Smell Killer Ashtray

[armatitumor]

SWIM ran across this on an online vendor's website just now, and was wondering if anyone had heard anything about / used it:





We hope you're sitting down for this!

This ashtray is possibly one of the most important inventions of our time. One of the biggest problems with smoking is the smell and no matter how much air freshener we use it always smells like someone just had a spliff in the woods. We have the solution! We couldn't even contemplate this when we saw it but it soon turned us all into believers.

The metal disk in the base reacts with a small amount of water to eliminate any smells in the area and particularly the ashtray above. Once you have finished (whatever you're smoking) put it out using the volcano (which is just a fantastic invention on its own) and in a very short time (2-5 minutes) you will smell nothing... no, we mean nothing! It completely eradicates any smell and you'll spend the rest of your day doubting your sense of smell.

The volcano is a cylinder which will suffocate your "cigarette" as soon as you put it in. You'll look at it for a bit, waiting for something to happen... but it won't, it's out instantly!

Smell is generated by the combination of the molecules of different substances to create different smells, for example:

Hydrogen + Sulphur = Stink bomb

Smellkiller acts like a catalyst to separate the different molecules in the air and thereby neutralizing and eliminating the smell. For this, Smellkiller must be in contact with both water and air.

Stink bomb + Smellkiller + Water = No smell!




What do you think?

EDIT:
This is a similar product from the same website that I was also wondering about:


Smokeless Ashtray



The smokeless ashtray eliminates odours by filtering smoke through a carbon filter located inside the ashtray.
The uniquely designed rim exstinguishes your cigarette as soon as it burns down far enough. It won't fall off of the ashtray, and so reduces risk of household fire.
Carbon filters last around 40 days.

[armatitumor]

No opinions on this???

[Sky Walker]

My opinion, if your in a position where you REALLY need one of these ashtrays then it will be useless to you as the ashtray itself is conspicuous enough to arouse suspicion.

[Creeping Death]

Still doesnt get rid of smoke. Just gets rid of the smell in the ashtray itself. Your clothes, not to mention the room you're smoking in, is still in the shit if someone walks in.

[armatitumor]

Alright thanks for your input.