What are the worst movies ever made?
What are those movies that are so bad watching them is phsycially painful? this is not about so bad they are good it's so bad they're bad kinds of movies.
In no particular order
Battlefield Earth: Scientology, planes that fly after sitting in a warehouse for 1000 years and mysteriously have enough fuel too, scientology, aliens so inept they actually teach the protagonist HOW TO BEAT THEM!!!, too many plot holes to list here, oh and scientology.
Starship Troopers: This movie might as well take a huge dump on hienlens masterpiece. It's cheesy overblwon b-movie with bad special effects and worse acting.
The Master of disguise: Dana Carvey is not funny.
Scarface: I know I'm going to get som flak for this but oh well, It's a horribly acted bloated piece of dogshit, I cannot stand al pacinos accent, the "COKE IS BAD!" message being shoved down your throat the whole damned movie is enough to give me a stroke.
The Star Wars Prequels: Goerge Lucas ruined some of my favorite movies with these, haden christiansen should not have played anakin, Euwen Macgregor is a great actor but did not seem at all into any of the movies, Sureit had cool SFX but wheres the story? where are the memorable lines? These movies are souless money grabs.
The Matrix Sequels: these spoiuled another one of my favorite movies. A once cool SFX (bullet time) was just beaten to death here, there were too many unexplained plot holes like how does neo shock those squid robots in the sewers, and I think everyone agrees that the ending to revolutions was one of the biggest letdowns of all time.
Crank: A plot so absurd it turns your brain off for you, it could have been named "Movie with Explosions" and nobody would have noticed. It was just drugs, explosions guns pg-13 sex scenes and the ending was lame-ass.
I can't think of any more what are your picks?
Last edited by Riconoen {UGC}; 21-04-2007 at 09:16.
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