"God Busted"

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Posted by Hempity on December 30, 1998 at 04:45:47
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GOD, also known as The Big G, was arraigned today on felony charges,
for the cultivation and distribution of a controlled substance.

When asked to plea He/She quoted Johnny Paycheck, and said to
"take this job and shove it" He/She was not workin' here no more.
God was held in contempt by Judge B. Goneta Sheet. GOD'S public
defender Leon Pinheada, hopes to find enough character witnesses,
to prove GOD did not know what he was doing, when he/she created certain
plants and animals the government disapproves of. The Vatican
today said it would be happy to go GODS bail, provided He/She wear
a home monitoring band, and do three cameo spots on the Vatican's own home shopping network. GOD is being held pending evaluation by qualified experts, to determine if He/She is competent enough to stand trial.

Peace or what?

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good post... made me chuckle