An important quiz everyone needs to take

[INodHardOhYeah]

Please respond to the following statements stating how you feel and when appropriate responding as to what action you would take.

You're given a ca l fskin wallet for your birthday.

You have a little boy. He shows you his but
terfly collection, plus
the kill ing jar.

You're watching T.V. and suddenly you notice a wasp crawling on your
wrist.

In a magazine you come
across a full-page photo of a nude girl.

You show the picture to your
husband. He likes it and hangs it on the wall.
The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.


You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend,and you decide to get an abortion.


You're watching
an old movie. It shows a banquet in
progress, the guests are enjoying
raw oysters.


The entree consists of boiled
dog stuffed withrice.

[Sky Walker]

I know not what you speak but speak back what I know, there is not a single question in that post.

[INodHardOhYeah]

Edit, thanks Skywalker, I apologize, read again.
By the way, you're in the red.

[Sky Walker]

Could you please explain what it means to be in the red?

Is this good or bad and does it correspond to the red letter L in calfskin?

[INodHardOhYeah]

Just respond to the statements, stating how you feel about each situation and when appropraite stating what you would do. Then I will decide if you pass or fail, someone here will know what this is about, but please just follow the instructions, this is important to my safety as well as the safety of everyone else. And no it has nothing to do with the letter L in calfskin

[Sky Walker]

1)"You're given a ca l fskin wallet for your birthday."

I would accept it, say my thank you's and right there and then transfer the contents of my current wallet into the new one then stick it in my pocket and probably say thanks again.



2)"You have a little boy. He shows you his but
terfly collection, plus
the kill ing jar."

I would admire the collection then just as I'm about to ask him about his catching methods and how long it took him to catch them all and where he caught them, he would produce the killing jar, I would ask him why he kills the butterfly's, if he gets pleasure from doing this, I would ask if he simply kills them or tortures them first, I'd then ask him how often he kills and if he ever feels like he just needs to crack out that jar and do some more killing.
I would then go and have a talk with the boys parents.



3)"You're watching T.V. and suddenly you notice a wasp crawling on your
wrist."

I'd bring my wrist close to my mouth then give the wee bugger a nice hard blow.



4)"In a magazine you come
across a full-page photo of a nude girl."

I'd check it out for a few seconds then flip the page.


5)"You show the picture to your
husband. He likes it and hangs it on the wall.
The girl is lying on a bearskin rug."

Thankfully I don't have a husband, I have a girlfriend and I would not show her the picture or hang it on my wall.
If however I did have a husband and he liked the picture of the naked girl and went as far as to hang it on our wall, well at that point I'd have to seriously question his sexuality and demand that he come clean about all the dirty girls he'd been out screwing behind my back, that bastard and his icky girls!



6)"You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend,and you decide to get an abortion."

Thankfully I can't get pregnant. If I found myself in the unpleasant situation that poor Arnie Schwarzenegger faced in that movie Junior and the man that did it to me ran away with my best friend, after the abortion I'd have to put on my leathers grab my shotgun get on my bike and go hunt those mofos!



7)"You're watching
an old movie. It shows a banquet in
progress, the guests are enjoying
raw oysters."

I'd simple shudder at the disgustingness of these filthy beasts slurping there salty sea boogers.



8)"The entree consists of boiled
dog stuffed withrice."

That is absolutely filthy I wouldn't eat that, stuff it with some fried rice though and you got yourself a nice feast. Seriously though I'd really eat it, just so I could say, “ya sure, I've eaten dog, it was pretty tasty and I'd do it again, so keep that animal under control or I'll be the one taking a bite outta it!"

[Forthesevenlakes]

Haha are you seeing if we're replicants, INod? I seem to remember something like this from Blade Runner...

[Alfa]

http://www.kokos.cz/bradkoun/movies/blader.txt

[INodHardOhYeah]

Lack of compassion, Failure Sky Walker!!! Speculation: Nexus-6, reprogramming likely. Alfa, please ban the android.

Bwahahah, by the way, this guy on Jeopardy a few months ago said he had a job interview for an editor position for some magazine and instead of conducting a normal interview they stuck him in a pitch black room with a camera and asked him the questions from Blade Runner to determine if he was an android, he passed and got the job.