you know your a junkie when you've been so broke only one of you can pay to dose, so you gotta hold some of your dose in your mouth and race to the car to spit some in your boyfriends mouth.
you know your a junkie when you woke up by someone banging on the door and you look down to realize your still on the toilet with a needle in your arm and its still half full of dope. And all of a sudden you become deaf and only focus on you and old faithful.
you know your a junkie when you call your vein "old faithful"
you know your a junkie when you take the time to unstrap hangers, attach em together in a long hook just to snatch up your mom's purse to get some cash so you wont step on that one loud spot in her room and wake her up.
you know your a junkie when you spill your take home bottle on the bathroom floor... and you don't hesitate to get on all four and suck it up like your favorite beverage.
you know your a junkie when you've lost so much weight you no longer have titties, all that's left are nipples.
you know your a junkie when you find out your pregnant and the first thing that comes to your mind is "I'm going to be able to dose for free for the next nine months and aint shit they can do about it!" (a little fucked up... i know, but hey.....
you know your a junkie when you hit up the store, grab a diaper bag and stuff it with video
games and throw it over the lawn and garden fence, go outside pick it up and walk back into the store acting like a saint to return em for a gift card, and then trade it for some packs.
you know your a junkie if you've drove around with a bottle of someone else's piss up on the dashboard vent with the heat on blast just to get that script from the doctor.
you know your a junkie if your dealer fucks with you so much they'll hit you up to babysit.
you know your a junkie if you went to a relatives funeral and noticed the gold chain on their neck and all you can think is.. fuck i can get over a G for that....
you know your a junkie cause you really did get over a G for that necklace that you just stole, and your tore the fuck up!
alright, that's prolly enough for right now, but i love this forum i have been laughin my ass off for the past 30 minutes reading all these.