Whats the nastiest bunk youve ever been sold?

[radagast]

im only asking because about 15 years ago swim was sold some plasticine by a rasta in a yellow mini the reg No was............................if you see him....
but seriously, he took it in his stride when he remembered a few years earlier when he himself had been approached by someone he semi knew a meeting was arranged and the "friend" was sold some rabbit food pellets, and warned to be careful as it was a fresh batch!

he even returned for more!

also swim used to know a "friend" who would cut his coke with prozac or anything else that came to hand
horrible
so tell me whats your worst experience?

please rate as i dont post much im forever reading in here

[carloshidalgo61]

I once bought some rolled pinners filled with stale loose tobacco, and sprayed with bug spray or something. Ten dollars. Wrong side of the tracks. From my car window. Was desperate. I'm not sure it was tobacco. It might have been sweepings from the floor.

[korky8097]

Second time i bought weed it turned out to be stait orageno.

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Remember SWIM buys drugs, you dont..

[FrankenChrist]

Originally Posted by radagast

im only asking because about 15 years ago swim was sold some plasticine by a rasta in a yellow mini the reg No was............................if you see him....
he even returned for more!

This didn't happen to take place in the Czech republic? In Prague you have these nervous looking kids deliberately bumping into you and whispering "hashish marihuana". They sell it in Kinder egg capsules. Swim knows better than to buy from nervous looking guys.

Some people swim was with on a school trip bought some and it turned out to be tar or tarmac.

[Nature Boy]

SWIM once bought some rather suspicious hash that didn't seem to have any THC in it whatsoever.

[radagast]

Originally Posted by nature_boy_liam

SWIM once bought some rather suspicious hash that didn't seem to have any THC in it whatsoever.

that sounds like any colwyn bay rocky/soap bar/eurocack(or whatever its called in your area) that swim seems to get sold in the uk as hash these days full of plastic, tranquilisers, hair etc.

when swim smokes it for a day or two(only in the event of extreme dryness)
then scores some green he gets night sweats and withdrawl none of which is experienced when stopping the far more potent green.

what has happened to the nostalgic days of gold seal black and red leb and suchlike. smells from my childhood

[Nature Boy]

Originally Posted by radagast

that sounds like any colwyn bay rocky/soap bar/eurocack(or whatever its called in your area) that swim seems to get sold in the uk as hash these days full of plastic, tranquilisers, hair etc.

when swim smokes it for a day or two(only in the event of extreme dryness)
then scores some green he gets night sweats and withdrawl none of which is experienced when stopping the far more potent green.

what has happened to the nostalgic days of gold seal black and red leb and suchlike. smells from my childhood

No. It wasn't soapbar. This was actually worse. It tasted dank and didn't produce any effects whatsoever. At least soapbar provides that filthy headache buzz. This did nothing.

[Senor Gribson]

earlier today one of swims local dealers, who no one likes and has repeatedly had his shit stolen cuz hes always gives such chince counts, was selling moldy weed

and someone swim knows once bought parsely when he was young

[Nahbus]

SWIM bought 2g of cocaine from some kid. It was a fishy situation, dumb of me to accept but at the time SWIM was like "oooooh!"
They were like "yeah we didnt have a scale so we eyeballed it." It was obviously about 4 grams. Turned out to be baking soda. SWIM harassed the kid and eventually gave me a free gram, and SWIM told him everything was cool between them (especially how good that gram was). SWIM was furious when he snorted a line (SWIM was much too impatient to check it out or numb it or anything). OMG it fucking burned and hurt the inside of SWIMs face. I think it was baking soda anyway..

[Nahbus]

A lot of people happily get sold Red Rock Opium. Why? I do not know.
"man, that's incense ya know?"
"nahhhhhhh duuuuude, it ef's me up"
"k."

[Sky Walker]

Once bought a 20 bag of weed it turned out to be a 20 bag of bag, most expensive plastic bag ever, just wraped tightly round itself, had to laugh though mostly at my own stupidity. Live, laugh, learn.

[radiometer]

SWIM has never once been burned. Put it down to good sense, good instincts, but mostly good luck. The worst that's happened to him is being overcharged.

*edit* scratch that, SWIM was once sold some DXM pills as "ecstasy" in a NYC nightclub in the early 90's. What a shitty night. At the time he figured (poor ignorant sod) that they were "cut with heroin".

[raven3davis]

SWIMs friend has bought a 20 of coke that was pure baking soda. Didnt do shit except burn like hell.

[Urban]

hhahahah...... when swim first started out, she used to sell bags of Parsley as weed to her desperate school mates.... the thing was.... becasue they had never tried real stuff before, they thought it was "propa strong"... all a placebo effect of course!

also.... swim knows a dealer... (who is propably dead now!) who used to buy blotter paper (ie for acid) and just sell it on... plain! ........ again relying on people being inexperienced... or the placebo effect!


x

[IHrtHalucingens]

The only bunk SWIMs been sold was the red rock opium that nahbus speaks of. It was SWIMs first time to try "opium" and he had no idea until after he smoked 3.5 grams with no effect. Since then he has had real opium and will definately not ever fall for that again.

[hh339]

SWIM got viagra instead of XTC tabs(they looked VERY similar, the pills were called "love"). Popped 2 at once. Anyone wanna hear the rest of the story? That dealer was later on sold some laxatives instead of CBD tabs, lol.

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Lol hope you enjoyed those viagra!

[IHrtHalucingens]

Haha i wanna here the rest of the story!!! I hope you used those viagra for all they're worth.

[hh339]

Sure did, alone^^^^^^

[The Doors]

SWIM and his friend went out of weed one night last summer so they decided to try and score some weed around the area. It ended up being cocoo puffs and SWIM freaked the fuck out when his friend told him it was cocoo puffs. SWIM really has no intention or wanting cocaine in his system so that's why he freaked out. He just went to bed right away because he wanted nothing to do with the high.

Another 2months ago, SWIM and the same friend, were walking around smoking a joint, when out of no where, a bunch of kids just went up to them asking them if they were were french, they would beat them up. Well turns out they didn't and eventually they asked if we were looking for some weed, and SWIM said maybe, depends on the price. I won't mention the price, but SWIM said it was a good price. So to make a long story short, SWIM got really bad vibes that something bad was going to happen, most likely leaving with his money but he went a head and did it anyway, never saw the weed or the money. He's learned to only get weed from people you trust and know.


Sorry about the rambling

[pokeymcsmot421]

fentanyl laced heroin, swim is dead. lol completely joking but that would be the nastiest bunk around IMO.

however to actually address the question the nastiest bunk swim ever recieved was the "incense opium". egh stuff was gross, went through a bit before making my final decision it was bunk. thats the problem when youve never done a certain drug before, you have no measuring stick.

other than that someone tried selling swim, idk what it was but it looked like weed and wasnt, it actually looked pretty close tho. buds, red hairs, idk what this stuff actuallly was.

haha swims friend got sold a joint of grass directly off the ground once.

seen someone already all yay'd up buy a qg of baking soda and never realized it was fake!

[Senor Gribson]

Originally Posted by pokeymcsmot421

someone tried selling swim, idk what it was but it looked like weed and wasnt, it actually looked pretty close tho. buds, red hairs, idk what this stuff actuallly was.

could have been one of those "legal buds" things they sell at head shops, some of them look and smell so real that ppl actually try to pass it off as real bud

[Nahbus]

How someone can't tell the difference between cocaine and baking soda when insufflated is beyond me. Those who have had the unfortunate chance to snort baking soda knows RIGHT away. That dude musta been real fucked! Good for him, I guess? *shrug*

[Akewstick]

SWIM has payed xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for bud and got cullinary herbs, and a friend of his, who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, payed xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for ketamine and LSD, and recieved some very nicely packed squares of laminated magazine paper in place of acid, and a few rolling papers crucnhed into tight little balls in place of the ketamine he was owed.


DO NOT POST PRICES. READ THE RULES.

[Silence_Inc]

swim once got in trouble when he wanted to buy hashisch in spain - he took it in his hand and noticed it was rubber. he than wanted to return it but the guy said - you have it , where is my money ... swim than dropped it on the ground and said he did'nt want it - and tried to walk away when two other guys stepped up and positioned them in his back ... luckely! (for one of the only times) a patrol car passed by and the dealers scrammed after taking the hashisch from the ground.

[gargravarr]

Swim has been ripped off a few times here and there. First time being XXX worth of "kb", yeah it was just shwag. Swim knows when he gets a bunk roll, as they always taste better when chewed up, he gets refunds though haha. Swim also remembers a story he was told about his dad seeing all of that thc-less weed that grows wild in kansas, he snagged it up thinking it was real then just sprayed it with coca cola to make it seem sticky, mixed it with regular weed, and sold it off without a problem!


NO PRICES MEANS NO PRICES.