Rollin hard

[midnite star]

You know your rolling hard when....


Finish the sentence..

[FrankenChrist]

...OMG LOOK AT THE LIGHTS

...you're chewing at least 5 pieces of gum at the time and you're staring into a strobe.

(Anyway that's what I used to do. Not recommended. Luckily no eye damage occurred.)

[lavender]

you say " oh man look how soft my skin feels"


oh i L VE this song!!


or....

mmmmmmm tttt this ffffeeeellsss soooooooo good!!! (stuttering from jaw shaking) i love that feeling when im rolling ballz and my jaw starts chattering like im cold except im really sweating bullets!!

oh i love rolling!!

[Lynchx]

u kno u rollin hard when you go up to random girls and say your the hottest girl you ever seen in your life can I plzzzzz just kiss you!!!!!

[RockGod]

When your pupils are as big as basketballs and you are pasionatly dry humping a mail box.



Or you claim to be slash from guns and roses.



You dont mind a backrub from your best male freind.



You black out and wake up in a different town.



You are nice to people you hate.



You cant speak over the juicy fruit you are knawing on.



There is a giant E on the wall made of christmas lights.



You enjoy the smell of Vicks and Newports.

[dj_c]

When you go up to a girl you've only really just met that night and tell her how you want to be with her together forever.


When you can say nothing but "OHHHH YESSS, FUCK YES"


When you fall in lovewith a model in a POSTER and think she is real


When you forget what you were just talking about every 2 minutes.


When you are standing trying to piss but it's just not working so you decide to talk to your penis.


When your'e so open with someone you've only just met and end up telling her/him your whole life story.


When you decidewalk a few milesto the garage at 5am to buy some ciggerettes to get there and find it's easter sunday and there shut.


Ohhhh the memories!

[pihkalspectra]

* you forget where you are


* You went to canada for wemf 2004 or your going for wemf 2005


*When you can't move and feel like your melting or falling in space


* When all your pills r gone


* Can't tell what sound is coming from which record u r spinning


* You accidentally fade to the 2nd record and the base is turned down

[korky8097]

*You enjoy really girly techno music like DJ sammy (damnit i love that heaven song on E)

*You are dancing to the point of being off your seat while driving

*Are dancing 10x whitter than you actually are

*Can listen to your gf talk constantly and not mind it

*Talk more than your talkative girlfriend

*Would rather hug your girlfriend than do her

*Smoke menthols when you normally dislike them

*perform flying kicks on the air for the fun of it (guilty)

*And of course giving pills away to peers without getting $



Guilty of all these.

[Stingray_313]

*Try to cram 2 entire packs of starbursts into your mouth at once, then
almost orgasm at the taste of 32 types of fruit in your mouth at
once.... sorry, im guilty of this one

[Tony Blair]

Good thread:



* When you tell your friend to stop tieing his horse up to your red lorry.



* When you are moved to tears because you bonded with a water bottle, named it Bob, and then Bob loses his head (lid).



* When the act of merely walking feels better than the best blow job you've ever had.



* When you move your best mate (who is completely sober and straight) to tears by telling him just WHY he is your best mate.



* When you wake up the next day, look out the window, and all of the
dust of everyday life has been removed... All that grime that used to
stand in your path has just been washed away, and you have a fresh
outlook once again.



* When you lie down and stare at a blue light and think you are swimming in the most beautiful blue sea.



* When you have a phone which appears to have a chinese character set.



* When you look around, and everyone appears to have glasses on.



* When you look around at your fellow humans, and realise that you are
all a smaller part of something bigger, that you are a product of some
wonderful magic (call it God, call it what you want).



* When its that day when ANYTHING is possible. You're back to
childhood, there's no limits, no boundaries, no jealousy, no
confrontation, no limit. You attitude is that anything is
possible, and quite frankly, it is.







Ahhhhh

[#26985]

...You start talking to a bloke in the urinal next to you for 5
minutes until you both release a great *Ahhhh!* as you start pissing.


...You repeatedly tell your friends how much you love them.



...You consider hugging the scary looking bouncers who have come inside for the last 2 hours as the doors have shut.



...You almost blackout with the orgamic feeling of drinking some Cola.



...You stick your thumb up at almost everybody you see, before starting a conversation.



...You think a simple 'scratch' from the current DJ makes him the best in the world.

...You can't even tell wut time it is on your phone cause everything is blurred


...Your worst enemy is also your best friend

[SLICE]

...you'retalking andmid-sentence youcan't remeber what it was about


...a layer of skin has peeled off your facecoz your sweating yr tits off!


...the chewing gum you've been chewing all night has turned to mush


...yr dick is the size of a cashew nut


...the thought of a five course meal sounds like torture

[xcite]

...you're sitting in a huge comfy soft chair, clenching your fist over and over just feeling it PUMP thru your system



...when you see your facial expression in the mirror and go ARGH!


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