Dutch driver on a cocaine binge goes to town on a field (photo included)

[lulz]

It happened in the Netherlands, this is an internet translation of the news article:

DUSSEN, 24 June 2007


Dollemansrit finishes corn field in the ditch


DUSSEN: The police force had add Friday evening 22 June all sails to that prevent a kept turning drugs user with its car went up public gone. The man destroyed with its car a complete corn field.


Around 18.25 the police force report got that on the Kornpad in Dussen grey Mercedes the corn field had ridden into area car. On the spot the agents found a completely confused man, who drove rondjes with its car constantly by the corn field. It succeeded in absolutely no manner to make contact with the man. When of the agents a its gatekeeper tried pull open, the man gave gas. The agent fell on the ground and could, by super-fast is legs pull away, prevents that he was run over. To prevent that the motorist would reach public gone, the access ways were turned off to the field with police force vehicles. This will have brought with, as it happens, an unacceptable security risk with itself.


Vervolgens two 4x4 drive police force cars have been used drive the Mercedes klem. The man tried escape, where he rammed a metal hek and in a neighbour orchard ran over some apple trees. The action was coordinated from a police force helicopter which hung above the corn field. It succeeded eventually to force the man to stoppers, where the Mercedes SUV in the ditch ended up. Touched the police force vehicles concerned and the car of the verdachte thereby damaged. Afterwards appeared that the man, a 35 person whose birthday it is drove tilburger, in the car of its father. The verdachte found oneself under the influence of cocaine, this way explained he later himself. Also in the car a user quantity hard drugs was found. He has been put ingesloten and in insurance. Concerning the total damage amount is at this moment clarity still no. The police force helicopter has fixed the arisen damage to the corn field on photograph from air.


Ggd-arts involved the police force to decrease blood of the verdachte. The blood monster is examined in the judicial laboratory of the Dutch forensic institute on the type and quantity used drugs. Of course the drivers license of the man direct ingevorderd is and the central office file skill proofs has been asked examine if the verdachte has still physical and/or mental aptitude, to control motorrijtuigen.

http://www.politiemwb.nl/news_nieuw....artikelID=8947

Reputation Comments on this post:

Very amusing!

[Whit]

Looks like he was havin' ALOT of fun!

He's obviously made the most of it before he came out!

[lulz]

He was apparently driving around the field for a while, maybe he got lost in the field? Otherwise he was being chased by police most of the time, but based on this video it must have been the slowest police chase in history

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1876...303/index.html

Looking back on the overhead photo of the damage, I wonder if those darker lines were left by the police? In which case they must have been following him around on his merry ride for quite a while

[rod]

There goes the popcorn

[schwing]

LOL, that's going to be my desktop BG

[lulz]

Originally Posted by schwing

LOL, that's going to be my desktop BG

Depending on your screen size you may want to use this. I "cropped" the original pic to fit on DF (forgive the pun).

http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven...ooglegroot.jpg

[enquirewithin]

Don't believe the authorities. This was without doubt aliens. They probably abducted the guy and probed him and filled him with drugs him before putting him back in the car

[UberDouche]

My thoughts exactly. Perhaps a progressive defense attorney may take that argument up on trial day.

[Rio Fantastic]

Ha ha ha, looks like he was having a good time.

[radiometer]

OK, this is the one and only time I will ever say that I approve of driving under the influence. That's totally awesome. I especially like the area on the lower right where he tried and somehow failed to move on to the next field.

Love the translation too! "It succeeded eventually to force the man to stoppers" Haha!

[Woodman]

Looks like crazy Dutch crop circles, to me.

http://skepdic.com/cropcirc.html

[tayo]

haha someone post what that image does for visuals when on psychedelics.

and the poor guy probably just decided to go pee in a corn field and couldnt find his way out so figured "take out as much of the crop as you can and you'll see the highway soon"

[Alicia]

lol amusing thats gone in swia pile of funny pics, nice lines, hehe. swia could see that happening on a huge binge like that. lol

[Beeker]

I'll bet he thought whatever he was up to was REAL fucking important at the time. lol!