Update: WTF

[Kpinman]

Ok a Jar of Gifilte-Fish did CWE with 5 pills of TYLENOL 3. So about 150mg of codeine.

My friend the Jar of Gifilte-Fish followed CWE instructions to the word.

Filtered the entire tube of contents through 4 coffee filters. Spread it out evenly so everything could leak through. Waited 20 mins.

Came back and just white sludge that looked like cum was in the filter.

Looked inside the H20 and it was barely cloudy. Almost perfect. Dipped a finger in and tasted it. Very bitter.

Is my Jar of Gifilte-Fish golden here?

[darkglobe]

Chances are that SWIY's final product has a negligible amount of Acetaminophen in it, so yes, he's probably golden!

Just to point out (before the mods do): SWIM = Someone Who Isn't Me/SWIY = Someone Who Isn't You.

Saves a lot of potential legal trouble.

[Kpinman]

SWIM realized this mistake as soon as it was submitted!! and SWIM looked for an edit button but could not find one.

BTW -- SWIM feels much better today.

ZERO leg and back pain.

[darkglobe]

I'm glad to hear it!

I may seem hypocritical as I sometimes refer to myself without using SWIM, but you sorta get to know when it's needed after a while. As long as you're not describing any sort of drug use or illegal activity I'm sure you're fine to be yourself.

Also, you don't get an edit button until you become a silver member. I think. Ask Micklemouse, he's helpful and friendly.

Codeine is brilliant isn't it? My friend SWIM uses it frequently, but not for pain!

Can I ask you to check out the threads on CWE for next time SWIY does it? It's just people open loads of CWE-related threads before reading, and as lovely and amazing as I am, I get fed up of explaining them. Sorry to moan at you, and thanks.

~Dark

[Kpinman]

SWIM loves you anyway!!!

xoxo

[Nagognog2]

Growl...

Before proceeding to post in these forums, you MUST first familiarize yourself with the rules here. Pay close attention to the rules regarding self-incrimination and learn to use SWIM (Someone Who Isn't Me) or equivalent. Proceeding without abiding by our rules can and will get you banned.

The rules can be found here:

http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/ann...t.php?f=43&a=1

[Kpinman]

kisses for you too Nago for editing for SWIM.

it is easy for SWIM to forget when too many valiums were consumed.

[darkglobe]

Kisses for Gifilte Fish!

Also, kisses for Codeine Phosphate.

On the other hand, Bullets for Codeine Phosphate Hemihydrate, as this shit takes more filtering than bog-standard Codeine Phosphate. Why would you want to half-hydrate something and then put it in powdered form? Stupid.

Anyhoo... I hope SWIY's jar of golden gifilte fish was enjoyed. SWIM's own personal jar of Gifilte Fish is NOT golden, as he just spilt the kitchen towel improvised filter contents into his final product.

Kudos to Nagognog2 for the Gifilte Fish replacement. Sounds slightly medical, doesn't it? "I have Gifilte Fish Deficiency" LOL! "Here, take these 'Fish of the Gifilte' supplements and you'll be right as rain" so yeah for the purposes of disclaiming one's self from legal "complications" and pure comedy value, all references to Codeine shall now be treated with Gifilte Fish Replacement Therapy! Certified by the Gifilte Fish society of NeverNeverland.

Now... What's Gifilte Fish, if it even exists?

[Kpinman]

it exists. it's SWIM. it is what SWIM will become if SWIM forgets to use SWIM all the time when SWIM is talking about stuff ;-) ha!!!

in the meantime time to and then (a cig) for SWIM

[darkglobe]

Umm... thread's done I think.