SWIY's craziest drug experience story

[Alfa]

OK, now. Post SWIY's craziest drug experience story here.

[D.U.M.B]

There's been way too many crazy nights for SWIM to narrow it down to just one. Here's one that comes to mind though.

SWIM had three friends who went to India for five months and when they came back they had brought back one of, if not the strongest types of acid SWIM has ever taken. On the night they got back SWIM and his friends (12 in total incl. SWIM) made a tea, with some Liberty Caps (mushrooms) and this acid. SWIM and co. had some nice bud that was homegrown and some Indian hash also, Charras or something was the name of it. So after smoking the bud and the hash all day, SWIM barely needed this tea but a cup and a half later SWIM was licking his lips.

SWIM rarely goes tripping while in town, he doesn't like the chances of him getting stopped while tripping. But for the night that was in it, this being the reunion of SWIM's closest friends, SWIM said what the hell. So after SWIM and co. had came up off the tea (it didn't take too long, half an hour for SWIM), SWIM and co went for a walk in the mountains. Everyone was tripping and just having so much fun, hearing the tales from SWIM’s friends and sharing SWIM’s and co. tales from when they had been gone. SWIM and co were walking through the woods and they came across this ring, it was like a hoola hoop (whatever those things are people make swing around their waist etc.) but made from metal. It was a good ten feet in the air stuck on a branch, what followed was a half an hour of everyone trying to climb this tree and retrieve the ring. One of SWIM’s friends eventually did. But the mass confusion and idea’s of how to get it down during this period was just plain funny. SWIM and friends were wrecked from the walking and climbing so they sat down. This is where it got funny

One of SWIM's friends began to build herself a nest from branches etc. around her she did this for quiet a while and made a pretty cool nest. Three or four of SWIM's friends kept saying they saw a T-rex, SWIM could have sworn he heard a roar. Between the twelve of us while sitting there for an hour or so we rolled about three of the worst joints SWIM has ever smoked (they were amazing at the time though). SWIM and friends watched the sunrise and they were all quiet for a few moments soaking in the amazing feelings going through our minds and bodies until one of SWIM's friends said "Hey, who else is seeing those other two suns". SWIM and his friends rolled around the floor (dirty ground) laughing their asses off.

The whole time while SWIM and co. were in the woods everyone was just completely tripping but everyone was in such good mood that they could have seen the freakiest things ever and just laughed at it and not freak out. It was just crazy what some were seeing and hearing and doing. It was fun.

On the way back down this mountain road, SWIM and co. heard a car coming so they ducked into the nearest driveway to let the car drive past. But didn't the bloody thing pull right into the same house. Imagine it, you driving your car at about half seven on a Sunday morning, you pull into your driveway and there's 12 people huddled together staring at you. SWIM and co. ran like the hounds of hell were at their feet and made it back to their "safe house" were they spent the next few hours talking, laughing and smoking.

SWIM has had many crazy nights and seen and heard many crazy things but this was the best craziest night ever. SWIM and eleven friends all tripping hard but all in good humor. SWIM can't remember half the things he saw but there was loads of visuals.

Well hope you enjoyed the story. You might not regard it as crazy but for SWIM it was

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	good post
	good story
	good story
	Hilarious and thorough story. Very nice
	Nice Tale, SWIM Lol'ed
	Thanks for sharing this story... good read.

[daeron]

a fun thing to do?
how about climbing to your apartment window on the 3rd floor cos your SURE that THEY are in front of the door waiting for you...only to realize that THEY are out there and you are trapped inside the house with a shitload of chemicals equipment and whatnot,start dumping everything very quickly,before a question-"am i being just being paranoid" even pops into your mind, but before it does you hear a chopper in the sky and now KNOWING they are after you,you procede with dumping and flushing shit, than theres somewun on your door, and of course this person looks right like the pizza guy from the place you called a hour ago, but you realize that it is actually THEM finally making a move and you run to the still open window in panic to climb down and escape in the night with nothing but a bag of dope and car keys in the night...

pffffffff. no more speed,thank you very much

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	hilarious
	LOL
	Short, sweet and intriguing.
	Nice depiction of amphetamine paranoia.

[Forthesevenlakes]

SWIM had trouble narrowing it down, and will probably add more as the stories come to him, but one incident that certainly sticks out was his third or fourth mushroom experience. SWIM was at a party in the mountains, and had drank a couple of beers and eaten 3.5 g of dried p. cubensis. About an hour later, the trip began to kick in, and things SWIM looked at were perceived as hyperrealistic...a painting of a jaguar in a waterfall appeared to actually BE some kind of three-dimensional photo of a jaguar, inset into the wall. Almost like a hologram but with brighter colors SWIM hadnt seen in the real world.

As the trip got stronger, the news came to him that the road down the mountain had been completely covered in snow, and the police were not letting anyone go down the mountain for safety reasons. As SWIM's sober ride explained this to him, the trip began to take a turn for the bizarre. SWIM did not feel claustrophobic at the prospect of having to stay at the house with many other people, but as he wandered around the party, talking incoherently to people and attempting to go sledding down some stairs with a round plastic sled, he started to not believe that he was in the States circa the year 2000 anymore.

No, SWIM began to believe that he had travelled through time and space to pre-world war II Germany. He was high in the Alps, (SWIM doesn't know if the Alps extend to Germany at all, but he thought thats where he was), and that his friend's parents' house was a Nazi chateau! Suddently SWIM began wondering, "What am I doing here with all these people? They're all the kids of Nazi officials!! This is awful!"

SWIM didn't know how he had gotten into this situation, but he knew that he had to somehow convince his friends to help him avert World War II and thus change history. SWIM figured if he could win anybody over, they might be able to kill Hitler and get SWIM back to his own time period. However, SWIM's conversation skills were a bit lacking with the seemingly-Nazis. His friend who's house it was walked up to him, and asked, "Hey man! How are you doing?"

SWIM replied coolly, "Doing alright...so man...your parents must have had to do some really horrible things to people to be able to afford this house."

His friend walked away utterly confused. SWIM had no idea why the Nazis didn't catch what he was trying to say, but he figured it was because they didn't know about the evils of war yet. As SWIM came down from the peak, he began to realize that he was not really in 1930's Germany, and told his friends what he had been thinking during the trip. Most of them were so blitzed on alcohol or marijuana at the time that they didn't even remember SWIM saying such odd things, although they did recall SWIM and his other friend who was tripping performing other activities, such as...

- attempting to eat a piece of pizza that had fallen on the floor and was covered in carpet lint. This was interrupted by periodic breaks to pull fuzz out of his mouth.

- spending about half an hour reaching into someone's pockets who was passed out, after a sober friend convinced them that this person was hiding delicious string cheese in their pockets.

- taping garbage bags around their legs to form impromptu snow pants, and running out onto an icy driveway and seeing how far they could slide on their ass.

SWIM will post some more experiences as they come to him.

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	good story
	Jesus Christ, what a post, what a life! Hilarious, thanks
	Nicely explained xD SWIM likes the snow pants idea!
	Funny story... thanks for sharing
	fantastic

[bewilderment]

Swim can't decide on the craziest experience but some that stick out are: A) Feeling as if she is possessed by the spirit of another person B) Meeting what she took to be Lady Salvia while on a DXM trip who encouraged her to give Salvia another try and she would be kinder to swim than previously and C) Becoming convinced that EVERYONE is on drugs and there's some sort of conspiracy about hiding it from swim. This includes swim's mother and lead to swim almost going to knock on her bedroom door and demand that she tell her what drugs she had or was on...luckily she still had a vague grip on reality and knew that this may or may not be true and decided to wait until morning to see if she still believed it before questioning her mother. D) Thinking that there was a party going on at her house and a bunch of people outside in the hallway (she was in her bedroom with the door shut) which she could hear even though she was completely alone and there'd be no reason why there was a party out there since the only one that could have been throwing it was herself. E) Swim used to go into psychosis after smoking cannabis (although it went away after she became more tolerant of it and she used it everday for about two years which she has recently stopped, although, not of her own volition) and during one of those incidents she lost all track of time because she even though she could see the clock she didn't know what those numbers meant. At the same time, she felt that she was an alien from another planet and remembered human beings (there was no one else around) as looking incredibly strange and much different than they actually looked. She was terrified because she knew her mom was out and would be home eventually and would punish her even though her mother also appeared in her head to look like all of the other humans and she had no clue when her mother would be home since she couldn't recall how long ago her mother had left and also since she couldn't tell time. She spent almost the entire time peeking out the window looking for her mother to arrive or one of those scary human things might come to get here. There was also another incident where she became extremely paranoid over at someone's house where there was a group of people so she crawled under the bed and refused to come out for a few hours...although, she did ask someone to bring her a slice of pizza and slide it under the bed.

Also, having an incredibly horrible and intense kratom hangover which was pretty crazy in her opinion that I described here: http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/sho...3&postcount=14

She's sure that there are lots more that she can't recollect at this very moment.

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	Ha ha, oh shit. Amazing, thanks for sharing!
	Haha good read. Can especially relate to C and D!

[D.U.M.B]

Hey guys, Another cool one popped to mind.

One time SWIM was after drinking about 12 cans of Dutch Gold and SWIM ate about 30 odd dry liberty caps. SWIM was with a few friends tripping in an old abandon castle (abbey). There was a stairs that went to the window you had to climb in to, SWIM was coming down them after going for a short walk. Suddenly SWIM realised his jumper looked different and he had a hat on. And while mumbling to himself SWIM had a slight english accent. SWIM realised he was tripping being one of his friends. Same clothes, same voice, same hair and hat etc. SWIM even looked at his reflection and saw SWIM's friend's face looking at him.

This short but weird trip only lasted about 30 seconds. Sadly SWIM was no longer tripping this much when he went back to the friend he had become to explain his story.

^ Defiantly up there with one of SWIM's craziest expierence, it just came to mind as SWIM is stoned now ha ha

[Trebor]

Swim O'Dd on hash once, he rolled about 2 grams into a single skin and smoked it, when he got to the bar je knew he was oding and gotn a Britvic which he used to sober him up, by the time he got to the table, which was about 7 foot from the bar he wasn't able to stand up straight and went to the booth nearest, which, luckily, was empty, he passed out and woke about 3 minutes later, and found himself blind. He, having a decent knowledge of the layout of the bar, went to the men's room to splash some water on his face, big mistake! He ended up walking into a wall and just collapsing, meanwhile Swim's friends didn't know what to do so they did nothing. He was awoken by a Brazilian chap who kept shaken him, but that did nothing and he again passed out. The Braziallian then went and told Swim's friends where he was who dragged him to a room and began throwing water on him, by now Swim has regained some of his sight and cacn see that a bar maid and a friend of his are in front of him trying to keep him conscious by asking him questions, they then go and get the most experienced dru8g user in the bar who tells Swmi that he should just go home and watch some cartoons. This all happend over a 30 min period and was most unenjoyable for Swim.

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Thanks for sharing this story; too bad it was an unpleasant experience

[Nicaine]

SWIM has a lot of crazy recollections from his periodic crack binges throughout the 90s. It's painful for him to recall most of them, so he usually doesn't... it's like the memories are seared and burned into his mind with a branding iron. He has lain awake in bed agonized and overcome with strong emotions, as the memories played out in his brain -- like a case of PTSD. Don't smoke crack.

One interesting experience from high school... SWIM was offered some marijuana from a guy he didn't know, who seemed especially anxious to get him high. SWIM took a few hits off the pipe and had to stop... something was wrong, the stuff was too powerful. He walked back toward class, and it was like his legs were on the ground, his body was 10 feet in the air, and his head was 20 feet above that. He sat down in class, and when he leaned his head against his hand to rest, his hand started melting into his face. He started to panic and basically flip out. SWIM suspects the marijuana he smoked was laced with something, likely PCP. To this day, he still dislikes the pot high, partially due to that experience.

Nothing too crazy, but that's off the top of SWIM's head. If he thinks of any more interesting ones, he'll post. Cool thread idea!

[KomodoMK]

SWIM knows how dangerous this was, but no-one else was in/near the area but us, and we only put our own lives at risk.

This is probably not the craziest but was one of the most fun experiences SWIM has had.

This took place about a year ago, SWIM and 3 friends spent the evening in the pub, sharing 8ball of cocaine. Just before closing we all left but none of us felt tired or wanted to goto bed, neither did we want to go back to anyones house, we just wanted to do something different.

So, we drove to SWIMs dealers house to pick up some nice MDMA. We then did 2 average lines of the M each and drove to a supermarket to pick up some beer and vodka then proceeded to drive to an empty field.

In this empty field we was all doing reverse donuts and other stunts in the car whilst simultaneously drinking neat vodka. No headlights in the pitch black night on a field that had trees dotted around all over the place while off your tits is fun at the time, but scary when you think about it sober.

Anyway, we managed not to hit a tree but at around 3am we was speeding across the field at about 60-70mph and hit a path we diddnt know was their which is slightly elevated, the car left the ground and come down on other side of field, the wheels dug deep into the soft mud on the other side and we got stuck. We phoned friends to help us get out of this mess around 4:30am when we couldnt get it out ourselves, this got a friends courtesy car covered in mud and a m8s dads van stuck with us.

We managed to dig our way out just as sun was coming up, which was lucky because during the daytime you could easily be seen from the mainroad which police patrol a lot. We also had to use beer and vodka to clean the windows with T-Shirts.

Lots of other funny things happened during this time, such as how we tried to get ourselves out, but far too much to explain.

[blue jammer]

Around the first few times SWIM tried 2-ci - one of those times SWIM had been drinking all day with friends and then went onto a club after taking a low dose of the chemical, the come up was said to be great, however after 2 hours in a club , SWIM started to hear the music through a third ear that was on the top of SWIM's head, it wasn't sounding good either, more like a distorted cone.

SWIM decided by then that it might be a good idea to go home, however working out what to do proved rather difficult.

Asking for SWIM's coat from the bar staff while handing over what was meant to be a coat ticket, was actually a bus ticket and the bar staff had to explain this several times whilst SMIN insisted that a bus journey wasn't planned, just the coat would be fine!

After finally getting the coat back, SWIM ventured outside to hail a Taxi, not remembering exactly how to do this, SWIM stood at the side of the road and simply waved at the cars passing by, in the hope that one would stop and it'd be a Taxi so SWIM could get home.

Eventually a Taxi stopped and SWIM explained he wanted to go home, gave the address and whilst on route home, had to navigate the driver whilst looking out of the windscreen at the road which was glowing yellow!

Trying to recognise places in yellow wasn't easy and SWIM was sure it took longer to get home, felt like hours and days...

Forgetting what money was, SWIM was reminded by the Taxi driver that payment for the journey home was required in full, immediately.

Once inside SWIM's home, the bed seemed like the best place to go to 'finish' the trip. The duvet had other ideas however, SWIM wasn't to know that the speakers of the hifi would start whispering at an incredibly low volume, giving SWIM paranoia that it'd wake up the housemates.

After working out how to use a phone, SWIM called up a friend who asked a serious of questions to establish what had happened during the events of that night, which chemicals were consumed, drinks and places etc.

SWIM later was played a copy of the telephone call that was recorded, and was amazed at what was said by SWIM on the tape.

SWIM had been egg-ulfed by the duvet, which wasn't a duvet, but an egg, everything was yellow and egg-like, the speakers were laughing and mooning quite and loud at the same time, also throughout random bursts of laughter, there was what sounding like another langauge creeping in, sadly no one could translate such gibberish.

SWIM learnt the lesson of not mixing vast amounts of alcohol with mind altering chemicals.

[Bez]

Here goes bit of a long one.....

Last Summer my monkey's mate was having a mad session of just about anything he could get his hands on for his birthday. Started off in the pub around 2 in the afternoon with my monkey and his mates all enjoying quite a few pints. We were trying to get hooked up with some e's but were having absolutely no luck unfortunately, so one of the guys decided we should go back to do some coke at his house to pick things up a bit and get high! This consisted of 5 lines each railed over the space of half hour.

Birthday monkey decides it would be a good idea to London Town to really celebrate his birthday in style, so in a great coinincidence someone phoned my monkey to tell him he had some e's. They were Cherries and none of the monkeys had ever seen or heard of them before.

They left and went to the station, dropping one of the cherries on the way and getting ready for a mad nite! Rather foolishly my monkey dropped another when he arrived in london, way too soon! The monkeys made their way to a bar in the railway station to wait for another friend that lived in london to meet them. The first e was coming on strong and all of the monkeys had a bit of a gurn on. Now this is where the story gets mad...

Now the whole troop was united we made our way to Soho as we had heard there was a great party atmosphere there. It was fun there but a friend kept having to put up with a really pissed bloke coming onto him which was getting annoying so they left to go to a club, the second e was well and truly getting on top of my monkey, but they still got into the club and started dancingthe nite away like demented freaks. It was very fun but after a while my monkey started to gap out bad and walked around just staring at people and even tried to walk away from the bar without paying!! He managed to not get chucked out of the club or beaten up and when they all left very much off their face, they went to Trafalgar Square to mooch around as there were no trains for hours back to the hood. They went to sit at the top of the steps there to skin up a doob and mong out, bear in mind my monkey didn't hardly know where he was this may not have been a good idea!

Whilst sitting there he somehow attracted the attention of some chavvy kids that were about 13 and were after his e and green! (the cheek of it) instead of being sensible and climbing down from the steps to the floor my monkey just walked off the steps. If you know trafalgar square you will know that there is a massive drop form those steps to the floor!

see this pic for reference: http://blog.joshuaeichorn.com/photos...r%20Square.jpg

The monkey fell at 90 degrees to the floor and managed somehow not to splatter his brains on the floor. at this time Trafalgar square was very busy, everyone that saw started screaming, but due to a miracle (the monkey is still not sure how) he stood up and walked away with only (haha) a broken rib, although he did not know this at the time as he was still too out of it. After this the memory is a blur. The monkeys walked through london and had to wait 3 hours to get on the train, during this time my monkey tried to do the following things:

Piss on someone sleeping on the floor.
Walk in to the road (manytimes)
walk off the wrong way (also many times)

He has no recollection of these events and only remembers nearly pissing on someone because his friends had to damn near slap him to stop him doing it!

He learned a valuable lesson that day, never drink more than 3 pints and do E

phew that was a long trypin sesh..

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	good story
	wow, crazy stuff. Good cautionary tale as to why you shouldn't mix alcohol and xtc!

[freedomordeath]

swim has so many,here is how swim first came into contact with shabu ice(meth-amphetamine)
swim and a handfull of other foreigners where sreetsellers in hong-kong and the job was a kind of commando-selling ,go down to the busiest street ,open up your home made jewellery shop and start selling fast!Always look for the cops!!All of them got arrested ,beaten by the cops,and bailed out several times .
A close knit gang where parties where the best in the world
Everyone would fuck each other,the most crazy parties took place on the rooftops overlooking incredible hong-kong harbour the busiest in the world ,chinese junks next to massive american warships and english cruise ships.
Hong -kong was like bladerunner a massive ultra modern city build on a rock!But full of ultra chinese tiny alleyways ,swackdealers under bridges ,damn there was even a free methadon centre,But hong-kong was the fastest city on earth,here time really was money and the cheaphotels where like sleeping in dirty coffins,A city of contrasts between ancient china and ultra modern England really like a futuristic experiment in ultra capitalism,Hong kong hasd to stick out the eyes of the communist goverment right next door,anyway it must have been the most stressfull city on the planet..no escape only shopping eating booze or drugs will calm you down enough to be able to sleep in that madhouse!
A very weird place indeed,money seemed to grow on the very few trees in Hong-kong,and all of them where making loads,it was for swims gang necessary to drink themselves silly everynight ,destroy some hotel room and wake up with whoever..;So time for a holiday:
A beautifull american girl decided she would join swim and so on new -years eve smim and his lady arrived in manilla in a wooden hotel next to the very dangerous and famous red-light district,ok that night I swim spend under the bed why she wanted to go out,
The reason swim prevered to stay under the bed was this;
outside was a non stop barrage of gunfire,00(swim knew from his last trip ,that 1 all filipinos where (even policemen and docters!)meth-amp(shabu)very strong rum and all of them had guns ,big guns,machine guns!
So at midnight everyone opened fire for hours shooting in the sky...While swim was lying under the bed;Boom black out ,no electricity in the whole of manilla!
Next thing an unknown filipino girl about 22 years old comes knocking on the door ,hey you want lady,you want shabu,
Mswims sweetly insane hot us babe said sure ,she always wanted to try new things..and that is how swIm ended in bed with a lesbian hooker and a biamerican girl under gunfire feeling ggreat indeed ,all stayed in bed for 24 hours..Next day in the newspaper 56 people got killed from stray bullets ,Well bullets who fell from the sky!
Welcome to the flips,swim tought
Swim would be back and things would turn absolutly crazy ...but maybe for the next posting?The FLIPS HAve been called that for a reason ,what a dangerous place
anyway plenty more where that came from
Some short stories of swim
jezus in burma;about living with the khunsa warlord(used to be the biggest opium warlord in burma and parts of the country where under his control!
Living and smoking opium and grass withthe last headhunters and cannibals in india!
Full blast goodand bad trips from psychedelic trance in moscow ,where the club got invaded by the russian maffia.
An lsd trip while higly illegal streetselling in signapore
Kilos of Ketamine in india
On stage with an od of amphetamines while being shot at by the cops!
An lsd trip going terrible wrong while trying to hold a stone hedge festival in 84..Hawkwind was supposed to play,but the cops came with helicopters and a massive storm broke out..more later..So many stories from swim
Hope its not boring!
Another mushrooms on a black magic beach in indonesia
and living with 5000, 4 meter komodo dragrons (in a tent) on tiny komodo island(indonesia on mushrooms!
Why dont we bundle everyone stories in a book? please,It would be so funny and usefull!

Reputation Comments on this post:

	great stories, keep'em coming!
	my god you have lived a lot
	nice detail. SWIM lol'ed heartily

[freedomordeath]

One of the most scarywim came back from india once his monkey brought some ketamine,so swim arrives home;puts on the news ,and takes a massive snort,things turned scary (normally swim never ever gets scared on k!)
And there are all this politicians talking in the street for the elections,But things seemed not right ,somehow they looked even much uglier and twisted that they are,they did not look human anymore ,like an alien wearing a bad human mask,..swim went to look in the mirror...
Some advice do not look in the mirror on K ,it can really scare the shit out of yourself ,swIm felt like this alien(disguised was looking back!)not a nice expierence!

[Akewstick]

SWIM has some excellent memories that in his head are crazy and out there and on the very edge of disaster, but in reality probably weren't at all.

When SWIM was at high school, he had to hand in an essay, it was one of those days where everyone has to hand something in, and they really do, everyone's missed 3 deadlines and now really HAS to get it in otherwise they're well and truly screwed, one of those days combined with the fact that the next day was The Last Day Of School. It was 8pm and SWIM and his friend hadn't started their essays which had to be in 9am the following morning, and were sitting in a pub waiting for someone to show up with some speed. They scored, split the product, and dashed home to start writing, and agree to see each other at school at 7am.

7am came and everyone had been up most of the night writing, apart from SWIM and this one friend who had been buzzing all night, and were still going strong, all that remained to do was for 4-5 people to pile into SWIM's house to print off their essays which were uploaded onto various email sites, a complicated process that thankfully SWIM had nothing to do with.

SWIM can't remember where the booze came from, but his friends arrive at around half 7 and he was hammered within minutes, the kind of hammered you only get with lots of base amphetamine where you're a drunken idiot with the energy of 5 drunken idiots and sense of humour and creativity of a speedfreak.

SWIM and Co. got into school on time and handed their shit in, and sat around in the common room with teacher milling around them, passing the bottle of Butyl Nitrites around. SWIM sprinted around his school like a madman and just got such a rush from being a drug crazed loony in a place where nobody should ever get away with such a thing.

Other highschool drug experiences include government and politcs lessons on 545mg of DXM, another on LSA, countless stoned giggling fits in silent rooms full of people writing, doing lines of coke and going to registration to vault onto filing cabinets. And SWIM came out of school with 3 passes and 1 fail.

SWIM thinks School is the best place to be high, he'd like to say he wishes he'd made the most of it, but he's pretty sure he did.

[Slickinfinity]

about 10 years ago SWIM took these over the counter cold pills Actifed D or somthing that a friend told SWIM about and after I swallowed 10 pills SWIM went into them most intense and out of control drug experience ever. SWIM has done LSD,Shrooms,Chronics of chronic and many other drugs but these over the counter cold/sinus pills messed SWIM up for almost a full day.

SWIM does not recomend anyone take these pills and drink though because a few of SWIMS friends had really bad experiences and one even had to go to the hospital and SWIM is not even telling SWIMS story so other people will try them but SWIM is just being honest and saying these things FUKKED SWIM UP!

Ever watch a movie where someone does like peyote or some intence drug and they hear all the voices as really low and thier own voice seems distorted, walking around was a werid experience and one of SWIMS friends was reacting in some weird OCD way and would not move anywhere without touching a wall lol! SWIM can always know what he is doin even on 5 hits of awsome acid but these pills made SWIM lose control and SWIM woke up in an alley not even knowin how SWIM got there lol! SWIM has never done those pills since SWIM tried them once and would never recomend them to others as the experience is far to intense and SWIM dont even know if they are made the same anymore but SWIM would like to know what the ingridient was that FUCKED SWIM UP was?

[darawk]

SWIM's craziest drug story as yet is actually rather mild. He was in Cancun, mexico and it was about 3-4am, SWIM doesn't really know for sure. He was really, really drunk and he had just left one of the clubs there. Upon stumbling out of this club, he decided, "hey, what the hell, why don't I try to walk back to my hotel". And so off he set, stumbling down the main street of Cancun in the middle of the night, completely plastered. SWIM is walking for a while, and eventually he realizes he's been walking for what must be an hour, and he is definitely not anywhere near anything he recognizes.

So, now SWIM is drunk and lost in the middle of the night in a foreign country. Luckily for him, there were some waitresses coming out of a bar who helped SWIM onto a bus and put him in the right direction, and he wound up *finally* back at his hotel room, where he discovered that his friend had drunk 34 shots of tequila, and passed out on the bar of the afore-mentioned club. His friend was apparently literally thrown out of the bar, and he cut up his ankle really badly in the process. So SWIM comes back to his hotel room to find his friend passed out on the bed bleeding everywhere and completely unaware of it. So, SWIM goes to the front desk to get some bandages. While he's up there however, 2 cars full of girls who apparently know SWIM, but SWIM does not know(or does not remember) them, crowd around him for reasons that are still unknown to him and follow him back to his room to see SWIM's bleeding friend. And there's more, but not that much more, and it's all rather hazy and kind of blends together at this point.

[seechao]

Well, there have been quite a few adventures that deserve a good re-telling, but I think two of them stand out more than any other, the first is my monkey's first and only datura trip, and the other a 1 gram dxm walk thru the woods ( yup, walk.) The datura incident was soon after my monkey had discovered that there is a great big world of drugs out there know as "ethno-botanicals", after discovering erowid, and spending many a bored teenyangst fueled night reading all he could, he had decided that "extreme" was the way to go, and that he wanted datura... but finding it was difficult for a poor teenaged monkey with no credit card, and the idea soon slipped away, but, summer came, and like all good little monkeys, mine spend alot of time frolicking in the flowers, soon to discover that the public library had planter more than a dozen white daturas in their flowerbed. My monkey, being the exciteable sort, grabbed the biggest one, and ripped it out by the roots. This newly found marvel was imediatly brought to a freaky monkey with a jester hat's house, and both monkeys excited at the new intoxicant, jumped arround screaching for a while, threw a bit of pooh at passersby, and procceded to make tea out of the whole plant, minus the seed pods... aprox 3-4lb of fresh datura leaf and root was placed in a pot of water, and boiled to mushyness, the sludge was poured into mugs, sipped once, and poured back into the pot, with loud exclamations of "yuck, icky, and blech" a half dozen or so tea bags of rasberry tea where emptied into the pot, as well as lemon juice, and all the honey in the house. Drinking was re-attempted, it was horrible, bt the monkeys realised they where unable to change that, so, chug chug chug. The monkeys decided to play risk while waiting for the effects, but never got past the third die throw, confusion set in 5-10 minutes after drinking, lighters where dropped on the floor at the slightest distraction, questions where repeated many times, and risk seemed inmonkinly complicated, so did dice or tables for that matter. All my monkey remembers from that point on has been reconstructed by other's tales and vague memories that are not very trustworthy... here's the story, as my monkey has managed to reconstruct it: The thirst set in almost imediatly, at first, it was a familiar dry mouth, experianced many times, but it would get worst and worst to the point of pain, very quickly, juice was obtained to sooth sore monkey throats, but alas, as one monkey asked the other a question, the juice container was dropped on the risk board, and alas, water was all the refreshment for the night, many objects where dropped, any time a distraction occured, cigaretts where left unlit, but no matter, as they magicaly lit themselves and remained lit for the night without our monkey's interference. Friends shortly started showing up, people from ages past, that had not been seen for years would appear, and look exactly as remembered, these showed up whenever we where bored, or thought of that friend, or in any way reminded our brains that these people existed, they would just "apear" yet, the monkeys did not find this strange, as the drug effects became stronger and stronger, they kept getting more and more "stonned", definatly a "down" buzz, but at no point would the monkeys associate this with the hallucinations, the hallucination where as real as can be, to the monkeys.
thru the night, a few events happened, but i dont know the order, my monkey lost his pants, but his mind didnt like that, so he saw himself in boxer shorts, his friend, saw speedos, as he didnt want to see naked ape bits either. A fire was started, and burnt itelf out in the kitchen, burning some bacon grease they had put on the heat for no apparent reason. The cat got stuck in an ajax bottle, so the monkeys emptied that all over the hallway, asthma medication was deemed "too weak" and the bottle was placed in the radiator to make it stronger. The other monkey's girlfriend arrived, threw out our bacon fire, and tried to empty the house of smoke, the monkeys complained f the cold, and saw no smoke, but the girlfriend says the smoke was thick as soup. The overwhelmed girl tried to cope with two completly dillusional monkeys, as well as an insane cat that had gotten into the chunks in a spilled cup of tea, but was unable to cope, she tried to put one monkey into his bed, and my monkey on the couch, hopeing sleep would help, alas, my monkey could not be convinced to lay on the couch, as there was someone already there, no amount of waving, sitting, or jumping on the couch by the girlfriend could convince my monkey of the emptiness of the sofa, so he decided to leave, the girlfriend tried valiantly to convince the monkey to put pants on, but as she was outnumbered by intoxicated monkey's who KNEW there where never any pants, she gave up. My monkey left, pantless, into the cold cold canadian winter, and was suddenly graced by memory of pants and their uses, so he returned, fetched his pants, and headed home, on his way, he met his sister, and played games with her, tho she lived hours away, and it was 5am, a game of hide and seek was had, which led to the monkey turning round and round and round a telephone pole, yelling such things as "no fair" and "stop hiding" soon after this, the monkey found a bed, and had a 16hr coma, from which he awoke, still hallucinating, and very intoxicated, he whent to find friends to take care of him, and spent an uneventfull day filled with much confusion at many simple things, whent to sleep, and remained stonned for 2 more days... the cat whent blind, and got very scarred, but was fine after 3 days(possibly with a fear of coffee mugs that will last forever) My monkey had learned a great deal of respect for the lady Datura, and will never again treat her with such disrespect, but he now loves the lady, and realises that she is one of the most beautifull, dangerous, and powerfull plant spirits alive, my monkey is very lucky that the lady decided to play with him, rather than smashing its brains on a wall. hmmm... that was a long one, DXM can wait till the next post.

[KomodoMK]

Aside from the lack of paragraphs that was a cool post seechao.

A fire was started, and burnt itelf out in the kitchen, burning some bacon grease they had put on the heat for no apparent reason. The cat got stuck in an ajax bottle, so the monkeys emptied that all over the hallway, asthma medication was deemed "too weak" and the bottle was placed in the radiator to make it stronger. The other monkey's girlfriend arrived, threw out our bacon fire, and tried to empty the house of smoke, the monkeys complained f the cold, and saw no smoke, but the girlfriend says the smoke was thick as soup.

That made me laugh.

[senorsalvia]

SWIM tells me that although he has had many over the top bizzare experiences, one that stuck in his mind was brought on by only 6 hits of ho-made Salvia 8X... Seems SWIM had been using Salvia for about three months when the trip got trippy.... He'd been out all day fooling around, going to the library, visiting ethnic eating joints and walking along the ocean... SWIM decide he'd head to his place and toke some Sally to welcome the setting sun on the bay... He went home, got out
his bong n 8X, and did up his usual dose... As he bgan to get off, the whole visual field began breaking up into diagonal stipes the color of wood paneling. SWIM sorta dug the scene a moment. when Kapow!! He was hit with a really heavy wave of paranoia... Now, the other part of him was telling him 'Man ya just got ripped on Salvia/not to worry'!! The next thing he knew, 'ole SWIM was frantically stashing his bong, his 1lb of plain leaf, and his 2 ounces of extract.... All the while SWIMS' observer self was saying dont worry, the other side was telling him that he was ripped outta his gourd and better figure out what kind of dope he was carrying, in case 'da man showed up... Then SWIM glanced out of his open doorway cuz he heard faint voices.... Whooah!! It was SWIMS' mom and dad coming up the walkway... The mom was saying "Don't be too hard on him, he just has a drug problem"... The dad was going "Damn that kid, we're going to come home one day and find that idiot O'D'ed on some shit" ... It was quite something for ole SWIM to deal with.... A few seconds later, it dawned on SWIM that he was, in fact, peacefully sitting in his own house doing Sally!!! As for Swims' folks,,, well, they had been dead for many years already ---sal

[_caesar_]

Some great experiences here, well some not so great by the sounds of it.

I'd like to add SWIMS first Yabba experience which was pretty freaky, especially since SWIM was in his early twenties and in Cambodia alone...

Well he wishes he was on his own.

http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22689

I’d also like to add the following:

Once upon a time when SWIM was about 14 he accompanied his mother for a few days away in the Irish countryside. Much of it was spent visiting his sick grand aunt in a disgusting hospital way out in the sticks, imagine One Flew over the Cuckoos nest with a couple of sane patients and a stench of granny piss.

Obviously SWIM was bored and called his much older dreamgirl from the payphone in the hospital..... It was there right beside the phone that he noticed a St. Vincent’s De Paul poor box, teasing and enticing him.

He peeked inside only to see numerous 5,10 and 20 pound notes ( a lot of money at the time, especially for a teenager).

They begged SWIM to save them from being wasted on charity.

A few days later SWIM arrived in Dublin with £100, straight away SWIM hooked up with a close pal and they went to score some acid. As I recall he bought ten or twelve tablets for xxxxxxx, he might have been overcharged but SWIM didn’t care.

That day these tablets were distributed to SWIMS closest friends.

The girl of his dreams parents were on holiday - the one SWIM was on the phone to while stealing from the sick and the poor so SWIM and co. had a comfortable place to indulge into one of there their first forays of conscious exploration.

A day of mayhem ensured, with angelic object of SWIMS desire spending much the day repeating over and over " I feel like Bonjela!!!" while gobbling down dozens of oranges and vitamin C in a fruitless (excuse the pun) attempt to bring her back from the edge of the psychedelic abyss.

Now so far this story is nothing too crazy, but what ensued is.

SWIM and most of his accomplices that day discovered a new high and spent the day in worship surrounding their new god indulging in his fruits to a great degree.

http://www.paphosfinder.com/cyprus-p.../calor_gas.jpg

And no I never got with the girl….either did SWIM

[pancho]

swim craziest experience was with about 150mg of 2c-i. swim just recieved acouple g's in the mail and wasn't aware of doseages at the time. decide to try it because they liked foxy and thought it would be similar.
+30m- as swim is sitting at a friends house they begin to hear everyones voice sound like its a echo comming from behind them. so acouple minutes later everyone gets in the car and go on a mission to find bud. the music in the car warps the mind into the setting of the music. swim begin to feel as if he was stuck in another world for about the next two hours. mostly experiencing a crazy deja vu feeling while there mind is figuring out complex problems of the world with ease. The whole time it is down pouring and hallucinations are going wild
+4h after seeing a car turn into a spaceship and comming to a conclusion on lifes biggest problem, swim trip finally begins to become enjoyable, later which swim looked into a mirror and thier face transformed. at this time they almost felt like they had esp when swim was answering questions that havn't been asked but others were thinking about asking.
+8h night falls and it is still raining severly. now the rain is comming down in patterns in sync. as everyone is driving the images on the windshield from the wipers and rain falling in putting everyone in a trance. umm.. after this point there isn't too much memory.
trip lasted for 14+ hours

[Bajeda]

Originally Posted by Nicaine

One interesting experience from high school... SWIM was offered some marijuana from a guy he didn't know, who seemed especially anxious to get him high. SWIM took a few hits off the pipe and had to stop... something was wrong, the stuff was too powerful. He walked back toward class, and it was like his legs were on the ground, his body was 10 feet in the air, and his head was 20 feet above that. He sat down in class, and when he leaned his head against his hand to rest, his hand started melting into his face. He started to panic and basically flip out. SWIM suspects the marijuana he smoked was laced with something, likely PCP. To this day, he still dislikes the pot high, partially due to that experience.

That sounds very much like an experience swim had with PCP laced pot. The part in bold is especially reminiscent.

Originally Posted by Bajeda

A friend of swim bought some weed from shady armenians in Switzerland. Swim agreed to test out the stuff for the friend in case he would want to buy more. Swim went outside a pub and rolled a fairly small joint with only a little tobacco mixed in. Swim smoked the joint fairly quickly and was feeling the high set in by the time he went back inside.

Swim sat down at a table and took a sip of beer. At this point the room started to almost spin around him while everything became blurred together. Swim got nauseous almost and felt like he was losing control. Strong forces were at work inside him, pushing energy around his body. Swim mumbled an incoherent excuse and stumbled out of the pub and towards his apartment.

It was cold and snowy outside and swim forgot his jacket but somehow swim wasn't cold at all. He felt immune to the frigid wind. Swim felt most peculiar walking out of the bar. When he first stepped outside it felt as if a huge weight/pressure had been lifted off of him. The calm snowy open area outside felt far more welcoming than the enclosed capricious nature of the bar.

As swim was walking to his apartment he felt very strange. His legs were shooting forward with amazing intensity and force, and he actually believed he was walking on air the feeling of power and weightlessness was so strong. [Edit: To further clarify, swim was literally floating several feet above the ground, not even making tracks in the snow so far as he could tell]

When swim got to the apartment a friend was there. Swim sat on the bed near him and explained the situation, that swim had smoked a joint but it felt weird and that he thought it must be laced with something. Swim's friend then decided to be an ass and mess with swim so he started subtly twitching his head. swim couldn't stop laughing, he kept bursting out into uncontrollable fits of laughter at the slightest head movement of his friend. After his friend stopped he continued laughing for at least another 10 minutes even though there wasn't anything he could see that was actually funny. [Edit: to this day he isn't sure whether he was friend was actually messing with him, or if he was just imagining it and blaming his poor friend!]

Swim then went up to his room and got in bed. Swim passed out hard as his mind flew around in different directions. He woke up the next day with hazy memories about the entire incident, especially towards the end, right before passing out.)

That probably wasn't swim's craziest drug experience (well it definitely wasn't) but swim has a hard time judging anyways, so until he thinks or has a definitive craziest possible drug experience story I'll leave it with that.

[csharpprogrammer]

One of SWIM's craziest:

The day started with SWIM smoking a blunt before high school as usual. SWIM was looking forward to going to a keg that night after school. After SWIM got out, he sat around the house for about an hour then set off for the streets. SWIM was planning on taking a high dose of DXM that night because nobody would be home all night. SWIM dosed about 1000 mg of DXM via syrup at approx. 5:00 PM. SWIM and all his friends decided to start walking to the keg which was in the next neighborhood over(like a 20 min walk). When SWIM and friends arrived at the keg, they met up with a dealer, and SWIM and 3 friends chipped in for about 5-6 grams worth of green and two phillies. SWIM had just now started feeling the effects of the DXM kicking in slowly, he was feeling great. SWIM's friend started to crack both blunts as SWIM and two others began breaking up the trees. When SWIM's friend was ready with the blunts, SWIM poured in the weed, and SWIM's friend rolled a fat "oowop"(a double length blunt). This is when SWIM began to get real fucked up. SWIM and his three friends sparked the el, and began passing it. On SWIM's probably 5th or 6th hit, he just fell backwards and everyone laughed. SWIM managed to get up and "walk" to a clearing in the woods where only a few people were, and just layed there. One of SWIM's friends found him laying there and they all brought the oowop toward him and smoked in a circle with SWIM on the ground in the middle. SWIM kept telling everyone how he was in a Mario game boy game and told everyone not to let him die. SWIM vomitted a few times, but sobred up within a few hours, and started drinking off the keg that was in the woods. There are plenty more details that made this one of SWIM's craziest experiences, but can't really remember. Overall SWIM had a great time though.

[fly-high]

well deffinatly not CRAZIEST but deffinatly out of the ordinary.

4/20
plannin on not goin to school and getting baked SWIM planned to meet by school before the bell with some of SWIMS friends. only thing SWIM forgot to do was find a ride to SWIMS friends house who had open crib. they were allready determined to get baked so they started walking.<BAD IDEA> SWIM AND HIS FRIENDS would go to juvi if caught by the police walking around during school so they took the back way.. (seemed like a great idea at the time.) after smokin a couple j's walking behind all the comunities through a canal SWIM kept thinkin the area they were used to have pyramids.... anyways SWM and friends eventually reached the gas station close to SWIMS's friends house at 11 or 12..( LEFT AT 7) they got food and proceeded to the house. finally we made it.....so they thought... police officer pulls right next to SWIM and asks what they are doing out of school..."o nothing officer we had early release"..... dam SWIM SHIT HIS PANTS...police officer drove off satisfied....dam dat was close....and the rest of the day consisted of gravity bongs and j's..........in all it was fun id say

[csharpprogrammer]

Originally Posted by fly-high

well deffinatly not CRAZIEST but deffinatly out of the ordinary.

4/20
plannin on not goin to school and getting baked SWIM planned to meet by school before the bell with some of SWIMS friends. only thing SWIM forgot to do was find a ride to SWIMS friends house who had open crib. they were allready determined to get baked so they started walking.<BAD IDEA> SWIM AND HIS FRIENDS would go to juvi if caught by the police walking around during school so they took the back way.. (seemed like a great idea at the time.) after smokin a couple j's walking behind all the comunities through a canal SWIM kept thinkin the area they were used to have pyramids.... anyways SWM and friends eventually reached the gas station close to SWIMS's friends house at 11 or 12..( LEFT AT 7) they got food and proceeded to the house. finally we made it.....so they thought... police officer pulls right next to SWIM and asks what they are doing out of school..."o nothing officer we had early release"..... dam SWIM SHIT HIS PANTS...police officer drove off satisfied....dam dat was close....and the rest of the day consisted of gravity bongs and j's..........in all it was fun id say

Where SWIM lives and went to school, it is common for cops to roll up while SWIM is smoking a blunt. Depending on the cop, SWIM and crew would be running or just put the blunt out and have to go to school.