Effects - Piss drunk SWIM literally pisses himself

[upperdecker]

Whenever SWIM gets shitfaced half the time he pisses himself. It was so embarrassing when this happened at SWIMS friends house. SWIY ever have this problem? If not, SWIM's prepared to take the flaming from SWIY.

[wellhelm]

Swim pissed himself after a night of drinking while sleeping between his girlfriend and friend(we were all on the floor in a friends loft). They got soaked!lol. And thank allah swim woke still drunk or he would have been embarressed instead of finding it hilarious. He was only 16 but that shit is still funny to swim this day.

[Mr. Bob]

Originally Posted by wellhelm

Swim pissed himself after a night of drinking while sleeping between his girlfriend and friend(we were all on the floor in a friends loft). They got soaked!lol. And thank allah swim woke still drunk or he would have been embarressed instead of finding it hilarious. He was only 16 but that shit is still funny to swim this day.

I find thanking "allah" for waking up still drunk quite funny.

Alcohol + Koran = Big No No.

As for the pissing thing, it happens to some people. Don't sweat it.

Mr. Bob added 5 Minutes and 22 Seconds later...

Originally Posted by fnord

Quote:customized with our D-F avatar on them.

id be quite happy if you could get my avatar on a sheet,i think id spend alot more time in bed just looking at the dancing people.but to get back on topic,swim pissed himself the other day when he was drunk,he thought it was pretty funny seeing as he was sleeping on a persons floor he dosent like.

Ha ha ha! Get er' done.

[upperdecker]

Well SWIM is 21 and he did this the other night after a pint of vodka. SWIM just doesn't understand why he does this. It really pisses off/aggrevates him.

[Isochrist]

This has only happened to SWIM twice.

The first time, which was about 3 years ago, SWIM was up all night drinking ungodly amounts of everything over a friends house. He awoke to find that he had on different pants, and then it had to be explained to him that during the middle of the night/early morning, the friend had came down to check on everyone and noticed. SWIM has no recollecion of this at all.

This also happened about a year ago. SWIM was intoxicated by himself and went to bed. Dreams of urinating were had, and luckily SWIM woke up only in mid stream, quite angered, but glad that he had woke up before things got worse.

On a similar note, does SWIA(someone who isnt anyone) have dreams while drunk of drinking cups after cups of water, only then to wake up with the most horrible case of dehydration ever? Or, like the story above, have dreams of urinating and then wake up to find one had pissed, or needs to piss horribly?

[Nature Boy]

SWIM has encountered some individuals with strange drunken habits involving urinating. One such individual would like to wake out of his sleep at random moments only to take a leak wherever it would suit him: down a flight of stairs, in a pot plant in the corner, in a kitchen sink etc. He had no control over this, a form of sleep-pissing. SWIM suggested to him that he ought to cut back on his drinking. He didn't.

[crackcityrocker]

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

SWIM has encountered some individuals with strange drunken habits involving urinating. One such individual would like to wake out of his sleep at random moments only to take a leak wherever it would suit him: down a flight of stairs, in a pot plant in the corner, in a kitchen sink etc. He had no control over this, a form of sleep-pissing. SWIM suggested to him that he ought to cut back on his drinking. He didn't.

swim has sleep-pissed in someone's sink before. he woke up duct-taped to the couch covered in sharpie. there were many penises on him in the morning.

swim also knows a girl that pisses herself somewhat often when she drinks. swim woke up in bed with her one night and, you guessed it, the bed was drenched.

[Synesthesiac]

One of my old mates used to do something like this. It was very odd. One night he was seen getting out of bed, turning back around, undoing his flies, pissing on the bed, and then getting back back into bed and falling back asleep! I think its similar to sleep walking, but sleep pissing instead.

He's never lived this incident down.

[runitsthepolice]

Originally Posted by crackcityrocker

swim has sleep-pissed in someone's sink before. he woke up duct-taped to the couch covered in sharpie. there were many penises on him in the morning.

That's unfortunate. Where swim lives it's socially acceptable to piss in the sink when drunk if no toilet is available. In some of the clubs around here every so often swim will walk in to the bathroom to a huge line and some nicely dressed dude up on his tip toes pissing in the sink. House parties too, and swim will admit it, sometimes at home just for fun. Swim never had the balls to do it in public but he has laughed at himself drunk as hell in the mirror with his junk in the sink. One time his friend passed out drunk in swims bathroom. Swim opened the door to check on him and he had his package in swims sink while there was a perfectly good toilet right next to him. The friend was embarrassed but swim let him know that he understood and it was ok. Sorry that where you live sink-pissers suffer such discrimination.

[porchy]

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

SWIM has encountered some individuals with strange drunken habits involving urinating. One such individual would like to wake out of his sleep at random moments only to take a leak wherever it would suit him: down a flight of stairs, in a pot plant in the corner, in a kitchen sink etc. He had no control over this, a form of sleep-pissing. SWIM suggested to him that he ought to cut back on his drinking. He didn't.

SWIM has a friend who is the same as that, very funny stories have been born because of it!!!

[Abrad]

I also know a guy who will consistantly piss the bed (or couchfor that matter) after a night on the piss. This seems to be surprisingly common.

[svenghali]

SWISven has done this once, after imbibing especially recklessly in a small town called Chamonix in the French Alps. He woke up in his bed with no wallet, a broken cellphone, a pack of cigarettes from a brand he doesnt smoke, and lying in pee. After similar experiences sans-urine, the legitamacy and social acceptance of alcohol amuses him, as opposed to safer, less damaging drugs.

[Nagognog2]

Perhaps we could market a Drugs-Forum line of catheters...in psychedelic colours?

[svenghali]

Great idea, or tie-dye bedpans and rubber sheets, customized with our D-F avatar on them.

[fnord]

Quote:customized with our D-F avatar on them.

id be quite happy if you could get my avatar on a sheet,i think id spend alot more time in bed just looking at the dancing people.but to get back on topic,swim pissed himself the other day when he was drunk,he thought it was pretty funny seeing as he was sleeping on a persons floor he dosent like.

[Isochrist]

Originally Posted by fnord

Quote:customized with our D-F avatar on them.

id be quite happy if you could get my avatar on a sheet,i think id spend alot more time in bed just looking at the dancing people.

My god. I hope I'm never subjected to your avatar on a bed.
Seriously, your avatar freaks me out something fierce! Creeps me out every time I'm on D-F.

[EyesOfTheWorld]

My old roommate (we were very poor, he was literally my room-mate, we each had a bed on the opposite side of the room), had a habit of drinking whiskey and awaking in the middle of the night, well, getting out of bed, i don't think he was awake, going to the middle of the room, dropping his pants and spinning in a circle, pissing everywhere, making sure to cover every part of the room but the beds. Another roommate (same apt, different room) was often inspired to run upstairs whist asleep and urinate on our elderly upstairs neighbor's door. I have never pissed the bed from drink but I have pissed in some odd places.

[humdroid]

Originally Posted by upperdecker

Whenever SWIM gets shitfaced half the time he pisses himself. It was so embarrassing when this happened at SWIMS friends house. SWIY ever have this problem? If not, SWIM's prepared to take the flaming from SWIY.

Isn't everyone the same, Isac know Isac was when Isac drank.
Isac used to drink frequently, but it focked with his self esteeem, andhumiliation levels

[crackcityrocker]

haha well it probably wouldnt have been a big deal (and still wasnt much of one, everyone seemed to laugh it off) but swim did it in the kitchen while people were crowded in there which seems somewhat inappropriate(sp?). he also had bad aim and his friend ended up having to clean piss off the countertop and the floor. oooops...

[Each Hit]

swim had a period of time where he was notorious for his drunken urination. it was really embarrassing. swim would drink somewhat heavily, but not blackout drunk, at parties. he would then go to bed only to wake up to tales of how or where he had pissed during his supposed slumber:


once, during a trip to the beach with some friends, he sleep-walked into another person's room (it was a 3-bedroom suite), opened the person's dresser drawer, and pissed all over the guy's clothes. luckily, that person was a massive twat, so the pissing ended up being totally justified by the end of the trip.

once, at a house party thrown by some friends, swim woke up to discover he had opened up his friend's closet in the middle of the night and pissed there.

one time at another party, he actually woke up mid-piss to discover he was pissing on the back of someone's couch.


so, for a span of about 2 years, swim was constantly worried that he would end up sleep-pissing if he got too drunk. there were also a few times that swim woke up feeling damp (he assumes he pissed himself). eventually, swim stopped pissing everywhere, but he isn't totally sure why. hopefully, he doesn't have to deal with sleep-pissing again.

[BumpBump]

swim has had a few accidents! He does not get as drunk anymore though so its been a while.
Swim woke up to his house mate pissing in his wardrobe a few weeks ago. Luckily he had drank that much it was pretty much water!

[dadrone]

SWIM has a friend who does this. Therefore, that friend is not allowed to stay at SWIM's house anymore. SWIM has pissed himself after drinking ungodly amounts of beer, one time. The only known solution is to not get drunk. SWIM will say that the friend who pisses himself is extremely stubborn. He often blows off obligations when sleeping and drunk, whereas SWIM will wake up even if he's still drunk. I don't know if this is related but the friend who pisses himself may subconsciously say "fuck it" when he has to piss in his sleep and he's drunk like he says "fuck it" consciously quite often.

[nAzTNM]

I piss the bed whenever I drink, so I don't drink.

[Pickpoke]

this never happened to me, but a couple times it happened to my friends and we had to take care of it..

the first time this girl was so drunk she couldnt even open her eyes all she could do was mumble, so me and a few others carried her to the bathroom and placed her in the bathtub..she was there for a good 15 minutes and had all her girlfriends in there making sure she was alright when the next thing you know we hear like 5 girls scream "ahh shes pissing on herself" we run in and theres a stream flowing into the drain!! shit was so funny we all fell over laughing, but she didnt know that. anyhow and this is the part i regret we had to yet again pick her up and sit her outside in the lawn piss covered an all.

the second time i encountered this situation i kept my distance, everything starts out good theres about 10 ppl playin kings, throwin down shots the whole shabang. well needless to say its gettin a little later and the lightweights are falling off 1 by 1. this girl goes to lay down in the spareroom shes passed out as her head hits the pillow, so we continue to play. we all see her walk out of the room stop and look at us all with the weirdest look i've ever seen, so we go back to the room to see whats goin on and as we walk into the room our feet get soaked, this chick popped a squat in the middle of the bedroom floor hahahah then just went back to sleep like nothing was the matter. well my friend whos house it was cleaned it up and in the morning we asked her about it and she had no idea it happened haha, we still make fun of her til this day

[zera]

Swim has found among him and his friends that this is seems to occur more frequently when marijuana is smoked at the end of the night.