Remembering the Real Vonnegut or So It Does NOT Go.

[Tokyo-expat]

You're the curious sort, Friends, so let us recommend a very brief exercise. Type "so it goes" into your favorite news search engine and learn how many journalists went to a high school requiring neither To Kill a Mockingbird nor Catcher in the Rye.

Please, do it. Really. Take the next step, don't just imagine it, don't just dismissively chuckle at our cheap rhetorical framing device. We can't promise anything, but we suspect that you might learn something about reading skills, or maybe something about the kind of readers who become journalists, or perhaps merely something about the formal / generic requirements required formally by generic journalism.

You might, if you're profoundly unlucky, even learn something about America. We did.

Yes, Friends, Kurt Vonnegut is dead, and in the space of just twenty-four hours he has somehow been rendered into a simpering, demi-toothed humanist who has nothing more to offer us than a deeply rooted, avuncular kindness pervading his shoulder-shrugging fatalism.

Sic transit. "So it goes."

So it goes?

So it jolly well does not fucking go.

Which is hardly news to you, Friends, and we're not making a particularly complicated point. We're not going to drag you through the man's full bibliography, even though we've been working on an elaborate pop-cultural joke, the punchline of which is "Vanilla Ice-Nine."

Trust us, it's hilarious.

No, we're not going to point out the various ways in which It Does Not Go. You have perhaps heard it all before, and we know from experience that you are more literate and better informed than anybody currently standing around the Swill's water cooler. We wouldn't dream of insulting you by inserting the equivalent of a Spoiler Alert in a newspaper review of Hamlet, and we wouldn't dream of giving you plot summary of that which can't adequately be summarized.

But it does not go, it will not go, it will not have gone. Sure, Kurt Vonnegut is "gone" -- but what did you expect after a long life punctuated by the shoveling of corpses like sauerkraut, and reeking like sixty years of Pall Mall straights? Did you expect him to go on The View and start hawking rejuvenating juice-makers, perhaps repent and encourage all of his loyal readers to quit their vices and begin acting like good corporate citizens, wake up both bright and early and healthy as a precursor to being wealthy and wise? Did you imagine he hoped to linger just long enough to see someone elected President who can actually use words like "cluster bombs" and "collateral damage" without choking on their own vomit?

No, our point is a simple one: quoting "So it goes" in a putative eulogy for Kurt Vonnegut is like saying "Better Dead than Red" in a retrospective lament for Ethel Rosenberg. Consider the following from Slaughterhouse-Five:



Only the candles and the soap were of German origin. They had a ghostly, opalescent similarity. The British had no way of knowing it, but the candles and the soap were made from the fat of rendered Jews and Gypsies and fairies and communists, and other enemies of the State.
So it goes.

Now there's a passage you won't see Wolf Blitzer quoting with crocodile nostalgia. Why? Because it doesn't come close to fitting the narrative of the day: "Kurt Vonnegut," we're told, "whose prose so divertingly filled hourlong slots of our youth between Health and U.S. History, was not only a Veteran and a P.O.W. and a novelist too popular for Serious People to take him Seriously. He was finally and fundamentally one of those genuine American voices you've heard so much about, and he was American enough to look atrocity in the eye and let it go, chalk it up to the Way of the World, because he knew that slaughter happened and it always, naturally, ineluctably would."

There's no shame in being served horseshit on a platter, Friends, but we shouldn't be proud of going back for seconds. Enough of the requiescat in pace, consider the man's words and utter a res ipsa loquitur already.

We barely have the energy to follow the various rapings and pillagings that yesterday brought and that today and tomorrow will bring, but we reckon we can muster up one observation: "So it goes" may indeed be the American anthem, but not one that Vonnegut's books actually approve: it is the motto of those who do indeed watch fairies and communists and Arabs and Sudanese and Appalachians bombed, burned, starved and dumbed into oblivion, and who can't be bothered to tear their increasingly fat asses away from the TV and the refrigerator and the carseat and the computer to do anything about it.

"So it goes" is the philosophy of Trafamaldorians, which is to say the philosophy of aliens, which is to say a fundamentally inhuman philosophy. It is the righteous mantra of a country where a beer can randomly tossed on your lawn is cause for violent outrage, but the pumping of billions of tons of poison into our air and water is just one of those things. It is the motto for a world where daycare centers full of armless and legless and eyeless Lebanese (or Afghani, or Iraqi, or Cambodian, or Sudanese) children is nothing more than an unavoidable misfortune upon which to expend our collective tongue-cluckery.

But it was not the philosophy of Kurt Vonnegut's novels, and as an epitaph it approaches gross obscenity.

If it goes, then it goes so because we let it and because we go it ourselves, because even reading and reporting the irony in the words is too much work, too inconvenient for folks as busy as we are. And Vonnegut knew it, and he went knowing it, and he went knowing that every last fucking one of us will follow him much sooner than we expected, and if we keep it up, the sooner we all go the better off the world will be.

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Top rant!

[Tokyo-expat]

This post is dedicated to Nagognog2.. and where he lives.. which is the place we all find.. in our own time. So it goes....

[Micklemouse]

...or not, as the case may be!

[Trebor]

Originally Posted by Tokyo-expat

This post is dedicated to Nagognog2.. and where he lives.. which is the place we all find.. in our own time. So it goes....

ARe you trying to tell us Nag has passed away?

[Tokyo-expat]

Look at his location.. read some Vonnegut.. and then you may understand it.

[Trebor]

Ah yes, my bad. I must confess though that I only skimmed your post.

*Orders Sluaghterhouse five*

[grandbaby]

Originally Posted by Trebor

*Orders Sluaghterhouse five*

You have become wise, Grasshopper. You can't go wrong reading almost anything by him.

He was one of the great deprogrammers of youth — exploding, almost casually, the cherished myths we live by, myths that run so deep we don't even notice that they're not part of the natural order of things. If you know an All-American Bush Youth teenager, lay Vonnegut on him/her, and there may be hope for the child yet.

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great post GB

[Trebor]

Sadly I don't know any teens from America. And my copy will arrive by the end of the week.,

[fnord]

swim just spent his evening at a punk show,only he wasent dancing/listing tot he music he was sitting in back wearing earplugs finishing up jailbird.with his finance yelling "you dont read books at a punk show!!!!"my two favorite authers passed away this year,so sad

[grandbaby]

^who was the other one, fnord?

[mr. strawberry]

i loved Kurt. He was my favorate living author. I have read sirins of titan probably a dozen times and have often wished i was Winston Niles Rumsford myself (or even his space dog Kazak)
I loved cats craddle as well (see the cat? see the craddle?) and player piano.
glagapos was decent, slaughterhouse 5 was ok welcome to the monkey house had good stuff. I was sad to hear he passed, but in his honor i am reading all of his books...again.

[Nagognog2]

His son, Mark, also wrote a book, The Eden Express might be of interest to a Vonnegut officianado/fan. It goes into drugs and the hippie movement. Other than this, I won't spoil it for you.

[fnord]

the other fav was robert anton wilson,swim once talked to him whilie on datura,the conversation was about wether or not he was real,he said swim was the one that wasent real,so swim said look i can prove your not real(and swim was thinking that if he wasent real he could stick his hand thru him and hed disapeer)so swim hand was reaching for R.A.W and he says just remember whos realy real here... and bam robs hand goes up also meets mine in the middle and poof hes gone and swims hands on his mirror.

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Is maith liom.