Final Advice for First Timer

[griffin3141]

So I recently bought an eighth from my younger sister, who smokes a lot, but we are not on the greatest terms right now, so I thought I'd ask for some advise here. Previously I have tried salvia, morning glory, alcohol, and vicodin, but suprisingly none of them have had an enormous affect on me. Salvia just gave me light gravity pulls and morning glory only made me feel really into music. I am very resistant to alcohol even at 140 lbs (the first time I drank was a few months ago, and 4 shots of 80 proof over an hour didn't have me very drunk at all). As for vicodin, it has absolutely no affect on me at any dose.

The stuff that I have seems to be middle quality based on my research. It is more of a powder than a bud, which I think is pretty common here on the east coast. My choices for method of ingestion are: Firecrackers (brownies are too complicated for me), homemade bong, and joint made with bible pages (no ink on them). What do you think is best for a first timer? How much should I use out of my eigth (I don't have a scale ) I know that I am supposed to take a big hit and hold it, how long should that be for?

Thanks for you help =

[Heretic.Ape.]

Please read the rules about self incrimination before futher posting. As a certain evil troll is fond of saying, this is not a confessional.
This thread has some simple home made devices for smoking. My lab monkey would probably recommend just putting a little bit--around the size of a pea-- for starters to see how it treats someone smoking for the first time and going from there.

[Each Hit]

just try to relax, have some food and something to drink nearby, throw on a movie or something, and enjoy.

also, why smoke with bible pages?? rolling papers aren't expensive, and most every gas station has them

[griffin3141]

gahh...sorry about that, SWIM read the rules, but I guess SWIM spaced on this one. Can a mod edit this to change "I" and "me" with SWIM, who is in fact the one that this post was conserning .

[daisyrocket]

No one said foil because that's bad for SWIM's health.

[hh339]

Originally Posted by griffin3141

joint made with bible pages

Hehe, I bet we will see this quoted in some lame drug-war propaganda.

[tayo]

It works, it's about the thickness of zig-zags. That was actually what Lump used the first time, because he wasn't old enough to buy rolling papers. Maybe that's the secret here.

[slpystr]

Griffin3141 is dumb an naive.

Smoking a reefer mos. definetly is not a science. its effing pot for crists sake. just roll a joint (doubt you know how), blunt, load the bowl in the bong or the bowl completely full, take to the lighter, light, inhale, hold, exhale (cough like a 1st timer), repeat. than dont do dumb shit and enjoy pots everso relaxing effects

Reputation Comments on this post:

No need for rudeness!

[gr8dale72]

yes exactly. what slpystr said. DO NOT do dumb stuff. and like one of the above posters said before DO NOT! try to control the buzz. lol one time when SWIG was a n00b to herb they got realy high and then tried to stay away from the rents. OMG did they have a bad high it sucked and they were paranoid. lol. this doesnt happen anymore though even if SWIG is in the same room as his mom blowed as FucCKK

[ReAlitY-HoLds-NonE]

When SWIM first started smoking weed he started when SWIM's friends had already been smoking for a few years and would only smoke using bongs: so logically thats what SWIM started on, it built up immunity quite quickly as SWIM beleives its the quickest way to get high: first time SWIM had only 6 and was so high he didnt know what planet he was on (unfortunantly those days have passed)...
but a joint is far nicer for someone to handle the first time..

so basically: if SWIY wants a nice, relaxing, and calming time, smoke the J... if however SWIY wants to get so high and stoned that its a brilliant first time.. smoke from a bong.. if its homemade though make sure your drop pipe is of even width and the entire thing is airtight... SWIM says theres nothing worse than lugging on a bong that doesnt seem to do anything or drop your green immidiatly..

[SkullPlot]

1) Bible page smoking is for idiots who don't realize how PAPER (itself) is made, whether it LOOKS like there is ink or not on the page doesn't matter.

2) Any weed that you get in a powdered form is most likely less than 5-10% THC and therefore is 'SHIT-WEED' aka 'rag' aka 'reg' aka 'shake'.... SWIM lives on the East Coast as well and gets very good stuff. Quality usually ranges from 'regs' to the imaginary 'mids' and then the only stuff SWIM smokes, 'CRIppy' (or CRIp or however you might like to say it).

[meRlin68]

yo, wtf, swim used 2 smoke w/ foil all the time, why did no1 ever say this