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Old 31-07-2004, 03:10
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Here ismy "Shroom Hunting Story from HELL"


I went shrooming withmy friend, Dareka while back after a hard rain. There was a trench right next to the field which I happened to park next to. We gotout of the car only to see it "mudslide" right into the trench. That was by far one of the worst days of my life..lol..My advice..don't do what I did.


Anyway... I called a friend who drove the whole 100 miles in a nasty thunderstorm to bring us a tow chain so we could pull my car out. Oh, I forgot to add that his windshield wipers weren't workingthe whole way..LOL


So thankfullyhe made it safe to hickville USA andfound us. We hooked the tow chain up to both cars.We started getting frustrated after 10 failed attempts.It also didn't help that theground was slick and his old chevy caprice didn't have posi- traction. About two and a half hours later the friend I went shrooming with is tripping his balls off and I am anxious to find a way home because my senior prom was that day!The second car that passed by that day just so happened ot be a 4x4 jeep! Thank God! Ge offered to help and we finally got out of the trench.


Now, the friend who brought the tow chain to us had to park his car and leave it there in hicksville for the weekend because he couldn't afford driving through a heavy storm without windshield wipers and risking his life once again. <img border="0" src= "http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley3.gif"> I owed him big time after all that!


So all three of ushead back towards town finally! About 3 blocks from my house this asshole runs a stop sign and nearly hits me. I swirved off the rode and hit a curb so hard that my tire blew out. LOL...I gets better and better believe it or not... After about 25 minutes the spare tire is on and I finally get to my house. My friends leave so I take a shower and get ready for the prom.


I gooutside to my car because I forgot something in it lo and behold my keys are locked in it and my interior light is on. The only spare for mycar is on my mom's keychain. I get a hold of her an hour later and she says she is coming over. (At this point the pre prom crap is about an hour and a half away and I still have thingsto get. So I am extremely pressed for time.)


Elbe, the guy who helped us when we were stuck in hicksville, calls me and explains they he has his girlfriends prom that same nightand now doesn't have a ride because his car was left behind. "Elbe, It's ok, bro. You can use my car and I will drive my Dad's." So all was good..Or was it?


The interior light that was on in my car while locked drained the battery! LOLOL...It also so happens that my battery was so drained that it ruined the alternator!! LMAO!!!So that means my caris now useless and I can't ofer my friend EBE a car / -So I drive 5 miles to my girlfriends house (who by the way knew nothing of our 'incredible' shrooming escapade, or even that I was a drug user P I call Elbe on the ride there and explain to him the situation. His Parents won't let him use their car so I pick him up and give him a ride 10 miles away to his girlfriends house.


I had to give my girlfriend some lame excuse as to why I was doing all of this for Elbe and ended up hearing her shit for the whole ride. She gave me the worng directions and blamed it on me. We eventually made it to the restaurant where her "group" was eating. And we were only an hour late Boy, did I ever hear about that!


The whole prom was pretty awkward because we were on bad terms. After that long, shitty day I was looking forward to going out with friend and getting trashed after the prom. Jenna, my girlfriend at the time, tell sme she wants to hang with her frriends after. I saw, ok cool. Thinking as long a sthere is alcohol I will be ok. It turns out we go to these straight edges house who are having a "party" and everyone is invited, including the parents!So mysober asstook her home early and crashed!


Now that I look back on that it is really funny! It's such a great story to tell to people. It's better if I tell it in perosn but you get the idea. Anyone else have any shrooming experiences, good or bad?
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Old 31-07-2004, 03:14
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LOL, dont you love days like that? Good story.
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Old 31-07-2004, 03:24
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I can see your friend standing there, trippin' , looking at your car stuck in the trench and saying to you wtf.
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I can see your friend standing there, trippin' , looking at your car stuck in the trench and saying to you wtf.
Yea, it was funny watching him trip and not really caring about anything out of his own reality. lol It actually somewhat alleviated the stress I was having trying to work things out. I tripped the day after (it was actually my first time tripping) and had alot of fun.. So I guess it was all worth it butyou won't find me evergoing shrooming again

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I hope my first hunt is something horrible(yet funny and memorable)like that. After all, I feel like that story describes every one of my days alive. So if its not like yours, i'll be upset. lol..
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Man i get so pissed of when shit just keeps happening like that haha
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My friend and I were looking for some shrooms one day. We had
never tried them before, but we knew what to look for. Well, we
first went to this one small cowfield and found about 6 decent
shrooms. We then went to another bigger cowfield and found about
8 good size shrooms. Unlucky for us these scumbag rednecks came
up out of nowhere on a tracktor and we though they were just going to
talk to us so we stopped for a second to deal with the situation in a
mature, respectable manner, but these assholes thought they were hard
sh*t and needed to prove something to two innocent, harmless
teens. The one guy yanked the bag of shrooms from me(We put the
other bag in the car before hunting here) and the trackto starts
to chase us. The 2868's are yelling at us as they chase us about
beating us up, running us over, and calling the pig squad.
Luckily, our adrenaline was pumping and we outran them(My friend seemed
to be running farther behind me Than I would expect, but we still got
away) I ripped a hole in my shirt as my friend did with his
pants. This was barbed wire fence and the closest way out and
these scumbags(think Deliverance and Easy Rider) told us not to do that
to the fence and we are like WTF how else are we supposed to escape
this Nazi Outback Force of Rednecks? Walk slowly all the way to
the exit that states "Shroomers exit here"? We were running and
laughing after we hopped the fence. THe adrenaline rush was
insane. We got back to my friends car and drove off. I ate
that one bag of shrooms but I did not trip. I guess it wasn't
enough. Good thing I did not have a gun on me because ya'll do
not know how badly I wanted to kill them . I want to
hypothetically at night take wire cutters to the fence and free all the
cows. They actually called us quote goddamn mushRoom
pickers. LOL! I had sort of a hippy shirt on and I guess
that didn't help either. I have to say that it was quite fun
making fun of these c**ksuckers afterwords. I used to like
rednecks before I found at that a redneck is just an uneducated
asshole. I am not a redneck; I am a southern man. There is
a big difference. They are not nessecarily(SPELLING!) one and the
same at all.
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It's always a good idea to tell farmers that you are doing a
project for school, and wanna look for mushrooms in their cow field
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They did not even allow us to explain. They just were crazy assholes.
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Old 27-06-2005, 23:28
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I mean before you even start hunting.. There are still some crazy
assholes, that just shout at you and threaten you, but @ least then you
know to be stealth..
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Holy shit man, I had one experience like that with a redneck in a truck
but luckily there was a creek that he could not cross and my friends
and I got away without a battle. Ill definitely take this post into
consideration before going to a new field. Im guessing you went to this
field in the daytime?
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Re: REDNECKS plus shroomers=bad times

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Holy shit man, I had one experience like that with a redneck in a truck
but luckily there was a creek that he could not cross and my friends
and I got away without a battle. Ill definitely take this post into
consideration before going to a new field. Im guessing you went to this
field in the daytime?

red necks are crazzy... and if you get the right breed of rednecks... they will just shift into 4 wheel drive, and plow threw the creek... around here swim and friends do it for fun...

but anyways... swim is sorry, about your bad run in with them... they must of had a meth lab or pot growing or some sort of dealing opperation going on...

not all rednecks are bad... but swim has been shot at by some... even got shot at by ex gfs dad... who had a giant meth lab going on... sort of shitty... but ohh well... swim shot out the guys tires in retaliation....
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With all that adrenaline going around, it's about the same as getting an amped man tripping from magic mushrooms. You would need a heavy dose to get that job done. One of the best drugs, there is. Adrenaline, that is.
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Re: REDNECKS plus shroomers=bad times

why would they not be mad. swim was treapassing. Swib does not like it when unknown people are on swibs property and would chase them away. You are lucky they did not have a shot gun. They could have used it against you legaly. Next time know were you are pciking or know somepeople hate treaspasor for what ever reason and expect it to happen.
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Re: REDNECKS plus shroomers=bad times

SWIM had a similar adventure 10 years ago in a pasture of the parisian suburbs know for its semilanceatas....Owner of the field shows up, to find two young guys in his empty field. SWIM had thought of a camouflage : a ( large reflex Canon model, this was some time ago) camera.
"what are you doing here" says the obviously annoyed field owner.
SWIM, miraculously inspired, blabbers out : "we're doing this field work for university, we're working on a subject called happiness is in the field ( le bonheur est dans le pré, those whoe know a little french will catch the sing-song reference), just taking a few pictures, nothing else"
"ah...ok then...next time ask for permission will you, this is private property"
"er, of course sir, we'll only be a few minutes, no harm done, thanks, thank you very very much"
man leaves. swim and his buddie are flabbergassed, bursting with laughter, the friend even mentions buying the owner a good bottle of wine...anyway, out comes the plastic bag, and it was a very fruitful afternoon...

too bad this place became a little too famous and started attracting the gendarmerie... psilocybes are illegal in France, illegal. Even in their natural habitat, you can watch, but not touch. Touch, pick, and it's a crime, no drying issues... aah...

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Re: REDNECKS plus shroomers=bad times

SWIM guesses that rednecks are the same all over. On one of SWIM's shrooming expeditions SWIM and some of his friends were chased by a farmer and had a shotgun pointed at them while the farmer called the cops. SWIM and his friends decided that the farmer wouldn't really shoot and so decided to take the chance and run as opposed to talking to the coppers. Lucky for SWIM that the farmer wasn't serious about shooting. SWIM learned to be careful shrooming and try to find pastures that are very far from any houses or buildings.
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first of the season

(just a story, a work of fiction)

Was out driving the Corvette threw the back roads of east Texas, miles from home sporting a huge smile while traveling around deserted back roads somewhere outside Ore City with my HUD showing 95mph.

I came across a large field that I use to hunt at when I was 16. I wasn't really looking to do anything but enjoy the drive and sunny day but my mind quickly turned to thoughts of, "I wonder what sort of mycology can be found here these days?"

After pulling over and hopping a fence I followed a stream bank looking for anything interesting. I was very dissapointed to see that my old stomping ground had become a dump for beer cans, old 80's rusted American cars and foam food trays. I left the low lying area into a shaded are where cows had been spending their days. There were several Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms beyond worth picking as they were covered with decay. Then I came across a group of four fresh Cubensis mushrooms that were rather large. I picked them and took off as I had been around this place to long. Seems mushroom season is in full swing.
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Sounds awesome, SWIm and his friend went hunting 2 weeks ago and couldnt find any. and it rained 2 days before we went..
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Mazatopic somewhere near Ore City, Texas

It had been a rainy week as Spring usually is in the sub-tropics of east Texas. A heavy morning fog blanketed the rolling hills of pines and farms.

"This is the spot."

Joe Blow got out of the truck and threw away his smoke, "It's that field there, along the stream."

I looked around, not a house in sight, just a dirt road to a thicket of bushes 300 yards away. The humidity was so thick I probably could have swam to the field.

After jumping a fence and walked under the canopy of Texas big cone pines. I saw that today contained one of those mushroom hunting trips you think back on and tell stories about. The one time dumping ground for some cattle lay there in the shade, infested with Mazatapec PS.Cub's. They even sprang from the ground feet away from the cow pats. There were literally hundreds of turds and all were a mycophiles dream come true.

Like two kids in a candy store left unattended, we loaded up our backpacks and in ten minutes we were again just two more Texans in a truck.

Even outside a ghost town like Ore City, you can find enlightenment..

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