Toys - The greatest stoner toy in the world. Ever.

[MrG]

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up please for you are about to be schooled in the greatest stoner toy of all time.

Sure, you damn hippy types with your organic cheese tv's and your wheatgerm playstations might think you have the market cornered but no, for now I will reveal to you the single, most important purchase (apart from the obvious), a stoner should make.

This is the stuff DREAMS* are made of.
*disclaimer, your dreams may not equal those of the Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries or shareholders.

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http://www.geardiary.com/2007/03/25/...copter-review/

For god's sake man, click on the link!

*THAT* is what you are all ordered to purchase.

I can personally vouch for it, having flown the thing numerous times indoors and outside (when there is little or no wind), I can honestly say it is one of the coolest things ever.

My good friend SWIM also like to borrow it from me when he is *really* high and buzz it around his front room. By all accounts he says that, apart from sex, *this* is the most fun one can have whilst high.

It can be tricky as fuck to keep steady at first but once you have spent a few goes hopping into the air and quickly landing it before it crashes into your tv, you will soon have it piroueting around your house!

Make sure you get the 4-channel one coz there are quite a few 2-channel fakes out there.

Seriously though, as soon as the thing comes out of the box you can fly it! And if you do happen to smack in to something the blades and the aircraft are *extremely* durable - as I have found out myself. Even though it comes with a spare set of blades it will still fly well if they become chipped or cracked.


Go forth children and spread the word about . . .

The Greatest Stoner Toy Ever!



Or is it? . . . .

[Alicia]

hehe thats looks like fun.. best toy although not considered a toy perhaps to big to be a toy. swia say a bouncy castle or trampoline.

swia plays with her friends glowing orb ball that rotates threw color and makes random noises at u. like it changes with the sound of music and gets angry. But the 8 ball swia got is pretty impressive.

[MrG]

Sorry Alicia, but a *proper* Stoner Toy(tm) must only be one that the user can enjoy without actually having to jump about. Or stand. Or move, much.

So your bouncy castle gets put in the trash.

Your glowing orb ball goes in the "Trippy Toys" pile. Probably best suited for halucinogens.




NEXT! . . .

[Alicia]

Originally Posted by MrG

Sorry Alicia, but a *proper* Stoner Toy(tm) must only be one that the user can enjoy without actually having to jump about. Or stand. Or move, much.

So your bouncy castle gets put in the trash.

Your glowing orb ball goes in the "Trippy Toys" pile. Probably best suited for halucinogens.




NEXT! . . .

its a personnel opinion althought the glowing orb could go in the trippy section. hmmmm where your not moving about

Well in that case swia would say it would have to the tv or rubix cube other random swia also occasionally plays with this huge bubble blower its a handheld one. think huge floating translucent bubbles floating through the air but then again you are still moving about in order to do it but it seems worth it depends on how lazy ya are or how couach lock the weed is...

[jayjohnson81]

Originally Posted by MrG

Sorry Alicia, but a *proper* Stoner Toy(tm) must only be one that the user can enjoy without actually having to jump about. Or stand. Or move, much.

So your bouncy castle gets put in the trash.

Hahaha - first great laugh I've had today. Blessings from the diety(s) of your choice!

Originally Posted by Bajeda

Swim would have to say Mario Kart 64 is simply the greatest, especially multi-player, though Double Dash comes close. Oh man, can't wait for the Wii version to come out!

*frantically looks for N64 stupidly sold a few years earlier*

1st - Waaaaave Race! (Was the best game... N64 I believe.)

2nd - It's called an emulator, go forth and download my son!

[fnord]

brb i gotta go dig thru some trash...

[Nature Boy]

8-player Mario Kart on Nintendo DS is SWIM's current favourite stoner toy. That helicopter looks mighty tempting though.

[uno]

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

8-player Mario Kart on Nintendo DS is SWIM's current favourite stoner toy.

i do agree rushes of adrenaline at every last lap (but mario kart double dash for game cube is better)

[Nature Boy]

Originally Posted by uno

i do agree rushes of adrenaline at every last lap (but mario kart double dash for game cube is better)

I would agree, only MKDD doesn't feature the ability to jump which makes a big difference.

[Bajeda]

Originally Posted by Nature Boy

8-player Mario Kart on Nintendo DS is SWIM's current favourite stoner toy. That helicopter looks mighty tempting though.

Swim would have to say Mario Kart 64 is simply the greatest, especially multi-player, though Double Dash comes close. Oh man, can't wait for the Wii version to come out!

*frantically looks for N64 stupidly sold a few years earlier*

[fnord]

best stoner toy ever: internet

[augentier]

Hahaha, SWIM would somehow injure herself with that flying thing..SWIM's fav stoner toy is her drawing tablet. High isketch is the shiiit

[porchy]

Originally Posted by augentier

Hahaha, SWIM would somehow injure herself with that flying thing..SWIM's fav stoner toy is her drawing tablet. High isketch is the shiiit

Isketch is very fun indeed!!

[fnord]

WOW!!! you guys wont belive what i just found in the trash! its a bouncy castle!! wierd someone sparypainted alicia all over it...

[Alicia]

Originally Posted by fnord

WOW!!! you guys wont belive what i just found in the trash! its a bouncy castle!! wierd someone sparypainted alicia all over it...

Alicia glances over at the bouncy castle.sits down and whimpers.. then figures it dont matter and smiles and walks away in a up beat way..

[Alfa]

If I remember correctly the thing is pretty small and crashes notw and then. That may have had to do with the designated pilot. lol.

Now how about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi1IT69QlSs
These are acutally going pretty slow. They can do much better.

[Isochrist]

I would have to say Alfa's hydro foam thing beats MrG's copter.

The copter looks fun, but the hydro-foam makes jesus turning water into wine look like a cheap parlor trick!

I love it!

[MrG]

Originally Posted by Isochrist

I would have to say Alfa's hydro foam thing beats MrG's copter.

No it doesn't and for one simple reason - It is an outdoor toy.

Oh, and console games don't count cos they are not technically 'toys', they are games with competition as their central element.

Stoners do not compete.

X-Ufo is a very good example. But perhaps because it is sooooo easy to fly it just doesn't have that X-Factor needed. The Apache is tricky to master and is actually just a little bit dangerous, yet can be flown by the most couch-locked (love that phrase!) toker.

And yes, projectors and image toys are for the Trippy section.

Come on people, think *does double air quotes" Outside the box.


Next . . . .!

[lulz]

Originally Posted by MrG

X-Ufo is a very good example. But perhaps because it is sooooo easy to fly it just doesn't have that X-Factor needed.

I'm pretty sure that the reason it looks so easy to fly is beacuse in that video it's being flown by people who have spent a LOT of time practising on it. The same way that BMX bikes or skateboarding looks easy when you watch pros do it.

Here is an amateur video of the X-UFO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKGl2htrZgc

[Isochrist]

Originally Posted by MrG

No it doesn't and for one simple reason - It is an outdoor toy.

Next . . . .!

But Mr. G! Certainly sitting on the couch, and sitting on the front curb are only a few steps away! And even your laziest stoner will make those steps (for airborn possibilities)

[lulz]

How about this beauty?

*cue the 2001 theme*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlnrX4_BE-Y

[Alfa]

Also extremely cool! Check out the various simular toys.

[Nagognog2]

But can it carry a payload and drop things? Bwahahahahaha!!

[fnord]

@nag i think i heard something about african swallows that can carry a coconut,would that work for a payload?

[lulz]

Here's another awesome stoner toy, it's more of a "tripping toy" though:



Laser star projector!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/8ed4/