Social - Never Have Guessed: Most Unlikely Cocaine Users?

[Bladerunner]

Ok Guys n' Gals,

Just for a bit of fun who's the least likely person you've ever met who you know or has told you they've indulged in doing coke? SWIM pointed out someone to SWIM once that that they've done a bit and she's a gran in her fifties! From the celebrity side those from the UK will remember cuddly old Frank Bough getting caught. Now we know how he appeared so awake when presenting Breakfast TV in the mornings.......!

Can anyone else better that?

[klaatu]

Swim and I discussed this and the answer was unanimous.

The person we know who is LEAST likely to be suspected by people he knows of doing Coke would be... Swim!

I can honestly vouch for the fact that absolutely everyone Swim knows would just be flabbergasted to know he had ever had any Coke.

But if you were talking about just celebs then we think it would surprise lots of people if it turned out that Santa Claus had done Coke. Even though he obviously gives Prancer, Dancer, etc a huge amount of amphetamines so they can do all the deliveries at Christmas. (We also think the advertising link with Coca-cola is just a smoke-screen to stop people guessing)



Klaatu

[Ant-Man]

SWIM was playing in a golf outing supporting a childrens cause with a large amount of people who were very "visible" and respected by people in a multiple state region. They arrived at a hole which had become backed up with golfers, so while waiting to tee off 15 or so of them gathered together around a cart. SWIM joined them and low and behold they were passing around bullets!!! There were more than one and less than 10 of these individuals which held top public office positions along with CEO's and Senior VP's of very large corporations!! I had know these people for years and had not the first clue they partook......I was so shocked (and pleased) you could have knocked me over with a feather.

[N0ly]

goes to show that everyone has habits. Well the most amazing one id have to say is when my old high school principal got busted at school. and was taken out in handcuffs. that and when i found out he sold it to kids. what a duche

[Bladerunner]

Originally Posted by N0ly

goes to show that everyone has habits. Well the most amazing one id have to say is when my old high school principal got busted at school. and was taken out in handcuffs. that and when i found out he sold it to kids. what a duche

EeK! Can't imagine any of my teachers when I went to school had done coke though I guess there are some teachers around who either have habits or indulged once before. It was bad enough getting lectures from teachers about smoking tobacco knowing they were smokers themselves!

[IHrtHalucingens]

When in highschool SWIM endulged in a few different substances with his Ap psychology teacher. The two got along very well and smoked marijuana, did coke, drank alcohol, rolled on ecstacy together. Then his wife had her baby and he quit all drugs. Too bad SWIM had fun getting high with him, he was one of the smartest funniest people SWIM has ever met.

[Bladerunner]

Yesterday SWIM got talking to a female friend and the subject of Peruvian Marching Powder came up in which she explained she had once indulged with her boss. Has anyone else had a similar experience or knows someone who has......?

[Bladerunner]

Has anyone here accidentally caught someone they knew indulging doing this???

[Each Hit]

swim once walked into the bathroom at work to the sound of his store manager eagerly insufflating two lines of cocaine. swim proceeded to piss, wash his hands, and leave as if nothing unusual had happened. from that day forward, swim was either high, drunk, or yayed up when at work (or some combination of the three), and none of the managers said a thing. it's fun to know things you arent supposed to

[Nagognog2]

At his HIGH school back yonder in the 70's, Bongo's math teacher was the phys. ed instructor. Which we all dutifully attended - only because of state law to maintain the school's accreditation.

Phys. Ed: The class drove the school van to the liquor store and bought a case or two of beer - arguing over which brand. The teacher went in and bought it. Then all went to the baseball field in town. Dropped acid. Lit joints. Drank beer. Pretended to throw the ball around. When no one could see the ball anymore - drove back to school. Woke up the teacher.

The school-sponsored house parties were much more fun. Can't use cocaine too well outdoors. The gym classes were considered terribly dull. The parties wound up with everyone crashed out on couches, chairs, floors, sidewalks...jail once in awhile...

Reputation Comments on this post:

	Sounds like great fun!
	Happy school memories :-)

[JamesJuggla]

SWIM's former pediatric dr. was recently arrested for cocaine possession... Makes SWIM wonder... Ha.