Opium Enemas (that's right!)

[Pinkavvy]

First read the wine enema thread in the alcohol section...

Now, for the next step for all you bumm-fillin' druggies out there.

Dissolve .5g of opium (real opium, not 'red rock' which is dragonsblood or 'white rock' which is frankencence.) into 3 shots of your favorite red wine and 1 shot of 80proof vodka. shake well to make sure it's all dissolved (if dirty opium and has scraps that won't dissolve filter it through a coffee filter.) also if you have a high tolorance to opiates, up the dosage a bit (swip uses 1g currently)

now with your opiated liquids, follow the instructions on your enema kit and insert the opiated liquid into your rectum. hold for as long as you would like, takes about 5 minutes to start feeling effects, swim usually hold for up to 10 minutes.... enjoy your 'deep' opium haze for the next couple hours

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[BANGINCOLOR]

Is that possible with crushed up oxycontin?

[Fantasian]

BANGINCOLOR - Yes is it, i answered your thread with a little explanation on rectal administration. Dont follow the guide above however as if SWIyour doing this for the first time you wont want to combine it with alcohol.

[Forthesevenlakes]

THANK YOU for posting this, pinkavvy! swim says that he cant wait for harvest season...

[Nicaine]

Yuck, there's nothing all that 'right' about it...

[radiometer]

Isn't opium water soluble? I'd much rather dream about plugging a water solution versus alcohol.

[daeron]

rofl pink you are my idol

[Pinkavvy]

Yes, water works well and is probably the best option for newbies. Swip was very tipsy while writing that. lol

So at the Earthdance festival recently swip was able to find a whole group of people who are into rectal opium use; apperantly there's a whole movement in northern california of this method of use.

Swip is currently looking into salvia alkaloid extraction (similar to opium in texture) used in a rectal administration method.

[Fantasian]

Originally Posted by Pinkavvy

Swip is currently looking into salvia alkaloid extraction (similar to opium in texture) used in a rectal administration method.

Good luck with that, SWIF would rather stab himself in the face with a breadknife, he'd probably enjoy the experience about as much.

[Forthesevenlakes]

^^^^some lab rats enjoy their reality coming apart like a celebrity singing career. its a matter of taste.

[Nicaine]

SWIM wonders that for those who do this often, it might not be worth taking a full colonic cleansing from time to time to help improve efficacy (read no further if this subject matter is uncomfortable, you've been warned).

SWIM recently took an enema using nearly 2 quarts of water mixed with 4 tablespoons mineral oil and two tablespoons of salt. This was retained for 3-4 minutes, and followed up by two minis (~1 quart each) of distilled water to rinse out the mineral oil and prevent leftover salt water from throwing his electrolyte balance off. Before anyone asks, a dispenser like this was used:

http://tinyurl.com/ybmqso

The resulting eliminated liquid was *pitch black* and literally sandy/claylike... frankly, it was incredibly disgusting (sorry if SWIY didn't react well). SWIM will not be waiting a lifetime to do this again. It could only allow more usable surface area for absorption of substances.

[Sklander]

SWIM is experienced with with use of opiod enemas. Try putting 12MG Hydromorphone in your ass. SWIY will be heaven for hours on end. SWIM prefers this method to IV because it last longer and the euphoria lasts longer is much more mellow.

SWIM LOVES HYDROMORPHONE ENEMAS.

[Forthesevenlakes]

Dont start out with 12 mg hydromorphone if not experienced though!

[Sklander]

Originally Posted by Forthesevenlakes

Dont start out with 12 mg hydromorphone if not experienced though!

Maybe not. SWIM thinks this is a good dosage that he gets his best effects from. Maybe start with 8MG and go from there. Its awesome.

[Hlucn8]

Cool! This why I love this forum!!!
(Swim should not post this, but he is a little tipsy and won't listen to me. He has taken over my computer, and I cannot stop him! Mods, Help Me Out!)
So, you want Morphina to come at swiyou with a strap-on, eh?

[Hlucn8]

*Hlucn8 is appalled with swims with swims crude humor and has throughly lashed him with a wet buttered noodle.*

[dude]

Thanks Sklander. Swim's gonna try shoving some hydro tomorrow. Swim loves hydro IV way but agrees that it doesn't last long enough. If you're right about the 4 hours, then up the pooper will be the way for swim. Also newbies fyi..crushed hydrocodone with a little water shoved where the sun don't shine works well, Especially if you have food in your stomach. Swim notices that the peak does last longer when administered this way. So Sklander is probably right about the hydromorphone. Does anyswim have any experience with poppy straw administered this way?

[Hlucn8]

Swim has had "poopy" tea, a matter of fact he finds this is the only way he can realy enjoy it.

[dude]

hlucn8...did swim boil it down first? Or does swim need less this way, or did swim fill his ass to the max? Thanks

[Hlucn8]

Swiy would want to prepare the tea in usual manner. Reducing the overall volume is highly recomended. Then retain entire volume untill all is absorbed. of course none of this is legal so swim does not recomend any of it.

[Forthesevenlakes]

Wouldn't boiling the tea down damage the opiates in the compound though? It seems like reducing the volume would be highly desirable, perhaps down to a few mL if it were possible, but SWIM is wondering how much of the end product would be damaged or lost if it is boiled. SWIM cannot think of another easy way to get less volume, however, so its kind of a catch-22.

[Alfa]

Originally Posted by dude

Does anyswim have any experience with poppy straw administered this way?

Ya want photo's?

[Nagognog2]

This ties it! Alright ya plug-nuts - let's cut out the middle-man (or something)...

First off go to a surgeon and ask for a colostomy. Get that slippery pipe of poop removed from your asshole. You will need more room up there for this. Besides, a colostomy-bag means you can save money on toilet-paper. Now...

Use some lidocaine up your asshole for this step - you want to be as numb as possible (right?). Now shovel some good quality potting soil up your anus into your now-vacant rectum. And a grow-light with a timer. Next - a Poppy-Seed Bagel! Yummy! The Poppy-Seeds will soon take root and grow. Here is the last, and most important step:

Poppies create the most opiate-alkaloids at higher temperatures in moist soil conditions. So you need to insert a garden-hose up your new garden twice a day. For 100 plants - figure about 100 litres of water. Now you're in business!

As the plants mature and die of natural causes, the opium will simply leach out of the seed-capsules into your rectum (or what's left of it) and be absorbed. You will now have a self-sustaining supply of Opium growing right inside your asshole! Fantastic!

Other crops are possible. Pineapples can be problematic.

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[Hlucn8]

Originally Posted by Forthesevenlakes

Wouldn't boiling the tea down damage the opiates in the compound though? It seems like reducing the volume would be highly desirable, perhaps down to a few mL if it were possible, but SWIM is wondering how much of the end product would be damaged or lost if it is boiled. SWIM cannot think of another easy way to get less volume, however, so its kind of a catch-22.

Time and low dry heat would do the trick, eh? Done so in a low-no light environment would be ideal.

[Alicia]

Wrong Thread?!

Originally Posted by Hlucn8

Time and low dry heat would do the trick, eh? Done so in a low-no light environment would be ideal.

depends on how patient you can be to weight best results left under a fan or under a gmac or windowsill. is also great as it slowly evaporates an hair dryer can also be used to speed it up in the last parts of evaporating, make sure it is no where near it thou 'electrical safety and shit'

Then scrape the remaining powder/residue etc..