Just been mugged at Knife point, well last night

[Evil GIR]

So Swim was walking home minding my own buisness, when two guy started shouting swim turned around spoke to em for a min or so and then one pulled a kinfe on swim and said give me your money. At this point, swim thought he could take the guy BUT there is two of em and he has a knife, so swim told em him he aint getting shit, swim then just ran away. Though swim knows the area well and swim also know where all the CCTV cameras are so he managed to make it to a shop front by this time tired(yeah he is out of shape). swim told the guy look CCTV, but he didnt give a shit and demanded my money. So of swim ran again across the road till finaly he couldn't run any more, he then punched me a couple of times, which to swim where weak punched, though he had a knife.

This time he seemed really pissed off and threatened to stab swim so he gave him £10, swim said this is all he has but the attacker demanded more so he gave him another £10. His mate then demanded all my change so I gave em about 40p. What else can I do ? I am on my own and unarmed.

Anyway within 1 min of swim handing his cash over he dialed 999 and asked for the police, they put swim through and said they would arrange for a squad car to pic him up. By this time he noticed this guy was trying to sneak up on him so swim started shouting on the phone there after me again with a knife. So swim headed ointo town where this guy, now without his weapon punches swim to the floor and swims phone then drops out of his hand and skids across the floor. By now he was really out of breath and there was nothing i could of done. Yeah swim thinks the weed he smoked 1 hour before didn't help much.

swim then made my way his way into a pizza place and asked could he use the phone to call the police but they wouldn't let swim, he was kinda worried about these guys following him again. Anyway 5 Min's later swim got to the police station and told the police what had happened.






They had already been arrested by armed response team and where already in police custody, swims cash and phone have already been recovered.
swim was told that they rarely pick people up this fast and swim was lucky. swim was questioned and gave a full description of em which matched the people they had caught.


In the station when swim was giving a stament the police asked if swim had been smoking because swim stank of weed, they just told him to give up cos its bad.
They didnt seach any part of me or even ask to look into my bag.

It bothers swim that he was too unfit from smoking and too stoned to properly defen him self though swim is not gona risk a fighting people if they are armed.
swims best plan was to go for all the CCTV hot zones, which worked out perfectly.


So now swim waiting to get my stuff back, which is a big pain, but swim was told that they will be going down for somethinig like 3/4 years.
Swim has been thinking about it for ages, but swim is gona have to quit the herb, its just too dangerous for swim to be mellowed out and unable to defend him self.
Plus the whole smoking with tobbaco is making me short of breath when i run lots

So becaue of them swim was stuck at the police station for about 3 hours, hope they get fucked up the arse at prision.