Culture - Drinking Games

[lolomgwtfbbq]

I know that not everyone likes football so here's a
drinking game to make the superbowl a bit more tolerable. Just take a
shot whenever any of these things happen.

1) any alcohol commercial
2)somebody saying the suspense is "so think you could cut it with a kinfe"
3)if you see somebody sticking up their middle finger in the stands [other people have to see it, too. =p]
4)the phrase "110 percent"
5)somebody says "there's still plenty of time"
6)a player does a touchdown dance
7)any mention of the score being close
8)when there's 4 minutes and 20 seconds left in the game

Does anybody have any other suggestions?

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Alchol Is a DRUG that could KILL YOU. It is as much of a DRUG as HEROIN, nothing to be meddled with.

[joemomma]

Why not just drink everytime the quarterback touches the ball

[MINUS]

Where I live Beer Pong is the game to play. There are hundreds of different ways to play and different rules but this is how my friends and I do it:


*There are two teams of two


* Each team has ten cups arranged in a pyramid (like bowling pins) on opposite sides of a 6ft by 3ft table.


*The head cup is to be Full, the second two cups are 3/4, the next three are 1/2, and the last four are 1/4


* The players ona team takes alternating turns throwing and drinking


* if a player makes the ping pong bell in the other teams cup, a player on the other team must drink that cup and set it aside, unless it is the head cup in which case the cup is drank, then one of the other cups is put in its place adn filled compleately.


*The team that make all ten cups wins, the losing team must drink the rest of their beer and the rest of the winning teams beer.


* The winning team plays until they lose


There are also a couple of other rules we play by but "you get the jist of it"


If you have your own rendition of the game i'd love to hear it.

[pacamohu]

We usually usually just play two teams of one or two teams of two
depending on who wants to play.

We fill all the cups up about 1/4 to 1/2 of the way (doesnt really matter...I
usually put only 1/4 becuase I dont like beer and use mix drinks instead)

There are 10 cups
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If you are playing 2 people on a team... If both people make their shot
they get to shoot again

Loser has to drink the remaining cups of winners beer

If there is enough room I like playing "open ball" were if the ball rolls back
or if the recieving team doesnt grab the ball right away anyone can dive
for it and grab it...It make the game much more physical and out of
control...especially after a couple of games.

[mattp]

bounced ball = 2 beers taken away

we play that you can only rerack once each game (makes it more challenging when you get good)

also, we play "redemption shot"

basically, if you sink the other team's last cup, 1 person from the
other team tries to make all the cups (once you miss, you give it to
the other player, and they have to make the rest)

if they do this, you start over with one beer each poured into 3 cups.

[pacamohu]

I usually play redemption too only both players get to shoot untill they
miss.

I have also played with just one cup each when their was a lack of cups
and nothing better to do.

[Lacognac69]

The bounced ball is definitely a good additon to the game. Of course you can swat the ball away if someone tries to bounce it. Boucing definitely is an acquired skill which I definitely like to use. We usually have all the cups filled 1/3 of the way, espeically when we are gonna be playing in a bunch of games. Another interesting twist to try is WINE PONG or Liquor Pong. BOth will fuck you up. The wine pong actually works really well, the liquor pong can be tough to handle, but both games add a fun twist to beer pong.

[TypicalDream]

I'm just curious to see whats out there. What different games people have come up with to play while drinking. Heres the ones I know and fill me in on some new ones!


The usual games usually include asshole, golf, drunk driver, and hockey. Those are all card games. Getting up and moving around theres beer frisbee, beer pong, shoulders. And when really bored and missing a bunch of cards in the deck, taking a board game, mainly checkers, we'll take as many shot glasses as there are playing peices, fill em up and play checkers. You drink what the other player jumps and vice versa.

[P!MPJU!C3]

Well, Ive got a lot off black friends and they come over 4 good glass of scotch we play a game called flip the niger.

They invented the game without me. They invented it because they are sick of the fact that people wont discriminate them anymore and even sit next to them on the subway. They are also sick of all the politicly correct black guys in every teen movie. We play the game with high percentage alcohol like Vodka or Gin. The game go somthing like dis:

We turn on the tv. U have 2 flip 4 channels. Every time u see a black person u have to drink a shot. after uve flipped 4 channels u give the remote to the person sitting next 2 u. If there are more than 10 black people on screne u will just have 2 drink the rest of the bottle and u have to get the new one which is downstairs. Beining drunk that is like going to timboktoe. Many have failed.

When u want out, u get out but u must drink the rest of the remaining bottle. Its a game 4 good drinkers with a very very high tolerance. Were talking horse resistance, fit 4 AA at age 14.

P!MPJU!C3

[TypicalDream]

Good God, haha, yeah, that reminds me of the take a drink everytime you're watching Springer and theres a fight or something like that. Though you have put an interesting spin on it.. Dunno if I can handle that kind of drinking anymore

[Muirner]

Fuck the nigger haha, good game... the games that we play around here are:
-Asshole
-Kings
-Fuck the dealer
-Drunk Driver
-Sip and go naked
-beer pong


That's about it for me, if u need any with details then just ask which and i'll post the response.


Muirner

[TypicalDream]

Yeah, you gotta spill Sip and go Naked, that sounds entertaining.

[hippie_lain]

You guys want toexplain some of the games. Just moved onto a house with 6 other guys....party time!

[Psilocybe S.]

Okay, "Nigger Knocking" or "Ding Dong Ditch" is my fave. Me and my friends will drink some vodka and get our videocamera out. After some pot, we'll set up someone across the street to record our fun, then off we go into the night.

But my all time fave game: Bomb the most buildings. (For those of you who're high, this isnt a new game where you play as osama binladin and blow shit up.heh.)Edited by: Psilocybe S.

[TypicalDream]

heheh, which games ya want hippie?

[Curtains]

Quarters and dice are my favorite next to beer pong

[MINUS]

I haven't heard anyone mention "ring of fire"


its easy to play and it gets you smashed

[Stingray_313]

Yes, please give a brief description about each of these games.
Personally, i havnt heard of ANY of them (arent i the noob). I love
drinking with friends and i want to have some fun with it!



Heres what id like explained... sorry for makin you explain it though. Thanks!



-Asshole

-Kings

-Fuck the dealer

-Drunk Driver

-Sip and go naked

-Beer pong (i think i have a general idea of this one...)

-Quarters and dice

-Nigger Knocking

-Ring of fire

[TypicalDream]

Heh, explaining asshole... Thats a tough one, but we'll try this. You usually want about 5 people to play.The objective is to get rid of all of your cardsfirst.Theres positions in each game, president, vice president, secretary, the in the middle people, asshole, and beer bitch. Whoever asshole is deals the entire deck out to all the players. While dealing, the asshole has the "power", they can make other people, like the president drink. Beer bitch, well, its obvious what they have to do. After the entire deck is dealt out, no one can touch their cards until the president does, look at theirs until the pres does, so on and so forth. Now, whoever has the three of clubs goes first, and lays that card in the middle. This is where it can get kinda tricky, cause you can play this game a few different ways. I'm just gonna explain how I know it. The person to the left of the 3 of clubs goes next, they can lay down another three, or anything higher. If you lay down a three, (this goes for the course of the game, 5 on a 5, king on a king), it skips the next person and they have to drink. Soooo, you keep going around like this until someone lays down a card no one can beat. At that point, the asshole clears the cards in the center and whomever laid down the last highest card gets to start the new round. This is where it can get really fun, if you have two of a card, or three of a card, you can lay them all down. now you're playing doubles, its harder for other players to beat this sometimes, so you can get the advantage of getting the deck cleared to you again. (Oh, through the game, if you can't beat a card in the center and have to skip, you also have to drink, forgot that almost). Another thing is, if you have three of the same card, and someone else lays down the one that completes the set, if you aren't next in line but can beat them in laying down those three, it becomes an automatic social, everyone drinks and it clears to you. You can also play 2's and jokers, (if you want them in the deck), as automatic clear cards, if its your turn and you can't beat whats laying there, you can throw down a 2 and it clears to you to start the new round. When you get to your last card, you have to say last card and you're allowed to hold that one in the center, other people can take it if they think its a 2 or something else that could help them. Then you're out of the game, if you're the first one out, you get to be president, 2nd one out is vice, third is secretary, 4th beer bitch, 5th is asshole. These titles really serve no purpose in the way I play other than the president, who can make anyone at anytime drink during the game, and the asshole who deals, clears and can make people drink while they're dealing. If this makes sense to ya, good, if not, feel free to ask and I can explain a little better for ya.





Some of those other are a bit tough to explain, so I'm gonna try and write em out so they make sense to me first unless someone gets em up here first!

[Curtains]

Quarters-basicly u get 5 cups, u put a big one in the center and two smaller ones on each side. you play with one other person or teams. the object is u want to bouncea quarter into the two smaller cups first on ur side and than the big cup before ur oppent can do the same thing to win. everytime you bounce one in ur oppent has to drink that cup. we usually play with 3 beers--2 for 4 smaller cups and one for the big one

Dice- get a group of friends and sit around a table with two dice and a cup to refill a quarter to half way full of beer. Someone starts by rolling the dice if they roll a 7 or doubles you get to pick someone to drink, but if u don't u pass on the dice. Lets sayI Curtains got doubles andi pickedmy friend SWIMto drink what happens next is that SWIM can't drink til i pick up the dice. At this moment SWIM will start to chug his beer. IF Curtains can roll a 7 or doubles before SWIM can finish his beer thanSWIM has to try this again. IF SWIm finishes his beer before Curtains rolls a 7 or doubles than the pass get passes on to the next person and u start all over again. you just continue to play til all but one forfeits

[Phungushead]

Kings</span>:

This is how me and my friends play it.

Put drink in the center of table. Spread cards in circular
formation face down around drink. Take turns picking cards.
For each card value (for lack of a better word), there is something you
have to do. I think everyone probably makes their own things up
for this, but here's some of ours (I can't remember them all):



Ace: lick the card and stick it to your forehead. However many
seconds it sticks is how many drinks (off your own drink, not the one
in the center) you have to take. I know, gross huh.

2: "to you" - pick someone, they have to drink

3: "to me" - you have to drink

4: "the whores" (all girls have to drink)

5: "social" (eveyone has to drink)

6: "the dicks" (all guys have to drink)

7-8: Don't remember....

9: Make up some rule, it can be anything, like you have to hold your
drink with your left hand. Anyone who breaks the rule has to
drink.

10: Don't remember....

Jack: "I never..." You have to say something that you have never done
(for example "I never have gotten a traffic ticket" or something like
that). Now, using that example, anyone who HAS gotten a traffic
ticket has to drink.

Queen: You have to ask someone a question (any question, doesn't matter
how stupid it is). They in turn have to ask someone else a random
question, without pausing. Whoever doesn't immediately ask
someone another question has to take a drink.

King: If you get a king, you have to put it on top of the drink in the
center. If your card falls off/you knock off cards already there,
you have to chug the whole drink.



Just make sure you write down the rules you want to use. They get hard to remember as you get further into the game.



I'd be interested to know some of your guys' rules too.

[Stingray_313]

Cool, thanks guys... anyone know how to explain the other ones?? Saturday is approaching and im lookin for that perfect game...



Heres what i believe is left:




-Fuck the dealer


-Drunk Driver


-Sip and go naked


-Beer pong (i think i have a general idea of this one...)


-Nigger Knocking


-Ring of fire

[MINUS]

Ring of Fire is:


You take a deck of cards and simply spread them out into a circle, hence the ring.


Then the players take turns drawing cards at random, each card coresponds to a different thing:


Ace= fountain, the person who draws the card starts to drink, the person next to him starts to drink and can not stop until the first person stops, and the person next to him can not stop until he does, So basically if your the last person you'll have to chug until everyone stops.


King= Rule, the person who draws this card can make a rule, such as you have to hold your pinky out when you drink. If a rule is broken the rule breaker must drink for an additional 5 seconds. (When another king is drawn the first rule is abolished)


Queen=question, the person who draws this card can ask any amount of questions and if someone answers you they must drink for 5 seconds.


Jack=joke, if you draw this card you have to tell a joke, anyone who laughs has to drink for 5 sec. If noone laughs then you must drink for 10 sec.


10=social drink, everyone must drink for 10 sec.


9=rhyme, you must say a word, the next person has to rhyme that word, the person after that has to rhyme the second word, and so on, the person who can't think of a rhyming word has to drink for 5 sec.


8=catagory, you name a catagory, such as types of beer. everyone then takes turns naming a type of beer until a person can't think of another one, they must then drink for 5 sec.


7,6,4,3,2= drink, you have to drink for the number of seconds shown on the card, for example you draw a 3 you have to drink for3 sec.


5=give away, if you draw a five you can either drink for five or screw someone over by giving them the card. If you give it away that person must drink a full beer in 25 sec. If not they are out of the game.


I know it sounds kinda boring but it's fun especially when you're just sitting around. Oh and by the way after going through the deck a few times everyone is smashed


Cheers!

[MINUS]

Oh and Stingray,I started a beer pong topic a while ago, I explained my way to play, and a couple of other people gave there remditions. The title is simply Beer Pong. I'm sure if you search it you can find it.


CheersEdited by: MINUS

[TypicalDream]

I'm taking a wild guess here, off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure nigger knocking consists of getting trashed, having a buddy hide in the bushes with a camera, while you run up to a door, knock or ring the bell a few times and then run like hell.