Acrostic Drug Poems

[darkglobe]

This is just a bit of a giggle. I don't think it will turn out funny enough to warrant a place in "funny shit", or serious enough to go in "The Euphoric Mind" or "Drug Culture" but nevertheless, it doesn't appear to have been done before.

Right, well... an acrostic poem is one where the first letter of each line is capitalised, and the first letters (in line order) make up a word, which is generally the poem's subject matter.

Example: Matt's Poem About WEED

Weed makes me happy,
Even when I'm crappy,
Every time I smoke it,
Dum dee dum dee dum.

Poems definitely aren't my forté.

Anyone do any better? I will give 20 GBP to anyone who can write a rhyming acrostic poem about DEXTROMETHORPHAN HYDROBROMIDE.

Go for it!

~Dark

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good thread