I have found that taken a piss on heroin
is a true skill that only advanced heroin gurus have mastered (like myself
..)......Just like everyone who has done heroin at the beginning I sat there like the rest of you, one hand on the dick and the other scratching my head thinking what the fuck is going on? lmao. Over time I have developed the necessary skills to be able to piss at will while taking as much dope as I feel like. Im not joking people, I could go and take a piss right infront of someone outside of walmart if I wanted to, I have the power! (just jokes of course).....I have found it just takes practice and determination. I gave to stand there and focuse hard and with a little concentration I get that first squirt out and than force out a nice steady stream until the majority of that urine has released itself from my penis...I can than pump the rest of that shit out one pump at a time if I so please, or I can just save it for later as I zip up my fly with a smile on my face and wash my hands relived and pleased with myself for my great accomplishment I just made. (although this was a comedy, its a true story bro)
The.Snowin.Downer added 3 Minutes and 22 Seconds later...
I dont know how to edit my post but I fucked that shit up....I stand there will achiving this...I dont sit, I refuse to sit down and pee, anyone who has truly mastered this can do it standing up, if not your just not on the right level yet, some people could be happy to be able to sit and pee, but I couldnt let a drug
have such a negative impact on my life as it forcing me to sit when I pee......No sir,not acceptable