piss testing

[spinal]

I have to take piss tests twice a week...I'm dirty. If I just use water with a tiny bit of piss in it will I be straight? Also does any one know if in a standard test they check for alcohol? If they do how long does it stay in your piss?





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[markdahman]

alcohol last from 24-48 hours. Dont use 90% water 10% piss they will know by 1 the water temperature, and 2 the colour! Your best bet would be to get a detox kit so u come clean. But twice a week damn that sux! Ive seen a site where they tell you how to make detox drinks. Do a bit of research on the subject of detox drinks and then u will come clean everytime man! Thats what i had to do on probation!

[Insane Asian]

um u dont mix water in ur piss u drink lots of it to flush it out of ur system. this is the only way besides expensive detox kits (not all detox kits work its a bitch finding one that does) that is sure to get out anything in ur system sooner. they dont check for alcohol in normal tests but if you go to AA they will.

[nutherealm]

Hi! I got caught w/ a underage D.U.I. I went to court yesterday and got probation. I smoked weed like a week ago and i know it takes a month for it to get outta ur system. DON'T WANT W33D TO SHOW UP IN THE TEST!!! Haven't drank since 8 months though. Need to read clean on the w33d. Can u guys recommend any drink, pill,...(i know to drink water), or whatever you guys have used. It suxs trying to look 4 a detox system that actually f-in workz. Thank you 4 your help .

[markdahman]

go to ur local bonmg shop and they might have some, and look for one that says 200% guaranteed, cuz a company wouldnt give that waranty out if it didnt work

[Mike177]

when ur smokeing weed ever few weeks ur fine, if u toke it everday then thats the probly. weed uallys only in u for 2-3 days but if ur smokeing lik everyday than ya the detox get truckyer. i smoke everyday and i have for the past year and now all of a suden i need a job! great.

[FrankenChrist]

What if you messed with them?

Drink a quart of food dye beforehand.

Or spill a little on them.

[ihatemypo]

can u come out positive by just smelling it a little bit?....my friend smokes and im on probation and freaking out cause i have to take my u.a ...oh by the way i mean weed

[ms_fckd_up]

i smoked weed about a month ago and then again last friday and then my school had a drug test (piss test)on monday and everyone is saying that im not gonna pass. but if ive only smoked twice and on last friday i smoked a joint with one other guy thats not a lot at all. is there any possibility that i could pass? bc i have heard that it takes a month to leave your system but ive also heard it can take as little as 3 days so do i have a chance??????

[Dr_H]

The solution to pollution is dilution. Drink as much water as possible and pee as many times as you can before the test. The first piss of the day will have the most toxins and every on after that a little less.

[diggitydawg]

don't drink too much water.........it will be noticed.......the creatine levels will be less then normal......by too much, i mean don't drink like 2 gallons in a day......diluting the sample will change the specific gravity of the sample as well as the creatine levels.........also the initial stream of pea will have the most toxins so pee in the urinal a little first then fill the cup

[Dr_H]

Everything diggitydawg says is true, and excellent advice about the initial stream. My only addition to that is that is it is still legal to drink as much water as you like (even if it is more exspensive than gasoline). So unless your gonna be clean, or use a detox/drug mask, somebody elses urine etc, and you wanna get through it . . . drink the water. If they make you take it again, drink the water, drink it everytime and then you have proven that. . . well that you drink alot of water. That sure beats failing and any other means of tampering is illegal. And reguardless of what they say, you can have elevated or de-elevated levels of anything they are not testing for, vitamines, creatine, niacin, goldenseal whatever, if it is not an illegal drug or a metabolite of one, the worst they can do is make you submit another sample.