Cooking Breakthrough! - HP Brown Sauce

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SWIM had never been a fan of eating bud, mainly because SWIM always arsed it up. Being the amateur he once was, he conducted no research whatsoever and packed a bout a bowl in between 2 chocolate biscuits, ate it, and got nothing from it.

This was a few months ago, and since them SWIM has had a life-chaning revalation or four (thanks in part, to george harrison).

Here's SWIM's brand new weed-eating method:

Take one slice of toast, butter it, cover it in cheese, and place under a grill till the cheese starts to melt.

Sprinkle over 1-1.2 grams of finely ground bud, and slices of onion, if you so wish.

Grill some more, and melt more cheese over the top.

Spread HP brown sauce over the top and cut into 4 squares.

SWIM is not claiming this is genuinely excellent, he is simply claiming that it is the easiest way to get that psychedelic, hallucinogenic body-high from eating bud.

It's the simplest way to make sure you can taste as little of the dope as possible, without putting in too much effort, because you're a lazy stoner, because as we all know: skunk does not taste nice!