Embarrassing things you have done when on ecstasy pills ?

[DigitalAngel]

in SWIMs younger days, when SWIM was living at home with his parents, one new years eve himself, his best mate and another mate got a bag of x10 snowballs. Did them all in in swims room upstairs listening to happy hardcore and some of the trance genres finest tracks. Meanwhile the whole family (close and extended) we drinking sherry and eating mince pies downstairs. Somewhere around pill No.3 Swim decided it would be perfectly acceptable and appropriate for himself and x2 friends to go downstairs and talk to them all and wish them a happy new year. This decision in itself was bad enough however it was exacerbated by the fact that, earlier in the night (somehwhere between pill 1 and pill 2), we'd all taken our tops of due to the heat and sweat. Following this we all proceeded to rather barbarically carve the initials "XTC" into our respective chests using nothing but our finger nails. You have to understand that this did not seem odd in the slightest to us at the time. merly an expression of enjoymet of the experience.

So...to sum up and set the picture...suburban england.....new year...very civilized family gathering (including granny)....crashed by x3 17/18yr olds.....with dinner plates for pupils.....jaws going ten to the dozen...eyes rolling...fists clenched...no tops on....with the letter "XTC" barbarically carved into our own chests muttering incoherant new year festivie greetings and what not

that was really quite embarrassing the following day...

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You just made me laugh! cheers

[Ice_Cream_Man]

Originally Posted by DigitalAngel

So...to sum up and set the picture...suburban england.....new year...very civilized family gathering (including granny)....crashed by x3 17/18yr olds.....with dinner plates for pupils.....jaws going ten to the dozen...eyes rolling...fists clenched...no tops on....with the letter "XTC" barbarically carved into our own chests muttering incoherant new year festivie greetings and what not

LMAO, thats so funny.

[Flimmar]

Haha, that last one made me laugh.
What did SWIY parents say the next day? Hopefully they were all drunk and happily unknowning?

[DigitalAngel]

Originally Posted by Flimmar

Haha, that last one made me laugh.
What did SWIY parents say the next day? Hopefully they were all drunk and happily unknowning?

thankfully they only mentioned it once, SWIM put it down to cheap vodka and ran of to find something else to do rather quickly

[ramjet]

Awesome thread! SWIM's glad he isn't the only one to have shamed himself.

On New Year's Eve 2005/2006 SWIM went up to a well built bloke will a chisled jaw. He looked like he wasn't enjoying himself too much, so SWIM gave him a big hug. "I love you man, it's all good. It's cool, no seriously". Gurning SWIM's face off. His girlfriend looked a bit perturbed but SWIM didn't let that put him off. "It's all about the sound man"

"Get your fucking hands off me!"

Poor guy.

6 pills later.

SWIM walked up to a girl and stared at her face (SWIM was, in fact only a foot or so away) for about 5 minutes or so. After a while SWIM noticed that she may be getting a bit freaked out and it was probably because of SWIM's behaviour. The only sympathy SWIM could offer was: "sorry, I thought you were somebody else", before emptying SWIM's pack of chewing gum over her head.

Found solace in a different room where everyone else was off their face and had an awesome night.

I was just a tad embarrassed in the morning though.

[svenghali]

hahaha
Well this story's a little frightening for swim to remember but lucky for him he got out of it okay.

Last november, swim went to a disco biscuits concert, indulging in one of the more serious rolls of his life, and because he was rolling so hard, he decided to top it off with a couple bites of cubensis. As he walked around and danced to the tunes, somebody put a glass bullet in swim's nose and surprise, molly! So swim was allllllllllllllright. After the show, he and his friend
wandered off from the group to a pizza restaruant where they sat down and ordered a glass of water.
waiter: So, what'll it be?
Swim eyed the waiter suspiciously. Water seemed safest, in his mind.
SWIM: Definetly water.
waiter: That's it? just a glass?
Swim nods emphatically.

he and his friend spent an entire half hour examining the cup of water after it came. A man at the table behind swim had just recieved a slice of pizza and was commenting on how it was too hot.
"EAT IT!" swim turns and yells at the bewildered man.Swim's friend stood up and announced to nobody in particular, but with great significance: "We're going home, everyone!"

Unfortunately for us our only lodging was Swim's friend's mother's apartment in spanish harlem, who lives in a rehab public housing facility. Scary, scary part of town. After reuniting with two other fellow adventurers, swim stopped at a bodega to buy a pack of cigarettes, he was on 124th st. as a taxi SCREAMED past and stopped. Two cops jumped out.
cops: PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE FUCKING WALL!
we complied.
the cops proceeded to search swim and all his friends, finding approx 18g of cannabis, piling the bags in the street, along with maybe 4 glass pieces. The whole time, swim was trying to talk to his officer, who didn't seem to be returning the happy and amicable feelings that swim certainly felt.
swim: so, what's going on?
officer: SHUT UP! HANDS ON THE WALL NOW!
swim: no, seriously though, if you could tell me what's going on maybe i could help you out.
officer: Do you want me to put you down, in the street, right now? *waving maglite in swim's face*
swim: brotha...
officer: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHA!

Meanwhile, the other officer was talking to swim's friend, the officer wanted swim to say he got the weed from the bodega, but he said it was from the concert we went to, and we were sleeping nearby. They asked us if we were trying to cop coke at the bodega. "hell no", and the officers GAVE THE WEED AND BOWLS BACK, and proceded to tell everyone to get the fuck off the street.

Scary, scary shit. swim had this insane panic attack where he overheated and almost passed out walking away from the officers, and his friends had to hold him up.

one of the scariest moments of swim's life.

[PingoTango]

^^Bastards. Makes you feel all secure knowing the the 5-0 are out there catching real criminals like SWIM dosen't it?

SWIM has, more times than he cares to remember, been unable to "wake up Mr.Dixon" at the critical moment, and has had to explain, "look, I'm pilling my head off, it's not going to happen tonight..."

It's even worse if she isn't on anything, and dosen't even take drugs...