Combinations - Cocaine & Nitrous, Together At Last?

[pankreeas]

*The following program may contain subject matter which may not be suitable for all, viewer discretion is advised.*

A brief excerpt if you will, taken from a personal log of a fellow who's actions I don't quite condone, but nevertheless will post for educational purposes. Please don't attempt this at home (or @ anyone else's home).

" I was turfing some expired cleaning products (man were there lots.. that speaks well of my cleanliness eh...)under the sink when I stumbled upon my trusty but long forgotten whip cream dispenser. A deviant snicker instantly began to form and solidify on my face as I scurried around lookin to see if I had any stray n2o charges kickin around. After a near possessed search, nothing was found, nevertheless tonights new mission WILL NOT be abandonned. 20 minutes later I arrived back from the store with 2 packs of 10 n2o. (They were actually on sale.. go figure)

*An Epic, Thundering Drumroll can be heard pounding from a distance* oh wait thats just my heart.. Off to the races we go...

50 mg cocaine insufflated and the 2nd beer of the night is cracked with a mighty cokeified grunt. 5 minutes is let to pass and 25 more mg is taken for good measure, and the stage is just about perfectly set for my venture into the unknown....

***this next part swim found a little boring so you can skip ahead if you want.. his feeling wont be hurt***

Remaining preparation involved a fairly papa bear sized bowl of weed, that would give even Goldilocks a run for her pouridge, which was decimated with a rather overwhelming sense of urgency ... ahhh this bowl of weed is juuuuust right i thought. Before proceeding I thought it'd be wise to check my pulse for any irregularities, Noticing heartrate was still quite high I waited till it backed off to 100 bpm, perfect. Then a few minutes are taken to get my breathing back in a regular pattern as well, and 1 n2o charge is promptly loaded into the dispenser.

Seeing as it's been roughly 15 minutes now and the euphoria is starting to taper off a tad, 25 more mg is insufflated, and the same amount is gummed. Wait 3 minutes; All vitals checked... dispenser handle is tightened and that old firmiliar sound of nitrous rushing out of its compressed vessel into its temporary new home "tssssssst" brings a big smile to my face. Not that there was much room left, as im still wearing that perma grin from uncovering my lost relic.

*BANG* *BOFF* *POW* *ZOCK*

--------------Blastoff-------------------

Every emotion and tactile sensation is magnified by what can only be described as infinity squared. The euphoria is too much to handle and I begin laughing uncontrollably, as the snot pours out of my nose, some going into my mouth, the rest on my shirt and hands but I could care less.. im in a zone so far from reality and so unbelievably close to complete sensory overload, that I t was downright frightening. This went on for what seemed like an eternity but probably lasted near a good full minute with very solid lingering effects for 5 minutes or so.. oh and the taste / effects from the cigarette.. christ... the taste alone, the taste, the taste, oh what a taste it was, not since my first cigarette after getting stoned on weed, have I gotten such joy from polluting my lungs with over 4000 chemicals.

To make a long or what seemed long but was probably a lot shorter of a story short. (notice I stopped writing times down..)

I will summarize by saying the same sequence of events was repeated (original plan was to go until all coke and n2o was gone) then as I was about to crack open the second box of 10 chargers and lay out a few more lines, I gauged my state and said that was curtains call. Boring Tv programming will now be deployed in a attempt to ignore the foreshadowed state repeating in my head of the state in which I will awaken tomorrow.... one last thing I noted was, altho I have never experienced the high from smoking crack or base, I feel like i've pretty much mimiced it in the sense that It was like a euphoric explosion that only lasts a short while, after which comes a want to experience the sensation over and over.. plus if someone were to have seen me in the state I was I most definetly would have looked like a crackhead.

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***** I will also note that this individual mentioned he was onto his 5th 8% beer by night's end, and also ignored my advice of 2 litres of water before bed. I wish him luck tomorrow*****