Overdose - Wow! A big hit of Crack...and overdose potential ?

[klaatu]

Swim and I had an interesting discussion recently.

Swim, occasionally smokes Crack. But as he's a solo-smoker often he's in his den/computer-room at home. So naturally he'll be browsing this forum at the time.

Swim, sometimes doesn't smoke crack for weeks. Then, when he does, he often tries to make sure the first hit of the pipe is with a decent man-sized amount of crack on his pipe. This usually gives him a "Wow!" moment

Swim is a pretty fit guy, but has a family history of heart problems, so naturally enough thinks it's possible that one of these "Wow!" moment could herald his imminent demise (i.e. it will be his one-way ticket out of here) He often wonders if the last thing he ever did on this planet would be to type something like "Wow! A big hit..." as the start of a post on this forum. I don't think it is really the way he wants to go, but it's a possibility I guess.

So, my question is - if you realised that you just took your last ever hit and it was in the process of killing you, what would you do in your last 60 seconds (phoning the Emergency Services does NOT count as an answer worth posting here thank you)

Klaatu

[788.4]

I would inject myself intravenously with a short-acting barbiturate or diazepam. I would then connect myself to an artificial respirator, but if one was not available I would have someone administer rescue breathing.

[klaatu]

Originally Posted by 788.4

I would inject myself intravenously with a short-acting barbiturate or diazepam. I would then connect myself to an artificial respirator, but if one was not available I would have someone administer rescue breathing.

All in sixty seconds? Wow!

Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound too?

In reality I think I'd possibly just about have time to ring my Mum and say "Sorry" whilst crying..... A bit pathetic but probably nearest the truth

Klaatu

[IHrtHalucingens]

SWIM would try to smoke some pot one last time, or w/e substance he had so as to be as high as possible for his last few seconds. Then he'd die with a blunt/J/bowl in his lips, his dick in his hand, and his other thumb up his ass. SWIM and his friends have often talked about this and thats how we are all going to go out if the situation arises.

[klaatu]

Originally Posted by IHrtHalucingens

his dick in his hand, and his other thumb up his ass

LoLoL

Originally Posted by IHrtHalucingens

. SWIM and his friends have often talked about this and thats how we are all going to go out if the situation arises.

I guess for those of us old enough to remember it; that was a fairly common conversation in the days when we were all faced with possible nuclear obliteration... "So what would you do when the warning sirens sounds?"

I suppose the art of conversation has died a little since we lost the prospect of instant obliteration

Klaatu

[KorSare]

60 seconds eh?

I'd steal a bunch of exotic cars...

Realisticly (and hypothetically), if I had a minute before death, I would also probably phone my parents. It would be one hell of a confession and one hell of a goodbye.

Great, now I'm depressed. Time to break out the prozak.

Kidding of course.

Or am I.

[Forthesevenlakes]

swim would immediately have someone arrange for the coroner to determine the street value of swim's bloodstream and liver, maybe auction off the liver and give the proceeds to charity.

[Ant-Man]

SWIM would call at least one of his buddy's, explain the situation, unlock the front door and demand that they get here quick to pick up the remainder before the "Authorities" could confiscate it and it would be lost!!!! His friends would truly appreciate NOT loosing such quality product......

[Danc9552003]

Originally Posted by klaatu

Swim and I had an interesting discussion recently.

Swim, occasionally smokes Crack. But as he's a solo-smoker often he's in his den/computer-room at home. So naturally he'll be browsing this forum at the time.

Klaatu

Lol, SWIM does the same shit. Nobody knows, and everybody would freak out if they did But anyways, to answer the question... IF i did drugs and had 60 seconds to live before my heart exploded, I'd just sit there really pissed off that I did this to myself, and probably be so freaked out my heart rate would go up and kill me at just 30 seconds

[Woodman]

Sorry to bust your bubble, but emergency services DO count!

Let's face it, if you know that you have only 60 seconds left to live, and you don't devote every second of that time to contacting EMS and/or arrange to have someone perform CPR on you until they arrive, then you're fucking idiot!

[AceOvArts]

I think if you were in your den and knew that it was your last hit I guess opening up your porn stash and beating off till orgasm would do it. Although on coke I doubt you could hit the mark before 60 seconds. Would be the way to go though.
Oh man,I just thought of what an aweful scene that would leave behind to the person finding you in that situation, dead, with a crack pipe in one hand, porn on the screen and your dickola in the other.
Oh well, you only live once I guess

[spektor]

Swim used to do crack ages ago never forget the wow hit. And the ringing of the ears. Well last 60 sec? pray to God forgive me and cry

[Ant-Man]

SWIM knows this is kinda off the topic for this thread, but the Title Fits Perfectly.
With the amount of time SWIM spends on this forum there have been countless times that he wanted to set off a light show, ring a buzzer, pull a rope that rings a bell just to share his shear elation and mind blowing euphoric blast that is this forum. I'm not looking to do whats going on with other threads regarding DF.uk inspiring points.........I'm looking to share my encompassing bliss which befalls me while perusing through the almost countless threads and posts.

You know, kinda like....Sweet Mother Mercy my Toes touched my ankles and I've DOUBLE HINGED my BACK ---- YEHA COWBOY!!!!!
What do ya think????.......................

[klaatu]

Ant-man, yes I know what you mean!

I suggest you try to be a good forum member and attain gold level - then you can go and play in the Chat forums. It's the sort of place that, if you was talking to a friend at the same time and he was taking drugs, getting high and having a whale of a time then you can share his/her feelngs like that in there.

Klaatu

(did I say "was"??)

[raven3davis]

If SWIM realized that he was about to die from a crack overdose, he would grab his DMT pipe and take a huge rip so he could go out with even more of a BANG! Hopefully, he had also been on a few hundred micrograms of lsd while he took that hit of crack, because that right thurr would be da best way to go out. Crack alone would be pretty depressing.

[quili]

Really, I would probably attempt to write a letter of some sort to address all the people I care about... as quickly as possible, of course... Sentimental, yes, but true. I don't think I would call my parents or friends because I don't think I'd want them to experience me dying on the phone- they would probably feel really helpless and that's a terrible feeling- not that they wouldn't feel it anyway after I was dead I guess. (I find it amusing that I used to think I was going to die all the time so I would periodically write letters to all the individual people in my life to tell them everything I appreciated about them or something sappy like that.)

[gargravarr]

I've always wanted my death to be as confusing and messy as possible. If I only had 60 seconds, I would run as far away from my house as possible and jump through the first biggest glass window I could find. Naked. ON FIRE. WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND AND MY THUMB UP MY ASS!

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absolutely fucking hilarious

[Alfa]

Originally Posted by gargravarr

I've always wanted my death to be as confusing and messy as possible. If I only had 60 seconds, I would run as far away from my house as possible and jump through the first biggest glass window I could find. Naked. ON FIRE. WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND AND MY THUMB UP MY ASS!

Preferable on the High street at rush hour, I assume.

[IHrtHalucingens]

Haha good addition gargravarr, if i had the choice i've always wanted my death to be very messy as well. if your gunna go out you might as well go out with a bang. Shit ill take my 15 mins of fame even after my death.

[klaatu]

I'm not sure whether to be happy or worried that "dick up my ass, thumb in my hand" is an emerging theme in this topic.......

Klaatu

[IHrtHalucingens]

Originally Posted by klaatu

I'm not sure whether to be happy or worried that "dick up my ass, thumb in my hand" is an emerging theme in this topic.......

Klaatu

Haha I'll stick with my thumb up my ass, and my dick in my hand!

But to each their own.

[INodHardOhYeah]

If SWIM knew SWIM only had 60 seconds, what would he do? Shit, load up a full cc of cola in one shot and full cc of heron in the other and then, left arm right arm, bang bang, BlaOw!!

[idr0p]

jump out the window... while feeling like a celeberity

[Fight Club]

I would pray for forgiveness for my selfishness and stupidity. I would also pray that my wife, parents, and loved ones would come to understand that they were in no way responsible for my untimely death, and could not have done anything to stop it.

FC