Experiences - Funny Mushroom Trip Reports

[allen]

tell your funniest trip on shrooms or acid

[allen]

well me and my friend where in a cow pastor at 2:00 a.m. in the morning. looking for shrooms and we picked a lot of them well when we got back to my house we took about 50 of them. well an hour later it started kicking in. I started seeing my friends head grow bigger and wider. well we were watching spong bob on nick and that is the crazest cartoon i have ever saw i was in the cartoon and playing with spong bob. well my friend was play video games and he did not stop untill he beat it it was so crazy. we laughfed for hours. then we decided do go out side an go shopping at the mall every body looked so f*&king crazy. and i started looking at all the colors and they started going into my are and what ever i touched it turned in to that color and the wall where breating and talking it was so crazy. then i passed out on my sofa. and when i woke up it all felt like a dream.

[benny]

i went to my local park after work, picked some shrooms and eat then within a shot space of time, i later went home where i soiled my pants and wacthed tv all night

[exabuser]

watch the yellow bubmarineby the beatles on acid its the only way to understand it properly, the blue meanies, wow

[jmoney]

I remember one time I shroomed with my buddie and we were outside looking around and he started twitching and that kinda started to freak me out. THen i looked at the tree and it grew this huge afro and started talking to us. Then i went inside where i started playing super mario bros. 1 on regular nintendo which was awesome! the little mushroom doods kept coming out of the screen and i thought my controller was melting. Then i watched some crazy ass Cartoon. I forgot the name of it but it was kinda insane tripped me out pretty bad. After that we got out the black lights and played frizbee with a glow in the dark frizbee while listening to trance music. It was pretty fun. I havnt had any real bad experences with shroomz... mmmm shroomz *droolz*

[pancho]

it's wasn't on shroom or acid but 2c-i at 140mg with my two friend who took 130mg and the other had 80mg. Someone was driving i dont remember but a car pulled up next to us and there was a car infront of them. well we all thought those too cars hit each other and then we thought we were in the cars and we pulled over and were freaking out about the situation until we called a friend and he came by and showed us everything was alright. you woulda had to be there for it to be real funny

[FrankenChrist]

This is from some some people I used to know:



-Dude, don't look at him, but...

-Why what's wrong?

-His head is gone.



-Hey my room is full of oranges! Hahahaa!

[P!MPJU!C3]

something simaler happend 2 a first time user. Stupid Wannebe gangstah thought he was cool till he ate these shroomz.



()Walks 2 the garbagecan

- He wants me 2 feed him my fries.

* I tell him that he should then.

- But he will bite me!

* I tell him that he shouldnt worry because garbagecans

* dont bite on a reguler basis.

- I'm going to kill you you fucking garbagecan!!!

()starts looking for a stick.

- Geez the tree is talking. Hes telling me 2 leave the

- sticks alone.

- fuck you fucking tree!!!

() Starts hitting the tree with a stick. Walks over 2 the () garbagecan and starts hitting it with a stick. Falls on the ground.

-Fuck i feel like James Bond, shaken not stirred.



It may not sound that funny, you shoulda seen this dork @ it!

[lavender]

it was my first time i took acid. i was at my boyfriends house(now my husband) and i had taken a stamp. it took awhile to kick in but when it did.. ooohhh boy i was in for it. we went outside on his patio to smoke a bowland it was like 3 in the morning i kept on hearing this rooster crowing over and over a agin and i looked across the street and the rooster was on the corner on the block, then i look away for a min and i look back and the rooster is in the middle of the street, i asked my boy friend if he saw it and he said no, i was like yopu dont see thatfucking chiken looking thingright ther in the road and he said nah, i looked back over and the fuking rooster was now on our side of the sidewalk looking at me fucking doing whatever it is they do that crowing sound cockaddoodle do cockadoodle do cockadoodle do. at this point i was screaming in jibberish at my boyfriend look hes right there its on the sidewalk its riight there you still dont see it?? hes like your tripping!!! just chill theres nothing there. by this point the fucking rooster is sitting right on ttop of the fence still crowing at the top of his lungs cockadoodle do cockadoodle do cockadoodle do and i walk up to the fence where the rooster is and you know what happened???








it was a fucking wooden bird decoration on the front yard!!!!!

[budda]

i had my brother drive me to my buddies for his bday paty and i already drank a 15 of beer.the my buddy and i drank a 26 of whiskey.i was pretty loaded.my buddy pulledout an ounce of mush. the bag came to me and i thought i should just have a little bit.... then i saw a bag ofshrooms in my hand and thought i should just have a little bit.this went on till someone down the line said " that aint a bag of chips you know."i replied "oh...im just goin to have a little bit,i'm pretty wasted."


the next thing you know we are around a bonfire in the back yard.i went to say something to my brother.i knew what i wanted to say but all that would come out is" blah ah ahha ahah haha."


i thought about what i was tryin to say but when i tried talkin i couldnt speak. after much frustration my bro laughed at me and told my friends what was happening to me...after that the party wasnt much fun.... very frustrating.

[Antidote]

Well,I have a funny quote from a recent mushroom trip...

"I think babies don't have memories because they're on bad mushroom trips."

I have no idea what I was getting at.

[exabuser]

i once felt like i was going back and forward in time

[WEEDSTER]

I was chilling with two friends of mine and they had planed on doing shrooms. i wasnt sure if iwas gunna do them or not because i might have been hanging with a chick later that night. The chick called me and told me it was a no go so i pounded an 8th of shrooms as fast as i could fit em in my mouth. an hour went by and i was in full trip mode, me and my friends were just walking around his room laughing and talking about all the shit that was moving. We even set up black lights to make it funner. Lucky me, the chick "who was now drunk" came to this kids house looking for sex. I was completly out of it and i had never had visuals so strong. Everytime she touched me i would feel it on the other side of my body, it freaked the shit out of me. After running from her for a good half hour she finaly left, leaving me with a punch to the face that i laughed at cuz yet again i felt it on the other side of my face. During this time i lost track of my friends so for some dumb reason i decided that they were deff outside so i went lookin. i took my skateboard and started pounding down the road. Once i started goin i coudlnt stop i was loving. My visials were still very strong and since it was on a hill all i had to do was sit back and watch the bending trees and curving lines go by me IT WAS AWSOME. in some very fucked up way i found my friends, they had done the same thing i did skateboards and all. we skated to a neerby post office and started ripping it up. after about falling 1000 times we all noticed a big sign "that was very fucked up at the time" that said "Gov porperty no truspassing". After stairing at its wonderful colors for awhile we decided to head back. it was about 1am and for some reason there were a ton of cars. we ended up making it back after talking to 2 people who stoped to ask if we were alright "one of the people being my friends older sister". We got back to his house still tripping! and we went back to laughing till i remembered what happened to me and that chick. i couldnt control any of my emotions and i almost started to cry. i called her back but when i was talking to her, her voice was in no way the smae and at point would sluuur for long periods of time, so i hung up, ate some food and passed out.


that was the last time i did shrooms

[Bodhisattva500]

I just recently went to see modest mouse in chicago and we decided to go to the shedd aquarium the next day and trip. Before we got in the building i ate about 2.5 grams of cubensis. My brother at 20mg of 2ct2. We realized it was 23 bucks to get in so 1 at a time we snuck behind the where you pay and got in for free. The highlights of the night was this awesome sea anemone that looked like strings underwater but when the current would hit it it would move interestingly and look like fire. The octopus was hilarious, my friend said it looked like a giant nutsack, which it did. The funniest partwas the alaskan king crab. He was standing in the corner away from all the other fish and he had these long two front claws that he was rubbing together. He also had little feelers on his face that looked like a moustache.My bro said he looked like a evil villain plotting some plan like Mr. burns from the simpsons or something. It was so true and funny!

Me and my friend decided to trip acid in this park that overlooks the water. About an hour an half or so after we dropped a mass of asian people came to the park and started having a wedding; me and my friend had to assure each other that this was really happening. They were all down by the water and we decided to walk right into the middle of the crowd and stand by the water (im not really sure why). Then we started talking about them when we were right in the middle of them (again im not really sure why. "This is a really weird place to have a wedding", "Why are there so many asian people", "these guys are weird" are some of the things we said. They all started staring at us and eventually we decided to leave the park. As we were walking down the street I looked inside this car and saw two old people making out, i dont know if i was hallucinating but my friend said he saw it to.

[xtcqueen]

three words.


humpty fucking dumpty.

[cyberfunk]

I ate some shrroms one day at home because i was bored. They started to kick in after about 20 min and i just got the biggest smile on my face. I walked down stairs and saw my brother at the kitchen table and i just started laughing my ass off. He asked me why i was laughing and i just said it was nothing and went into my room as quick as i could so he wouldn't notice. Then i decided i wanted some food so i took a drive to the corner store and let me tell you what, drivinbg on shrooms is not recomended! It was the craziest thing ever and the most irrisponsible. i'm never doing that again. I couldn't control my feet and hands and it was so hard to keep in my lane. but in the end i made it there and back. The after about 3 hours i thought it was wearing off so i decided to toke. The truth was it wasn't wearing off and the weed made the trip so much more intense. I then decided to take a shower and got lost(in the shower) and couldn't find my way out. I looked out of the shower curtains and the walls which were dark purple started turning blue and i kept thinking there has to be another way out so i spun in circles for about 20 minutes trying to find another way out(never did). Then i finally came to realize what was happeneing and left. Then i sat in my room with my cat and chilled untill it was over. It was nuts.

[pacamohu]

This one time my brother and I took a bunch or shrooms and went to the
beach. It probably wasnt the best idea because it was the first time my
brother had ever taken shrooms. He spent half the time with his head
down freaking out and i just watched the seagulls flying all over. After a
while we got hungry and got some food then sat on a bench. A bunch of
girls just walked over by us for some reason and we wanted no part of
them so we just turned our backs and started cracking up. They thought
we were really stoned and were talking either to us or about us which just
made us laugh more. Then we went back to our towels and sat down and
i threw a chip at the seaguls and like sixty or them came and swooped
down for it. We thought they were attacking us and my brother got really
pissed off at me for being so stupid. I thought it was hilarious.

[serotonin]

i won't go into details, but i was on a 5 gram, heavy potency, shroom trip. i definatly talked in a robot voice(something i actually can't do ) for about half the time. and i also definatly stuck my hand through several electrical appliances. in the end it all worked out though. magic really.

[De_Foles]

Try watching "The Dark Crystal" on good shrooms, craziest thing ive
seen in my life. Also i thought that stop signs were a uprising
regime that were going to take over the world, so every chance i got i
blew stop signs to defy them, seemed like a good idea at them time

[r3nz0re]

This was about 3 or so weeks before the end of my first simester at my first year at Uni with some friends who I'd never seen before I went there. Great bunch of people, pleaseure to get high with.


So, anyway, we started off by only having a few of the stalks (dried) which don't give you the halicionagenic trip, but they sorta gave you an up and down affect which seemed to go on all night for most people. However, with me... I seemed to be stuck up there for most of the night which was cool.


It was rather amusing, we all sat round the kitchen table in their flat and kept munching on them one after another... I laughed in a high pitched kinda laugh all night at just about everything that was said, I was crying with laughter, so it was pretty cool.


My friend who was giving us the mushies was explaining to us how the cylocubin uses up the cubin in the human body (or something like that) and when you run out of cubin, you come down. Well, that was quite what me and the guy next to me herd, I swear, the word we herd was actually "Glubin" - absolutily hilarious word. But yeh, we ended up talking about Glubin all night long - "We need more glubin! Must find some more! I wonder if we can purchase it?" -- At this point, I, for some reason came out with - "I know, lets take a trip to the 24 hour Glubin dispenser!" -- Which I got the idea from the 24 hour cash dispenser at the super market... So, eventually it became a fact that there was actually a 24 hour glubin(and shiny thing)depsenser readily available at our supermarket.


At that point we didnt investigate this matter further, but instead, we went to the park... Man, I'm tellin ya, the park when you're high is SOOOOOOOOO much fun, but dont fall over on the rides cuz it makes them seem evil. Swings are also fun. Then there was only me and my friend left, and we found a slide thing, which wasnt a slide, but we decided it was a dinosaur dick (why??) - oh well... Then we came back, came down, and i went to bed.


That was fun... But I'm wishing i had the visuals aswell. Oh wel.

[toker7777777]

boiled 600 mushrooms me and me mate made tea with it took acid for ages but we must have picked bad ones as well as we came out of the fields my eyes start to roll my head starts to roll my whole body starts to wriggle then i collaspe unconcious come round my mates running away i cant stop barfing then collasping i reall thought this was it my mate on about ambulance old people coming out of a community building me hanging on to a lampost then i truely accepted i was gonna die i believed this 100 percent so as i excepted that i was gonna kick it a really warm nice feeling came upon me all through my body then i stood up and i was ok . lol near death experience of a mushie head

[UberNoob]

shrooms made a mess of me... the 1st time i had them and the 1st time i knew of any1 in my local area having them. my tw*t of a brother bought me a big bag home from when he returned from uni. i had picked them b4 but they had no effect, so i decided to munch the whole bag down with a pot noodle.i strolled round a mates and b4 i knew it the walls were pumping like a speaker with a flash in the middle of brilliant white light, the computer screen was spiralling, each letter and item on the screen doing its own little jig in every different direction possible. my friends walls which are normally blue constantly changed colour and the room seemed to take a new shape every time i blinked. toilet time, the stairs seemed to have a huge drop but i managed to negotiate them somehow. i proceeded to take a leek then the floor started rippling like the water in the pan, this was the best feeling i had all night, i could walk on water!! outside had taken a nice orange tinge all over. my friend appeared from round the corner then started to melt from the neck down while his head started to bulge like the elephant mannot a nice sight! after this all my worst thoughts came together in my head, 'death mode' as i called it was upon me. the fear others call it but whatever its called its still the same bad-news no-win scenario. i ended up covered in a quilt hiding under my friends bedsheets through fear of everything. at one point i couldnt close my eyelids to blank out what i was seeing, they just would not shut for me. 3 hours i lay there with the maddest of thoughts going through my head. a hundred thousand questions and not a single answer. voices familiar and unfamiliar.


i will never take shrooms EVER again and would not wish what happened to me upon any1 (bar tony blair- i hate that guy)

[Highper UK]

Jus share sum of the funny shit that happend when SWIMs been on mushrooms.

Swim once walked past a mirror n caught a glimpes of Swim. Swim was waring a huge mexican hat that was hung on the wall, a flashing gumshilde, n in swims hand was a Colins Oxford English French Dictionary that swim found.

Funny as at the time but i wanna hear some other stories..

[MizzWhizz]

this swim has only had mushrooms a few time, but once swim orgasmed spontaniously on mushrooms in a crowdy bar..and was noticed!