Too easy to stop the cops?

[josephjab]

SWIM was thinking of an easy way to stop cops from finding weed if they pulled you over and had reason to search. Of course you could always have a super good hiding spot, but SWIM doesn't really have that so he was wondering if this is just too easy to be true

Like if SWIM had a safe, impenetrable, and when he was pulled over just through his stash in it, locked it, threw it in the back or trunk, and if they smelled marijuana in the car they would search- and if they were frustrated and never found anything, searched the trunk and saw the safe, while SWIM had the key up his ass haha or just anywhere really, itd be easy to hide. Could the cops have like some reasonable suspicion to take it somewhere and lockpick it or something?? It wouldn't smell of course, is this too easy to work?