Curious Nutmeg Preparation

[TheMindIsADangerousThing]

Swim wasnt exactly sure where to post this, but figured here would be as good as anywhere else. Swim recently read this in an underground magazine swim stumbled upon the other day. It peaked swims interest and is now curious to see if any swiy's out there have heard of/tried it? Here it is, please respond and let swim know your thoughts.


"Hey guys...this is probably going to be the most silly
recipe we have yet...but I couldn't resist but put it
in...

Supplies Needed:
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1 full tin of nutmeg
20 teaspoons of sugar. (Yes TWENTY.)
3 1/2 slices of bread
3 tablespoons of flower.
1 oz. of Vanilla extract.
2 cups of milk.
5 pinches of caffeine. (Or ground coffee beans.)

Now take the crust off the bread, and put all this
shit in a LARGE bowl. Mix it very thoroughly.

(And I mean VERY THOROUGHLY.) You should get a
nasty cold sweet smelling porridge. Well take
this and roll it into little balls, about 1/4th
the size of the palm of your hand. Nuke these
in the microwave (If you don't have one, fucking
get with it lamer!) for about 20 seconds, flip 'em
over, and nuke 'em for 30 seconds. Now pick each
biscuit up, and squeeze out the moisture into the
sink. Now nuke them all for 15 seconds, flip
over again and nuke for 10 seconds. Wrap them
all thoroughly and paper towels and let dry for
2 hours. When they're done eat them and have a spatula
ready to peel yourself off of the fucking wall!

What it does:
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The sugar gets you buzzed almost instantly, and
that gives the caffeine will then have time to
get going and speed up the nutmeg which should
fucking get you very high.

Don't take that nutmeg shit lightly. Low-funded jails
have been found to use it to reform cocaine addicts.
Too much of it will give you a cardiac arrest and kill
you, so watch it."

Is this bullshit or should swim give it a try??