I pay for harassment.

[Demonslayer]

SWIM is going crazy from all these SWIMs talking about what they smoked with SWIY and SWIA and got fucked up on SWWT (something which wasn't tobacco). Shit, this must seem totally crazy for anyone reading SWIMs discussions here for the first time. Actually SWIM thinks SWIM is stupid to think SWIM can hide behind SWIM so that SWIDEA (Someone who is DEA) dosn't knock on SWIMs door and put SWIM SWTIN (Somewere that isn't nice). Why would SWIDEA bother with SWIM anyway?
Shit, SWIM just woke up to reality again (must have been a salvia flashback).
SWIM does indeed pay taxes so that SWIAC (someone who is a cop) can spend their days harassing SWIMs who like to explore their consiousness. SWIAC sure has a nice job staking out internet forums instead of catching real criminals. It must make SWIAC feel like SWIU (someone who isn't useful). So SWIMs taxes are used to give some poor bastard a shitty job. That's so depressing. It makes SWIM wonder though, why there arn't more PLGF (People like Guy Fawkes).