Test in a week - THC

[dankz0rz]

I have a friend who just got a job offer for a really great job, but they want to test her some time next week, they haven’t said when exactly yet or what type of test it will be. For about the last month my friend has been smoking daily, but in pretty small quantities (not quite a whole quarter over the last month). I’ve read a lot about exercising, and using water and cranberry juice, but I was wondering how well the detox/carbo shakes that you can find in smoke shops work? Also any brand recommendations, or rather; what’s complete bullshit and what’s not?
Thanks

[oldman]

f- those shakes, just read the posts. drink lots of water, sweat alot, take a couple excederine the morning of with ample ammounts of coffee and maybe some creatine just in case they test for that. you should be fine. unless they use some super test on him in which case he's f'ed no matter what. swim is on probation adn has been tested within 24 hrs of vaporizing and been clean with these things given. there's no other way to taint a test. do this.

[LuLu]

Hi Dankz0rz,

SWIM agrees with SWIOldman about reading the posts. Lots of good info in there but, some of it is getting outdated. It would help to know what kind of test it is, UA, hair or saliva. DOT or non-DOT. If it is non-DOT state law sets guidelines for employers. Also if the company is serious about drug-testing the work force and getting reliable results, they will use a good lab, also if the job has any safety-sensitive issues then they will be tough.

SWIOldman is right about the aspirin, it will cause a false-negative on a UA EMIT test, but some labs can and will run tests to tell if aspirin is interfering. The quality labs will also run tests to see if the sample has been tampered with by adding stuff or diluting. If you substitute, make sure you know the donor is clean.

Read the posts in here, look up your state laws, look up the company itself, they usually have quite a bit of info on their web sites about their policies and they may even have the labs name they use, you can check them out too. This may give you an idea of how seriously the company takes having a DFWF. Here is a link to the fed. govt. DOT laws that most companies base their own programs. http://dwp.samhsa.gov/drugtesting/dtesting.aspx

Good Luck

[oldman]

yeah I agree with LuLu, and emit is about the only one you're going to have a shot with if you have smoked recently. hair--your pretty much screwed from what I've read here. gas chromo forget it dude. if your friend is getting a good job he better do as LuLu said and research. hair tests are expensive so they're the least used. drink lots of coffee, green tea, anything with caffeine and antioxident properties will help you rid your body of toxins. take vitamins to keep the color yellow as well. also read that a diet high in fiber and low carb burns obviously more fat and this is where the pot metabolites are stored. also read that before (maybe a day) your test don't do low carb diet because you don't want to burn so much fat before the test. will cause you to expell the metabolites when you maybe don't want to. read the forums for this, there's volumes.

[azrael2600]

swim has passed a drug test using the detox shakes twice.
also swim's friend who joined the military was a daily smoker. while swims friend was enlisting the recruiter asked swims's friend if he smoked weed. swims' friend replied that he did recently. The recruter gave swim's friend 2 small bottle's of pills and told swim's friend to finish them by the end of the day and to drink a shit load of water and to urinate as much as possible becuase swim's friend had to have a drug test the following day. the pills that the recruiter gave swim's friend was a small bottle of niacin and a small bottle of a B-complex vitamins. swim's friend complained that taking the whole bottle of niacin of the course of a day made swim's friends skin feel like they had the worst sun burn in the world, and the b-complex vitamins made swim's friend very nausious. The following day swim's friend passed their drug test with flying colors.

[oldman]

the only reason the shakes may work is because you probably did as they said to and drank a shitload of water as well, that's what passed the test. urine can be diluted enouhg with water alone to pass a simple emit test. the vitamins the recruiter, don't you just love the military's recruiting policy, gave your friend just kept the color in his pee once it was diluted by the massive ammounts of water he drank. not a bad idea although good tests will see right through that. I imagine the army uses the crappiest tests possible in order to keep their recruiting levels up enough. think about it you'd have to be on drugs to join the armed forces.

[Trebor]

Go spend an hour in a steam room or else just run for a few hours.

[y0ssarianlives]

Read my thread here

http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24316

To beat the test, follow my method.

[DJ]

it's a female that is being tested right?

this may not be the most appealing method to use but i know a woman who used this method to pass 3 years worth of random urines while on probation..

she can take a small lotion bottle.. (sorta like the little shampoo bottles that are in hotel rooms)...

pour some other woman's clean urine into it...

then take a piece of tin foil and wrap it around the top part and wrap a rubber band around the tinfoil to keep the tinfoil in place securely...

(shake the bottle to make sure it doesn't leak before going any further)

if it does, seal it better...

if not, then she can insert the bottle into her vagina (i know...i know..but hey....if she wants to pass the urine it's necessary)...

then... when time to pee for the person taking the urine....

she has to poke a hole in the tinfoil with her finger and the urine will flow into the cup..

presto...clean urine right into the cup nice and warm too!

[Sklander]

The above post is pure genius.

SWIM just back from his Probation Officer's place, but he did not have to take a U/A today.

SWIM drank a new drink to try and mask his urine and didn't feel like wasting the money he spent on it, so he bought an at home drug test and passed for THC. SWIM smoked a huge spliff last night... SWIM is amazed...

SWIM takes benzo's sometimes, too, and the test seemed to reveal an inconclusive on benzo's. Do any of you SWIMMERS think the drink could have caused this? Or, is the drink not designed to mask benzo's?

The drink is called Strip NC Natural Cleanser. Its big and foul tasting.

[AntiAimer]

Smurf always used synthetic piss, with no problems. As did many of his friends.

[oldman]

swims PO just stares at his dick intently the whole time he pees. he could never pull that one off (the ole switcheroo).

[DJ]

Originally Posted by oldman

swims PO just stares at his dick intently the whole time he pees. he could never pull that one off (the ole switcheroo).

there's a product on the market that is a fake penis that is stuffed inside of a pair of tighty-whitey underwear that you can whip out and piss into a cup with... (there's a pouch somewhere inside that you are to pour the clean urine into)...

SWIM was pondering the purchase of the device while he was once on probation.

as if that wasn't enough... it is available in three skin tones!!!

if at all interested, do a google search on it. it's also advertised in the leading brand marijuana magazine if i recall correctly. is it ok to say the name of it?

[Micklemouse]

Prices are not allowed in this context DJ, neither is posting the name (even edited) of a possible source. Of anything.

[ena]

why SWIM does not take a clean urine from donor, put it into preservative and just insert inside Her ...(vaginally) in this way the urine would be clean and enough warm and swim will all over the way after, coz she passed the test