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Old 09-04-2007, 22:43
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drug test: bleach method (Warning, this method does not work!)

SWIM has recently put in a application for a new job around my house, well after they approved of SWIMs application they told him a date to come in and take the companys required drug test. since He didnt know this company had that policy he had smoked weed a few days before he put in his application. SWIM's friends have been tellin him that mixing a small amount of bleach with water and drinking it works great for clearing the system but this sounds pretty dangerous for him. SWIM was wondering if anyone here has "actually" tried that method and have proven that he wont die from it.
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:47
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Re: drug test: bleach method

a friend of mine did do this, she took a cap full of bleach and mixed it with a cup of milk and drank it, she didnt die, but she did feel kinda sick, however she did pass her drug test, it had been about 2 weeks since she smoked weed and she is a chronic user, im not sure if the bleach is why she passed or if the two weeks was just long enough for it to get out of her system, but she didn't die.

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god no... plz dont suggest drinking bleach
drinking bleach can kill you, or cause serious health effects
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Old 10-04-2007, 11:20
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Re: drug test: bleach method

Is there no end to the stupidity of the world around me? This has to be the most ridiculous, & one of the most dangerous, pieces of misinformation seen for some time.

Drinking bleach will not purge cannabis from SWiY system.

Drinking bleach will make SWiY ill, potentially causing permanent damage to the throat & digestive system. End of story.

Please people, use some common sense, & pay no heed to these ridiculous stories. The only way to guarantee passing a drug test is abstinence. If your armadillo has an impending drug test, don't let them take anything that will show up on a drug test. It really is that simple. If there is concern, buy a home-testing kit, & if a positive result comes up, look into false positives or ring in sick for the test date.

Please take anybody telling SWiY that bleach will help clean anything other than toilets & tea-cups outside & slap them. Hard.

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bleach is caustic as hell and will reek havoc on the GI, even in miniscule doses. good advice.
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Old 27-04-2007, 13:03
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Re: drug test: bleach method

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a friend of mine did do this, she took a cap full of bleach and mixed it with a cup of milk and drank it, she didnt die, but she did feel kinda sick, however she did pass her drug test, it had been about 2 weeks since she smoked weed and she is a chronic user, im not sure if the bleach is why she passed or if the two weeks was just long enough for it to get out of her system, but she didn't die.
the reason she passed was the 2 weeks off, and most certainly not drinking bleach....
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Old 27-04-2007, 14:37
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Re: drug test: bleach method

LOL! Yeah, that's bad advice dude! Who the hell drinks bleah anyway? Dashiby: SWiY should try drinking lots of water instead of bleach, I guarantee it will work better + be a bit healthier. SWiY would probably pass a test right now anyway, if he only smoked that time.
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Old 27-04-2007, 15:02
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Re: drug test: bleach method

dude...if someone has to pass a drug test theres only two words I need to impart: "FRUIT PECTIN"
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:28
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Re: drug test: bleach method

a friend of mine who's a radiologist told me that drinking bleach raises your chances of getting throat cancer by something like 200%, maybe more.
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:51
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Re: drug test: bleach method

This thread should be moved to the drug testing forum, but a mod will find it soon enough.

Anyway, SWIM was under the impression that bleach was used as an additive to the urine after it has been expelled from the body in order to eliminate the toxins? SWIM never even considered that one should drink the bleach! But SWIM is sure that if the urine sample is sent to a lab, it will surely be discovered that it has been adulterated with bleach, so it's a method which works best or not at all with those 'home kits' mommies give their little babies.

But again, this is based off of what SWIM heard, and SWIM doesn't actually know if bleach will eliminate THC toxins in a urine sample
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Old 08-05-2007, 20:33
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Re: drug test: bleach method

Bring some urine from a clean person with SWIY when he goes in for the test.
Disgusting, but at least it won't hurt SWIY.
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Re: drug test: bleach method

SWIY should drink a HELL of a lot of water, with no bleach.

SWIY should stop using from now and till the test. Once he's done the test, he should pick up a Q to treat himself :P
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Old 04-06-2007, 05:52
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Re: drug test: bleach method

a while back swim had to piss test for a job, he is a pot smoker, crank smoker, and drinker of alcohol.
swim thought of a way to add bleach to the cup of piss, hiding a small vial next to his ball sack, he was able to do it without a problem.
The day the results were in, he got the news that his pee contained Marijuana , Meth, and booze. They failed to find the clorox.

Needless to say The next day good o swim with the clasified section of the newspaper began his new job hunt.
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:56
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Re: drug test: bleach method

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a while back swim had to piss test for a job, he is a pot smoker, crank smoker, and drinker of alcohol.
swim thought of a way to add bleach to the cup of piss, hiding a small vial next to his ball sack, he was able to do it without a problem.
The day the results were in, he got the news that his pee contained Marijuana , Meth, and booze. They failed to find the clorox.

Needless to say The next day good o swim with the clasified section of the newspaper began his new job hunt.
hmm...back in the day(late 2005-early 06 lol)swim was in a boys home for rebellious youth and theyfound a weed plant at one of the houses,coincedentally it was at swims house and swim overheard the staff talkin about a dt to kinda narrow the suspects down so he duct taped a visene bottle full of bleach to his wang(oohh taking the duct tape off was a bitch)and the next morning they 'suprised' swim with a dt and swim put about 15-20 drops of bleach in the cup and tested clean...swim was telling one of his buddies how he did it and someone must have over herd it because they got some strips to test for adultrants and it tested positive for bleach.
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Old 04-06-2007, 14:49
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Re: drug test: bleach method

[sarcasm] ohh definetly bleach works wonders for pot, and if someones hamster took cocaine then the cyanide method works well as well[/sarcasm]

Ohh my god are you people INSANE? Drinking friggin BLEACH??? I guess Darwin works in mysterious ways...

There are tons of threads in this forum discussing the myriad of ways to spoof a DT, do some research and find a way that works.
Swim was known to drink lots of water, but he has heard a fake penis ( they can be found, look it up) and a friend`s clean urine with a heater to spoof the body temperature gauge works well also.
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Old 21-06-2007, 15:03
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Re: drug test: bleach method

but ,if you did this and died (highly likely) you would get darwin award, i'm sure
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Re: drug test: bleach method

I am going to leave this up and close it. Leaving it as a warning NOT TO DO!!!!


Don't be stupid people, use a little common sense, especially when you hear dumb rumors like this.

Stay Safe

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