Marijuana - cop stories!

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Sure, EveryoneWIY has had marijuana experiences...but what about with cops?

SWIM's experience dates back about three years ago. After having quite a few bowls with two friends in the woods (the one major time where the basis for all his and his friend's "stoner quotes" comes from), they started walking out of the forest. SWIM's friend had the bowl and weed in his hand, and was having way too much trouble getting it into his pocket.

After heading out into the parking lot, they saw a cop turning away from them. SWIM saw it, his friends didn't. The cop turned back and started inching towards them. SWIM told his friends not to panic, and to calmly keep walking. No response, so SWIM turned around -- and his friends were in full sprint halfway back to the forest!

SWIM also started sprinting towards the forest, and ended up tripping atleast 8 times. In the forest, SWIM felt like he was in vietnam. When he finally got through to the other side (a dirt road, right in front of another friend's house), he met up with his friends -- and his other friend's mom pulled up in a car and lowered the window. She asked how we were, and what were we doing. It was SO obvious that they were high.

Then they left for a local food chain restaurant, where SWIM convinced the cashier that they weren't high, his friend was just mentally handicapped.

Not so great, but hey, it was an experience for SWIM.

[vantranist]

ok swims got a story.

This was back in his highschool years, a friday nite coming home from a huge party with a load of friends.

Theres was 10 of us stuffed in a bug that sat about 4 comfertably, The driver was 16 along with everyone else in the care either 15-17, and everyone but the driver was drunk or stoned.

A cop pulled us over at about 1 AM on the way home. took us out of the car and searched us all, the driver was in possenion of 1OZ. of MJ (felony ammount) and the passenger in the first seat had abotu 10g's.

So even after there was 10 kids all drunk in a car that fit 4, passed curfew, with a folony amount of Mj, the cop simply took the MJ and sent us on our way home.

[podge]

Swim's been pulled a few time's randomely alright....been caught with empty baggies, skins , roach book etc. Had a few close calls where swim got searched when he actually had a small amount of weed in his wallet but the officer didnt check the one pocket which had the weed.

Oh swim and his buddies were buckled drunk one night and called to some random car with two lads in it asking for enough for a spliff ....turned out to be the Drug Squad in an unmarked car. lol. Luckily they had no drugs to get busted with otherwise they wouldnt have asked some random strangers in a car. lol.

There were a few other incidents alright but swim thinks it better to keep them private.

Swim , depending on the officer in quetion, will usually freely admit that he smoke's cannabis ( as long as he doesnt have any on him ) to police or authority figures. Might as well swim thinks .....he's got dreadlocks so he wouldnt really be fooling anyone anyway. lol.

[Psycadelly]

SWIM has a good one.

It was about an hour or so after work and SWIM was with 4 or 5 of his friends/co-workers right outside his work place right next to a dumpster. SWIM's managers obviously didnt care. SWIM's co-workers had a nice fat blunt rolled, but they decided to smoke a bowl before. They passed the bowl around, and then it got to SWIM. As SWIM was hitting the bowl, a cop quickly pulled about 6 or 7 feet away from SWI-us. The cop was getting out of his car and SWIM was blowing his hit out. They all quickly stood up and the cop said nobody move. They all had their hands up as SWIM quickly stuffed the lit bowl into his pocket and did the same. SWIM was very, very scared and thought this was the end, just turning 18 and all. Cop said put your hands down, and that someone had called saying someone was smoking weed behind the dumpster at papa johns. SWIMS co-workers and him just said no sir, we just got off work, about to head home. Cop took 1 sniff into the air and said he didnt smell anything and said to have a goodnight. Holy shit, SWIM could not believe it. His right pocket literally had smoke rising from it, due to the still lit bowl. Scary shit. I'm sure he would have searched SWIM and his friends if they had not said they worked there. Plus it was a good thing they decided to smoke that bowl before, as the cop would have easily smelled the blunt due to the paper. lucky day

[Purest]

SWIM and a few friends were sitting in a circle at a park nearby to SWIMs house, smoking a joint through a bottle bong. SWIM's friends had all decided to stop smoking, so SWIM removed the joint from the bottle, put it on the floor, and started to toke. 2 Cops walk up to our group as im toking and one asks "Have you seen a group of about 15 townies walk past here recently? We've had a few calls about a rowdy group of underage drunks."
SWIM (Still with a lit joint in his hand) responds "There was about 10 of them that walked past about 2 minutes ago, they all seemed a bit drunk"
Cops walk off.
In SWIM's cigarette box. 3 joints and whats left of our eigth.
Half the circle were drinking beer and were underage.
One of SWIM's friends had a stash tin next to him with a pipe and another eigth in it.
Its brilliant not being a townie around here, you get away with practically everything.

[hh339]

SWiM was at a festival once, selling a lot of hash. Two civil cops stopped him and said he was suspected of selling narcotics. SWiM was so stoned that he could not keep his eyes open properly, but they didn't even notice that. When they asked him to hold up his hands, he simply dropped the big chunk of hash that he had in his hand(!) and took a step forward and stood on it. They didn't see anything, idiots. They said they were sorry for the misunderstanding, turned around and walked away. SWiM instantly picked the hash up when one of the cops yelled "what's that?". "Nothing" he replied, they walked away. I like Swedish cops sometimes.

[josephjab]

SWIMS had 0 good luck with cops that's for sure, actually just got back from court paying 500 in bonds for 2 warrents for his arrest cause he got pulled over a month ago and SWIM got his car searched finding half a g and a piece, spent the night in jail for that, wow. And so SWIM got a letter in the mail 2 days ago talking about a warrent for missing a court date for a paraphernalia charge

Well SWIM went to the court and wanted to see a copy of the ticket and they had FORGED SWIMS SIGNATURE! It was so obvious, so hopefully that's going to cause a big problem with the whole case and screw over those bastards

plus the fact they questioned SWIM wout ever reading rights, but SWIM never blew it , never admitted to owning the weed or anything so hopefully SWIMs luck is turning around just a bit..

thousands down the drain though : /

[DoomFarmer]

Swim and some friends were smoking at a friend's apartment, a place they smoked at fairly regularly. Theres a knock at the door, a very loud knock, indicating that the filth had arrived, so swim and friends stash the ganja and put out the blunt they are smoking. One of the guys who lived at the apartment went out to talk with the cop, and for some reason allowed him into the apartment. According to Swim, the cop was a real douchebag, gave us some lecture on why we shouldn't smoke pot and told us to just give him whatever we had, that he would "take it easy on us". Luckily one of the boys had some cop knowledge, and told him we flushed it all. Cop leaves, swim and friends move their little gathering into a closet and continue to smoke all night. The closet ended up becoming legendary amongst swim and his friends.