Help me get out of the US :)

[Beeker]

Simple really! Help me get the fuck out of this shit ass nation to someplace where I can grow a plant, pick a mushroom dabble with the molecules and not get leeeeeached for it.

Where should I go? I only know English and I'm a jack of all trades as they say. Everyone here is IMHO. I'm still single and renting so this land of the free can kiss my ass.

So, where would a man of my talents be able to spread his legs?

Learn Chinese? Japanese? can I get the pot without someone blowing my face off for speaking out about how America and the whole Western Cultural model fucked it all up so bad that now even the morons are in on the joke.

for the sake of this soon to be married traveller when can I get to actually have sex like I want to with whom ever I want to while smoking grass and fucking with a MDMA and Cocaine lubed condom!?!

I can't drink beer because of my blood thinners so now they push Benzo's on me which, thankfully, the health care industry covers and no cocaine so I'm forced to use prescription amphetamines while the morons fight over the same damn drugs cooked up in Mexico from Ephedrine?

... the kicker is the seizing of drugs just to turn them around for a profit under the table by the people who protect us! Instant slave labor camps to make those vanity plates for our Corvettes.

I'm just sick of it all! The majority is pissed but nothing happens? Christians are turning the cheeks and "the greatest generation ever" keep creaking away hoping to be bured before the karma gets them. Fuck them man.

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good post

[Beeker]

Sorry, I just had to get it out and this is the only place that understands ya know.. Carry on.

I hear Kiwiland is nice

Originally Posted by Beeker

Sorry, I just had to get it out and this is the only place that understands ya know.. Carry on.

I hear Kiwiland is nice

Go to Canada, preferably BC province. It seems that every other neighbour is growing cannabis out there, and even if you do go to jail, it's like daycare...cable TV in every room and food better than a hospital. It won't even be for that long either...my Mexican m8 got caught with 1/2 oz of heroin, and the po-pos didn't even charge him with it. They just arrested him for probation violation 'cuz he wasn't supposed to be in that neighbourhood. Only went to jail for a month

[Bajeda]

Switzerland is an amazing country. Absolutely beautiful and has a very tolerant attitude to cannabis. Other drugs are also quite plentiful. Very hard to get a visa though, you need to get hooked up with a job. French isn't too hard to learn and La Romandie (the french speaking side of the country) is my favourite part. Snowboarding/Skiiing is a plus. Its also a very expensive country though.

Barcelona would be another suggestion. A very nice city with lots of awesome stuff to do. Very chill and laid back. You can really absorb the culture there. If you know Spanish this could be an option.

And the Netherlands of course have to be mentioned. There are alot of awesome places other than Amsterdam (impossible to find housing) that are quite nice. Getting a job may be tricky though. On the plus side Dutch is fairly easy for English speakers to learn, and most of the country speaks English and another language or so anyways (French and German seem to be popular).

I would recommend Lebanon as its an amazing country with a vibrant culture that surprises many, the Switzerland of the Middle-East as it was known. Unfortunately things have gotten fucked up there again so its not a very viable option.

[Beeker]

Thanks man, I'm feeling so much better today for some reason

[Bajeda]

Originally Posted by Raedon

Thanks man, I'm feeling so much better today for some reason

Thats the way to be man.

Even if you don't make the leap to leave the country permanantly, you should try doing some travelling if you can. You can search out some good packages to travel across Europe, and the Middle-East can be cheap these days as demand to travel there seems low for some odd reason

Swim is stuck in the US as well for a few years though it isn't his home (he has citizenship though for complicated reasons). He just thinks about his home alot and really savours any chance to travel within the US to new parts or outside the country that he gets.

[FrankenChrist]

Great post, Bajeda, I just wanted to add some minor notes.

Originally Posted by Bajeda

Switzerland is an amazing country. Absolutely beautiful and has a very tolerant attitude to cannabis. Other drugs are also quite plentiful. Very hard to get a visa though, you need to get hooked up with a job. French isn't too hard to learn and La Romandie (the french speaking side of the country) is my favourite part. Snowboarding/Skiiing is a plus. Its also a very expensive country though.

You can live there for a while, but depending on the canton, it may take decades before you are allowed citizenship. Their immigration laws are really harsh.

Barcelona would be another suggestion. A very nice city with lots of awesome stuff to do. Very chill and laid back. You can really absorb the culture there. If you know Spanish this could be an option.

Spanish and some Catalan if you want to show the locals some effort for integrating

And the Netherlands of course have to be mentioned. There are alot of awesome places other than Amsterdam (impossible to find housing) that are quite nice. Getting a job may be tricky though. On the plus side Dutch is fairly easy for English speakers to learn, and most of the country speaks English and another language or so anyways (French and German seem to be popular).

German more than French.

I would recommend Lebanon as its an amazing country with a vibrant culture that surprises many, the Switzerland of the Middle-East as it was known. Unfortunately things have gotten fucked up there again so its not a very viable option.

I had good expectations for it as well...

[old hippie 56]

Swim has found out that a rural setting is so much better than urban. If a person would find a place out in the sticks, hardly anyone will mess with you. Now if you have a big grow-op, cook mass amount of dope, or have lots of traffic, the law will bother you. No matter what country you live in.

[Beeker]

SWim and his old lady is all that matters.

[Tokyo-expat]

If you are serious SWIM can recomend moving to Japan. Although their marijauna laws are draconian for sure, the police are too busy giving directions to lost tourists to mess with folks if you know how to keep a low profile. Not to mentions many many RCs are available. You can teach English (which is the most common job for english speaking foreigners) and make good money. SWIM makes about $3000. a month doing that alone.

Dont worry about not speaking Japanese, most speak english and you can learn it quickly if you are motivated. Getting a VISA is a snap (they currently have a falling population and need to import more labor which means streamlined VISA applications. But you need to get sponsered by a company which means sign a contract to work before you come over).

If SWIR is SERIOUS SWIM can really help. SWIM has all the contacts and info SWIY needs to immigrate. Send a PM if you are interested.

Oh.. and did I mention the insane ammount of hot japanese girls that LOVE american penis? Ohhhh the stories SWIM could tell!!
If you are a foreigner here and you cant find hot japanese ass you are either crippled or impotent. You wouldnt believe the fugly dudes SWIM sees with insanely HOT japanese girlfriends walking around. God.. I LOVE JAPAN!!!!
Im never going back!! FU** YOU USA!!! SWIM will die a happy man here.
(sorry had to add that)

[Tzetze]

Japan eh? Hmmmm...........

........... eep! Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Tsunamis!

........... mmh.. Kimonos, Geisha Girls!

Tokyo-expat, what kind of internationally recognised qualifications are needed to teach English in Japan?

[Tokyo-expat]

Tokyo-expat, what kind of internationally recognised qualifications are needed to teach English in Japan?
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Are you a NATIVE english speaker? Do you have at least a 2 year degree in ANYTHING? Well then.. welcome aboard.
For serious inquiries PM me... and swim will give links to finding a job here.
But dont waste my time.

[Trebor]

Italy, Holland and of course Ireland.

[Sklander]

How about your neighbor to the north?

Canada, specifically the inner parts of British Columbia, is a great place to live.

[IHrtHalucingens]

What do any of you know about American friendly central or south american countries? and their drug laws? because from what ive heard from some friends from there the women love americans and are absolutely stunning.

[Nagognog2]

Belize (formerly British Honduras, so English is the language) has many ex-patriated denizens. Laws are rarely enforced for harmless infractions left over by the former colonial usurpers. Nice climate. Cheap living. If you have a business plan, you could do well. Some folks grow esoteric botanicals there for the export market. Got a green thumb?

[tooktomuch]

BEEKER can you take me with you?

I'm just sick of it all! The majority is pissed but nothing happens? Christians are turning the cheeks and "the greatest generation ever" keep creaking away hoping to be bured before the karma gets them. Fuck them man.

QFT.

[Beeker]

I'm still waiting for the PM @.@ lol I'm all for a mass Exodus!

[shiznat]

beeker swim knows the feeling of not being able to indulge in all the things one wants.freedom is a reletive term.the freedom to raise children in a land of sprawling plains and majestic mountains is a blessing.dont forget the men who died to save the uk from the nazi's and who still die everyday to preserve the right of free speech and free press.you dont love it.leave it.dont come crawling back when some communist pig sticks a gun in your face and locks you up for reading a book.

some of the laws in america seem a little harsh.pot is a good example of this. lawmen have stood up to killers here since the first pilgrim set foot on american shores.swim has his issues too but being proud to be an american isnt one of them.I and I say I love THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.swiy wont find happiness in any country if he cant find it here.yea some places look the other way if a peep wants to cook or grow a little goomba. but then ya wake up in the middle of the night with a blinding light shining in your face and yer taken out in the jungle and skinned alive.death squads do it for fun to people in columbia.the warning to AMERICANS who travel abroad is a serious warning!!swiy should see the movie HOSTEL.it is based on a true story and will make wanting to travel abroad shrivel swiys balls.

manufacturing illicit drugs or growing them in America is illegal.some states have laws that arent harsh for marajuana even allowing a person to grow a plant or 2.consider looking them up and moving there.its safer than leaving the country and finding that swiy is looked upon like dirt because we got it so easy here in the land of the brave.it isnt easy trying to prevent genocide in the countries that use american troops to protect them from being lined up and shot like dogs and buried in mass graves.how many american dads get to meet their sons who they raised from babies at the airport incased in a steel coffin because they died defending some person in another country who dont even care for americans?love it or leave it.you want out go.its a shame when drugs become more important than the American way of life.GOD BLESS AMERICA!! THE LAND I LOVE. shiz..

[DEViANCE]

"Switzerland's Supreme Court has ruled that dealing in Ecstasy is not a serious offence. Ecstasy remains illegal but will be regarded as a soft drug rather than a hard one as it cannot be said to pose a serious risk to physical and mental health and does not generally lead to criminal behaviour. Those who use it are generally 'socially integrated people'."

Incentive for you?

[Voices]

I agree with shiznat: if you aren't happy where you are, moving over there won't make you happier.

If you're attitude is healthy before you leave, I do believe that experiencing life wrapped in different cultural trappings is extremely entertaining, and can only encourage the view point of yourself and your place in the local universe to grow.

[grecian]

Originally Posted by shiznat

swiy should see the movie HOSTEL.it is based on a true story and will make wanting to travel abroad shrivel swiys balls.

texas chainsaw massacre is based on a true story aswell but im sure you wouldnt advise people to not travel there.i really dont think anyone should base what they do in their lives on movies.

The fact is USA has far more gun crime than other nations so u could argue that u would infact be safer if u moved abroad.

Have heard that Mexico's drugs laws are in the process of being relaxed so that could be worth looking into

[zera]

Originally Posted by grecian

texas chainsaw massacre is based on a true story aswell but im sure you wouldnt advise people to not travel there.i really dont think anyone should base what they do in their lives on movies.

The fact is USA has far more gun crime than other nations so u could argue that u would infact be safer if u moved abroad.

Have heard that Mexico's drugs laws are in the process of being relaxed so that could be worth looking into

The Mexican legislature passed a bill that would have legalized small quantities of every single drug. Vincente Fox himself wrote several years ago in a published article that this is the most logical thing to be done. George Bush threw a hissy-fit, and for some mysterious reason Fox completely reversed his position (even though when it was in the process of being passed Fox was advocating it) and vetoed it.

So as far as I know the hope of drug liberalization in Mexico is dead for now. Maybe the new guy will have the balls to stand up to the gringos. A long history of US involvement has proved that the Monroe doctrine means that if you're located south of the Rio Grande, democracy doesn't mean anything.

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thanks for that. I wasn't too sure on the current situation

[Nagognog2]

"if you aren't happy where you are, moving over there won't make you happier."

Tell that to the Jews who made it out of Hitler's Germany. Some people just see it happening quicker than others. Some end up dead for saying "It can't happen here."

[shiznat]

if it happens here then its over.America is the champion world over for upholding civil rights and protecting the down trodden.yea they keep picking away at anything thats precious but America is still the best brand going.a determined commons possessed of arms and tenatious of property is the best defence against an aspiring prince.those jews fleeing nazi germany had an ace.American troops pushing into occupied territory and kickin nazi ass saved millions of jewish people from the gas chambers.say what swiy will about this fine country but they all turn to the good old USA when the shit hits the fan.American troops are the finest in the world.Faithful,loyal,brave and kind.dont confuse kindness with weakness though.Americans are the toughest people in the world.thats why we keep dying in places like the middle east.swims biological father died in a little shit hole known as viet nam.swim never met him.theres too many redneck country boyz that like ta fight in this brave land.so if it happens here it is over!!aint gonna be no safe place.if America goes whos gonna stand in its place?dont run down the land of FREE AND THE BRAVE.how many sons of America does it take to stand up to killers like saddam?as many as it takes ta git the job done!! shiz..