Airport Security?

[Salvatore Amato]

I'm not precisely sure what part of the forum to post this, but. I'm going to Alaska in a few weeks, and I certainly would like to enhance the natural beauty. How do I get my dear pal Cannabis and her friends by airport security?

Ideas I've been throwing around:

1) Marijuana and glass do not set off metal detectors, so I could very well just keep it in my pocket, and even my pipe could go in my suitcase since it's not illegal per se. Once out of the security point, I could go to the bathroom and stick it in my vacuum container, so the dogs won't smell it.

Cons:
A) If something sets off the detectors (pants, shoes, etc) and they frisk me, I'm fucked.
B) If there are drug dogs at the metal detectors, I'm fucked. (Unless I vacuum seal it?)

2) I could modify a shampoo bottle so it would be concealed inside my suitcase.

Cons:
A) If they look carefully, I'm fucked.
B) If they search my suitcase, I'm fucked.

If worst comes to worst, I'll shove a condom up my ass and hide it in there, but I really would prefer not to do so.