Anal use - ... wine enema thread ...

[Pinkavvy]

was lost in our recent hacker escapades. if anybody has this thread archived, please let a Mod or me know. thanks!

[Forthesevenlakes]

seriously. this was my favorite thread. i can quote all markdahman's posts on it...but after that it gets a bit fuzzy.

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[Forthesevenlakes]

Pinkavvy:

Anybody ever try a wine enema? It's very nice.


However, I hear it's easy to get alcohol poisoning if you enema anything stronger than wine.

[Forthesevenlakes]

davidbuster23:
Ummmm..... Why? Isn't your mouth good enough?

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point of post?

[Forthesevenlakes]

Pinkavvy:
Why? Because it's nice. Much better buzz, and fun too.

Guest:
What the hell, thats gross man.

Pinkavvy:
Uh-huh. Closed mindedness is gross to me.

airmax95:
Yeah, that's pretty gay. And how is it easier to get alcohol poisoning? I doubt that alcohol absorption is higher through the tissue in your asshole.

Pinkavvy:
That's where you're wrong. The rectum is the most absorbant point in your body, (other than your intestine lining.)

davidbuster23:
I wouldn't say that it's gay -- having a dude in your ass is gay, and if that's your bag, then good for you. However, if I wanted to get wasted extremely fast, I think I could wait the minute or so it takes for grain alcohol to hit the bloodstream after drinking.

Insane Asian:
really i can wait for what 5 min to get drunk of shots instead of shoving a bottle of wine up my ass.

guest:
Alright, i did go a bit far by saying thats gross, if you like it keep doing it for the buzz, but fun?

maxmoe:
Ya seriously, why waste good wine? Part of drinking alchol is not just the buzz but its taste. Especially with wine.

searcher:
Idon't think you would enjoy the "boquet" and flavor of the wine with it up your ass.

airmax95:
<blockquote>Originally posted by omnitravis on 07 July 2004<hr>
Alright, i did go a bit far by saying thats gross, if you like it keep doing it for the buzz, but fun?
<hr></blockquote>
You didn't go too far. Wanting to get a buzz by shoving stuff in your ass is depraved. It's not being closs minded, it's having enough sense to know something is stoooopid. ewwwwww.

str8ballin:
It's fun shoving things up your ass? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Guest:
has pink been on since he posted in this topic?

str8ballin:
Nah I havent seen him but I just read a previous post of his and he said he had a girlfriend so maybe she does it to him.heh....Im jk btw.

Psilocybe S.:
yeah..thats pretty damn sick..

Pinkavvy:
LoL it's a shame you're so closed minded. I was just at the oregoncountryfair.com for the weekend and had a blast.

markdahman:
K no offence but This is GAY!! I thought shoving e in ur ass was kinda gay... But then i oppend my mind and realised that half a roll in the ass wasn't so bad it was tolerable for the buzz but common a wine bottle!!! Whats next?? Sometimes i really wonder what this world is comming two!

Guest:
you spelled to wrong. and i think were spelling nazis

Pinkavvy:
Wine enama's duuring mediation has been around before most of you were born anyway.
lol

airmax95:
Lies, lies!! Blasphemy! Stop making stuff up pink. Are you trying to start a cult of some sort, with weird rituals and such? I have never heard of people shoving bottles of wine up their ass for "mediation" or meditation.
now as for shoving drugs up a girls pussy, that I just read about at erowid. These 5 or 7 women got together and did put all kinds of shit up their pussy, ketamine, e, lsd...etc etc..

davidbuster23:
I wonder if the person who called us unsophisticated after reading the "how do you know when you're an addict" thread has read this thread. I think this one is one of the crowning achievements of drugs forum.

I was pondering talking my girlfriend into trying the wine enema, but i realized she'd probably already have to be very drunk to say yes. and I don't want to kill the poor girl with alcohol poisoning

Pinkavvy:
Had a really great wine enema tonight :P

_nu_:
I laughed really hard because right when s/he said everyone was being close minded someone said "Yeah that's gay." Being gay isn't a bad thing(not that we should get in silly arguments about it in a forum dedicated to drugs) but shoving wine up your ass is pretty dumb. If you have to go through the trouble of putting it up your ass because you can't handle the taste/burn of alcohol then I think it's not really worth it. Alcohol isn't that great anyway unless you're at a party or something. Try shoving a bottle up your ass at a party and see what happens...

sauvage:
Never done an alcohol emema myself but I have heard about it done with vodka and a large syringe with a long,thin tube. It never crossed my mind about sticking bottles up rectums.
So why did folk assume it involved bottles and exclaim gross/gay? I mean if you got an enema in hospital I can't imagine them using a bottle and just letting the medication slosh out the end.

OneDiaDem:
LOL, my sophisticated partiers. I do not believe it has anything to do with the bottle, but the actual contents. Alcohol makes some people very sick if ingested, and an enema often curbs this.
San Pedro is boiled down to a tar sometimes, (From Erowid) Several African cultures traditionally ingest hallucinogens via an enema. Although Western society imposes a social bias against this method, it iseffective and safe. It also helps to alleviate a great deal of thenausea andcramping that can accompany oral ingestion.
Why all the paranoia about your butts? There isnt anything gay about it, and I dont want to see anyone using that term. There are gay members here, and I dont want to see anyone offended. If you find something unappealing, so be it. No need to be harsh.
Open your minds. That is why we are here isnt it?

markdahman:
Hey, Sorry for using such vulgar language and stuff and sorry to nayone offended by what i said. OneDiaDem i usually agree wiht you but this time lol! i dont think i can. My rectum is one way only! No probes or organs of any sort going in there!

Woodman:
Interesting, but I'm a beer man and I just don't think the bottle will fit, so something the size of a WINE BOTTLE is completely out-of-the-question.

If nothing else, though, this topic brings new meaning to the term:

"Drunk, off your ass!"

Mark, you'ld better get used to the idea that you will eventually have get checked yearly for precancerous condition in prostate & intestines.

Pinkavvy:
It has aboslutely nothing to do with the bottle (well, there was one time lol) ... it's usually done in a ritual setting, and is actually very popular in the artist cirlces of New Orlenes andEugene. You would use a enema balloon and tube, and be very careful not to overdo it.
MDMAmixed with cool water and used in an enemais fun as well.

OneDiaDem:
Mind you, I doubt anything will be going up me ol' bunghole anytime soon, but a few of my friends take mescaline that way because they absolutely cannot stomach it. I cant ever say never, because who knows, ya know? Life always has a way of proving us wrong......LOL!
Thanks for understanding where I was coming from. I wasnt trying to bust anyones balls, just have everyone aware that some people are easily offended and hurt and I would hate to have anyone down on our awsome community.

Bobby Bongstone:
Actually anal suppositories are a valid clinical method of induction. Quite frequently in emergency medicine any number of medications are introduced through the rectum. This is especially true with seriously burned paitient. So no one should gross out on pinkavvy's enemas, it is nothing different than any other method of induction. If you don't smoke, smoking is gross, if you don't shoot, mainlining is gross, and so on. Don't knock it if you have not tried it.....

soer:
the funniest thing was in my dui class . we learned bout these dudes who got drunk by funneling beer through their ass

dastardlymonkey:
you can enema things stonger than wine I have a friend that did a gin enema. weird as it may be. it spawned a very interesting sludge core band of the same name. don't try this at home. also instead of using the word gay I am trying to pioneer the word gaina. as in that is hella gaina.

computergod:
I tyred putting mouthwash in my ass, it works to get you really sloshed really fast.
The only problem is that it makes you feel like you have to take a shit.
It might be more healthy then drinking though: it bypasses the liver on
the first cycle. But I could be wrong since the liver does clear it out
eventually.

Muirner:
I think everyone is thinking far to deep into this topic... sure i dont do this wine enema thing at all, hell i dont even like to talk about enema's. but at the same time look at this article, its not justpink doing this. From what i have read about this whole alcohol enema thing you dont take the bottle and shove it up your ass then lay on your back and into your ass the alchy goes. There are special enema bags and shit like that... Or as someone mentioned in here a syrenge and a long small tube..
I know personally i'm not down with the idea of an alcohol enema

mallen324:
when you do this, do you just put the end of the bottle in the hole and
lay down? ive heard of it before, but i never could understand what
keeps it from leaking out once you stand up. or do you need to put a
long tube up there, ugh, must hurt (or burn)....

computergod:
You use a douche or an enema, both are available at drug stores.

Muirner:
The process of an enema dose not include taking a wine bottle shoving as much of the neck of the bottle up your ass lean back and enjoy... Here is how enemas are done (Scroll down a little bit and it'll give the process but using coffee instead of wine) http://curezone.com/art/read.asp?ID=30&db=5&C0=818

Most people will use a long small tube that is inserted into the rectum, and the liquid is pushed through a syringe into the tube into your ass. You will hold the liquid for as long as you can and then (well i dont know) i've never done an enema so i dont know what happens next, i assume that you let it out and the liquid comes out and the desired effects are felt.

I am not down with the enema in any way, i just know about them from some simple reading i've done... never tried it and honestly probably never will. Just something that dosent sit well with me but again "To each his own", everyone is different.

daeron:
The Mayas had been doing this,using hard local liquor.
butt still...

Iggypoop:
As Muriner says "to each his own". I've tried plugging with ecstasy before and all i can say is dont knock it untill you've tried it! I dont know how i'd like to have liquid sloshing about in there tho! You know in a forum like this i'd like to believe that people could be pretty open minded..... maybe not tho

daeron:
plugging E,2cb,san pedro,etc is one thing,it is an economy thing,but an enema is waaay different...butt still I agree with Murnier

unico_walker:
Just so you know you can die from alcohol poisoning very easily this
way because there is no vomiting. Or possibly be killed by your gold
digging much younger wife.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky...20080641287197

purplehaze:
Wonder if you can pass a breathaliser (sp?) test if you done this? I would never do this im just wondering btw. My personal opinion is id rather go to jail then have something stuck up my ass but to each there on i guess. Anyways about my question?

unico_walker:
No, the breathalizer measures the amount of alcohol respirated along with the moisture from your lungs.
As long as alcohol is flowing through your veins you will fail.

Pinkavvy:
lol had a great wine enema last night. it was a nice merlot. (though I usually prefer a white wine)



Iggypoop:
What a waste of a good wine!! Use the cheapest shit you can find if your not going to taste it!!

unico_walker:
Hell why not buy everclear and dilute it to wine strength then?

Iggypoop:
Suppose you might as well thecheaper the better but we don't get everclear in the uk, not that i'm thinking of trying this of course.......

asystole:
I know a few people who do this... I don't know anyone whos spent so much on turkey basters and tarps... they swear by getting bum drunk. At least they still just "go for drinks" on first dates though.

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Thanks for the old posts, they are great.

[Forthesevenlakes]

So, there are still about three pages of this thread missing. If anyone can find the cached files on google, or somehow has a backup copy of this thread, please PM me or post it here. SWIM's trying to restore all of this thread to its original glory...viva Plugs-Forum!

[Sitbcknchill]

It sucks that this thread is gone. It was one of the longest running threads that we have.

[Lece]

Is there a place that provides more information on this? I tried it twice and both times it didn't do anything to me. Do you need to hold it in for a certain amount of time? I've only used cheap beer because if I'm going to consume wine I may as well enjoy the great taste.

The reason I considered trying this is because I can't stand hard alcohol, and I have to drink five or six beers to feel anything. I can assure those of you who have butt phobias that trying this out won't turn you into a fag. I've never had a gay experience, so I'm not bashing on gay people either. To each their own. Anyways, if anyone has done this successfully and has any tips or suggestions, it would be appreciated.

[monkeygone2heaven]

oh my god!! i missed this... i'm curious... is alcohol more selectively absorbed? could you save some calories this way?? (just wodnering...)

[johnny_socko]

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New to me... LOL... Funny thread, the different reactions take the cake.

JS
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[graymornings]

If there's nothing else that living in this great country guarantees, it is the freedom to put wine in your butt. God bless America! Let the eagle fly!

[AntiAimer]

All I gotta say is, you gotta be one pathetic sorry person. Or a alcoholic to attempt something like this.

Maybe people do this to mask the flavor, I dont know. But since alcohol works in minutes to seconds, it's not for a faster route.(If your useing wine, I would think you would need quite a bit in your arse) You might as well vaporize the alcohol, which can be done.

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[Forthesevenlakes]

Actually some people don't like the flavor or cant (or dont want to) handle how alcohol treats their stomach, so this method is a great way to let them ingest alcohol. And it actually IS a faster, more effective route since it bypasses first pass metabolism and uses FAR less alcohol than drinking it.

Vaporization, BTW, is a rather poor way to ingest alcohol. The conventional vaporizers sold for this purpose SWIM has tried do not work.

Tell me, AntiAimer, how does attempting an alternate administration make someone either pathetic or an addict? Would you call yourself pathetic or an addict for eating pot brownies, since its not the traditional "smoked" route? I'd think not.

[AntiAimer]

Eating pot brownies and sticking the pot brownies in my arse, are 2 different things. Eating the pot brownies instead of smokeing, will hit you 100% harder then if you would smoke. Now does a alcohol enema do this? I wouldn't know and dont care to. Since, I wouldn't want to be drunk even harder then normal routes. Also you have to think about what the alcohol is doing to your intestine...

Also, Smurf doesn't know what vaporizer you've used, but Smurf got a hold of one at this bar once and got faded way to fast. On way to little, without the taste and it being in Smurfs stomache. So in my eyes, if you hate the taste or not, rectumming alcohol is pretty sad. There's just to many other routes, that makes this pointless. But hey, if that's your thing...so be it. I've heard of people syringing it, so.. Do what you want, but as someone else stated Smurf would love to see these same people do this at a party.(Hypothetical, dont want to see a dude nor women, they got the Jackass movie or Dirty Sanchez movie for this) Asking others if they want to join in, explaining exactly what there doing and why. Or just haveing a enema party.
All I know is, I don't think I could look at a friend the same after i've seen them doing something like that.

Now to add to the gay comments, hey there both for pleasure. Ha ha.

[Forthesevenlakes]

Originally Posted by AntiAimer

Also you have to think about what the alcohol is doing to your intestine...

Absolutely nothing. Rectal administration does not cause anything to go up to the intestine. Thank you also for taking the time to type out a defense of your position, even if it was followed by a peurile "gay comment" as you so articulately put it.

[graymornings]

I seriously don't see the point of a wine enema. If you like wine, or if you want to get drunk, then drink it. If you don't like the taste of alcohol but still want to be drunk, then alcohol really isn't for you. If you just like the feeling of warm liquid sloshing in your colon, then why do it with wine at all?

When I read this thread, I wondered why it was just wine, until I realized that the alcohol content in other beverages would be too high--except, of course, for beer. Yeah, a carbonated enema wouldn't be so pleasant. "It burns! It burns!"

[AntiAimer]

Originally Posted by Forthesevenlakes

Absolutely nothing. Rectal administration does not cause anything to go up to the intestine.

Ok, what im talking about is cases like this:

Self-administered alcohol (vodka) enema causing severe colitis: case report and review

[graymornings]

Um, using vodka in the first place sounds like a really bad idea.

[Forthesevenlakes]

Originally Posted by AntiAimer

Ok, what im talking about is cases like this: http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/loc...tid=55&id=7541

Vodka, even when diluted in water like this person did, is probably not the best idea. SWIM is wondering though what this patient's medical history was to begin with. If you find the full text of the article, please put a link here or better yet, upload it to the file library! Knowing the circumstances around this could help other people avoid similar painful fates. Ironically, despite its legality, alcohol is probably one of the more dangerous drugs to use rectally, since it is not easy on the body to begin with, and poses toxicity issues that other drugs do not. When it bypasses the liver before entering the brain, and irritates tissue as profoundly as it does, this makes alcohl even more dangerous! SWIM thinks that this could still be performed relatively safely with wine, though, and a gret deal of attention paid to the dosage, length of time, correct use of the equipment, etc.

Good find though, hadn't seen that abstact.

[elpatto]

Wow this is news to SWIM. Is it uncomforble? is leekage much of a issue? Realy, SWIM loves the taste of almost every type of alcohol, or atleast some quality that comes with oral injestion ( Warm burn of wiskey, sharpness of gin, a refreshing beer or a nice aged red).

Is shooting alcohol possible, plausible or safe? A old girlfreind of SWIM's insisted that the "Male G spot" was in the ass, SWIM instantly fealt very uncomfortable, plus im sure that honey could have done without her finger up SWIM's hairy ass.

I am not realy against it, just curious to why? Is the groggy or uncomfortable stomach realy worse then a wishy washy asshole? I'm almost certain that after this becomes a craze, someone will find something horibbly wrong with this.

Best of luck ass drunks!
hahah

[Nagognog2]

This is such a good thread to use for ferreting out latent homosexuals: Those who express vehement homophobic sentiment. I love research work!

(humming along to "Freakers' Ball" by Dr. Hook)

[MrG]

Originally Posted by Nagognog2

(humming along to "Freakers' Ball" by Dr. Hook)

Dude, your age is showin', quick tuck it back in.

I just about remember "Sexy Eyes", or in this thread should it be sexy brown eye?

As for ppl looking to shove all sorts of liquids up the Gary Glitter, remember one thing plz, it *has* to come back out again. Being wasted and puking straight is one thing but a six-pack up there is gonna *fizz* !

Oh, and liquids with a high membrane irritancy qoutient are likely to come back out again quicker than you expect. So no, cheap and poor quality booze might not necessarily be the answer.

Anyone for a nice ass of brandy?

[zera]

Originally Posted by MrG

Dude, your age is showin', quick tuck it back in.

I just about remember "Sexy Eyes", or in this thread should it be sexy brown eye?

As for ppl looking to shove all sorts of liquids up the Gary Glitter, remember one thing plz, it *has* to come back out again. Being wasted and puking straight is one thing but a six-pack up there is gonna *fizz* !

Oh, and liquids with a high membrane irritancy qoutient are likely to come back out again quicker than you expect. So no, cheap and poor quality booze might not necessarily be the answer.

Anyone for a nice ass of brandy?

I think Vodka would be by far the easiest of the hard liquors. It has very little adulterants in it, it's almost pure ethanol and water. I certainly wouldn't think that any darker liquor would be better just because of all the other crap. Swim's experience with vodka (Smirnoff to be precise) should just go to show everyone that this should not be done with any hard liquor.

[AchaeaPerson]

SWIA was literally just about to do an enema of tequila when he read your posts. Thank god SWIY found out how unpleasant it is before SWIA had to.