I'm just gona leave the gay jokes alone here, as that would be an insult to gay people everywhere.)

[Heretic.Ape.]

^ LOL, those last two are great!

[yamman13]

Calvados- reminds me of really posh hotels, and old men sitting around drinking it
Baileys- not sure if its a spirit, but brings back memories of 13 year olds totally pissed in town.

[hotmama4]

like vodka! I seem to feel the smae every time Happy and relaxed!
Beer...touchy feeley
Rum ohnery!! Ive been told!
Wine.... Could go EITHER WAY!!

[tayo]

Rum.. "help i'm trapped on an island.. let's get drunk?"
Gin.. gets you fucked up aaand your penis will be invincible.
Whiskey.. "a man's drink" possibly want to fight
Vodka.. "let's have sex" ay baybay ay baybay
Wine.. "let's make love" romantic
Tequila.. "i like to throw up and have raunchy sex after"

[flipthecandy]

Beer: Loud, loves to sing, loves to eat and talk shit.
Wine: Likes to tell girls you feel nothing for how they are the most important thing in your life
Whiskey: Unpredictable. High chance of waking up in somebody's house you don't know
Rum: 2 things exist to the rummed up spirit: sex and fights
Vodka: Likes to dance laugh and be sociable, until the hornyness takes over and all that matters is sex

[Mint boi]

Originally Posted by flipthecandy

Whiskey: Unpredictable. High chance of waking up in somebody's house you don't know

Because whiskey = sleepytime!

Cider = sitting under a tree getting drunk (underage)

EDIT: oops just being reminded that this thread is about spirits! and cider is indeed not one! Thank you mysterious informer!!!

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I wasn’t aware cider was a spirit, lol.

[meatbag]

A book SWIM was reading recently managed to describe two spirits very well, rum and whisky. SWIM can't remember the exact quote but it went something like this "Whisky is the bottled essence of the cold scottish highlands while rum is the bottled essence of a hot beach in the carribean". SWIM found it quite funny.