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Old 29-12-2012, 07:28
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Passing a Drug Test via Catheterization

Hello,
I am new to the forums. I apologize if I am posting this thread in the incorrect forum. I am in desperate need of assistance and information from knowledgeable people on this issue. I am in Drug Court, and I have court on the morning of the 3rd of January(as of this writing it has just passed the stroke of midnight into the 29th of December). I will be drug tested whilst at court. If I fail my urine analysis for anything, I go to jail, or worse -- New York's famous "let's send the addicts to inpatient rehabiliation" which causes a chain reaction of Detox -> 28-day Inpatient -> Bed-to-Bed 6-8 month inpatient -> Halfway House -> 1 year "sober living community". Here in New York Drug Court is famous for this, taking a person and keeping them locked up indefinitely without calling it incarceration. None of it is time served, and if you fuck up, you end up doing your time all over again anyways, but in jail/prison.

Anyhow, I'll get to the point.
DOC: Heroin(MOA is smoking mainly, some snorting, which is why I have to consume large amounts of high potency heroin to achieve the same effect of that of an IV user, I consume a bundle a day on average)
Xanax (I have just taken a large amount, I'd say around 15 mg's in the past 48 hours, Alprazolam is a bitch for obvious reasons when it comes to drug tests)
Last Use: Just now(12:30 at night - 1am) Saturday December 29th, 2012
Drug Test: Sometime in the morning of January 3rd, 2013

I have purchased a 14F plastic urethral catheter and obtained a 30cc syringe. I put bacteriostatic lubrication on the end of the catheter, inserted it, filled my bladder up with 1.5 cups of pink flavored water(to differentiate between my own urine and the substitute) and was able to retain it and pee it straight back into a cup no problem(inserting a catheter isn't as unpleasant as one may think).

Now, my question to you all is the following: If I were to stay clean off all drugs until the court date(five days of abstinence) while flushing with water, should I be able to pass even without the help of using the catheter? I'm 23 years old, 5"7.5, 160lbs, 8% bodyfat). Personal experience has shown me that it can take up to eight days for me to pass a drug test for opioids. However, I have taken a lot of xanax, which is also not allowed by the judge, but could be argued by my attorney since I was prescribed it at one point in time. Nevertheless, I don't want to risk it, so I'm going to fill my bladder with 500cc's of clean urine from one of my sober friends(all whilst taking antibiotics of course, to prevent and treat any potential UTI's) prior to going to court.

Could anyone with knowledge and experience make an educated guess as to how long I'm able to go without my kidneys contaminating the clean urine in my bladder to a point where I'll fail the drug test? Any way to extend that amount of time? Is abstaining necessary prior to the test if I'm just substituting all the urine in my bladder(most likely is)?

Please guys, I need some thinkers on this! I could really use the help, I know there are a lot of educated and knowledgeable people on here, I can't afford to fail this drug test or it's over for me. Thank you *so* much.
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Old 29-12-2012, 07:39
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Re: Passing a Drug Test via Catheterization

this has bad news written all over it, using a catheter to inject someone elses urine into your own bladder could cause a lot of bad health complications, and additionally if there is "unclean" urine in your bladder it would mix and you still could show a positive.

what kind of drug test, are you watched closely? i would suggest buying a "wizzinator" type thing. its a fake dick that me and many of my friends have used for supervised drug tests.

honestly the catheter idea is a really strange and extreme idea, it could lead to a lot of complications from infection or otherwise. do not do it, id take the time over that personally, but you can get a wizzinator so doing to time or catheter is not necessary at all.
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Old 29-12-2012, 17:52
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Re: Passing a Drug Test via Catheterization

Obviously I am being watched by deputies, or else I would've used another method of diversion. I'm very resourceful, I've created my own wizzinators in the past, including a condom full or urine inside my ass with small translucent tubing coming out the front. The judge knows not only my history(I got caught once on probation), but if you're caught with a wizzinator you're screwed--you're immediately charged with a crime. Don't ask me on what grounds, but it certainly happens, and the judge would be furious. I'd be better off just being positive. However at this juncture that is not an option. I have a series of antibiotics I'll be taking to help prevent any UTI's and will continue to use them weeks after. I understand there are health risks, but these health risks that are bacterial in nature are well worth the risk.
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Re: Passing a Drug Test via Catheterization

I can't imagine that this would work unless its not going all the way into the bladder, urine is always being made and stored in the bladder so when you inject the 'clean' urine it will still mix with yours. I don't know how precise the drug test is but it will likely have some of your urine in the test.
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Old 02-01-2013, 14:00
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Re: Passing a Drug Test via Catheterization

This method has been used in the past by athletes trying to beat drug screens and it almost never works, for many of the reasons mentioned here-namely, that there is no sure way (other than ultrasound) to know if your bladder has fully emptied. This will, as mentioned earlier, lead to a mixing of contaminated and "uncontaminated" urine, and defeat the original purpose. In addition, if the donor has any diseases which can be transmitted via bodily fluids, guess what? They have just shared that with you, too. All of this is in addition to the more "normal" complications one could expect from such a transferal, such as a UTI, etc.

This is just a thought but, given your current situation, maybe you could consider actually stopping the use of drugs completely until such time as you are free to do so without supervision from a state or federal agency. I realize that this is difficult, especially for an addict, but so is trying to find your fix in prison.
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Re: Passing a Drug Test via Catheterization

Just checking in to see how that court date went? I've been hoping that you came through all right. Please give us an update if possible.

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