Urine Tests

[monkey612]

SWIM suspects he will be given a drug test some time soon but does not know when or what kind. SWIM figures urine is most likely. SWIM smoked cannabis yesterday and smoked about once a day for a month or two. What precations should said person take. SWIM is a track runner so he lifts and runs on the off season, because THC is stored in fat when should he stop running/lifting in relation to the test (days).

Thanks

[ena]

SWM is asking the same to herself. Surely is going for a test ,and smoked cannabis today, others are excluded since time passed. SWIM is wondering is there any way to somehow camouflage the test? SWIM has heard that vinegar can do a great deal but isnt sure? Any help, Immidiately!Pls

[Fox101]

go buy detox and drink alot of fucking water, or get some clean piss.

[BenwiFFen]

Get your self one of those blue bulb things made for sucking baby snot. Stuff a piece of small plastic tubing in the end. You can tape it under your arm, run the hose in a loop then down to your fly. With the loop you won't have the drip spots. With your arm squiez it. Or use a short hose with the same blue bulb in a pocket away from the pee watcher run the hose through a small hole to your item. Squiez with your hand. If the lab is using a film badg temp thing you can't change the reading so pee in it with your dirty piss to set the temp reading then wash it out and put some clean pee in it. If your worryed about the temp then give about one inch at a time.

[runfrom MURDER]

Originally Posted by BenwiFFen

Get your self one of those blue bulb things made for sucking baby snot. Stuff a piece of small plastic tubing in the end. You can tape it under your arm, run the hose in a loop then down to your fly. With the loop you won't have the drip spots. With your arm squiez it. Or use a short hose with the same blue bulb in a pocket away from the pee watcher run the hose through a small hole to your item. Squiez with your hand. If the lab is using a film badg temp thing you can't change the reading so pee in it with your dirty piss to set the temp reading then wash it out and put some clean pee in it. If your worryed about the temp then give about one inch at a time.

I doubt that can hold enough piss for one cup.

[rocksmokinmachine]

If I was SWIY I wouldn't bother gettin anyone elses clean urine. The people testing check the temperature of SWIYS urine before they test it to make sure it came from your body. SWIM is regularly drug tested and they do not test for cannabis. Only opiates, cocaine, amphetamines and benzos. I don't know if this is the same for SWIY. I don't think vinegar is likely to make much difference, and I am sceptical as to detox drinks effectiveness.

[frenchywife]

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