Opinions - you know you've had too much to drink when...

[glitterfly]

1) your friend makes you a drink, you take a big gulp and interrupt someone's story by shouting, "this is EXACTLY how i always TRY to get those bartenders to make my drink!!!!! they're always too weak damnit!!!!!" your friend looks at you and says, "honey that's pure vodka."

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I approve, good topic!~

[Alicia]

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your post wasn't easy to read. I got lost in the un-ending sentence.

[Nature Boy]

...when people on TV have four eyes and I'm not talking about glasses.

[raven3davis]

when you get the spins so bad that its almost similar to ketamine "visuals." Of course vomiting will be frequent throughout the night.

[glitterfly]

wowie alicia, boy can SWIM relate. she knows she's had too much when after 10-20 shots of vodka, tequila, etc. and half a jug of wine and losing her friends she ends up in an alley way, paints down w/some random military guy-> blacks out-> flash to inside of police car, pants kinda pulled up, elbows and knees bleeding, wailing, "mr. occifer why in the hell am i in here" and they tell you that you were trying to do the dirty in the middle of downtown ___ and proceeded to run from the cops and attack them upon catching you!!! SWIM? ATTACK someone???? SWIM, a vegetarian pacifist, somehow her quick wit and beauty (hehe) entertained them and they let her go with an indecent and lewd exposure citation and a promise of jail if she doesn't show up to court- then she stands on the corner like a $5 hoe trying to get a ride home b/c she no longer has a car (thank God) so a middle aged truck driver finally picks her up and somehow by the grace of God turns out not to be a psychopath and eventually takes her home after stopping off at an empty scary warehouse for about 30 minutes to do who knows what? this is 6 months after SWIM got a DUI while on a search for a military base (swim doesn't really have an obsession with the military persay, just her location kinda limits her options lol) and after calling every man in her phonebook for some quick action b/c she was distraught after being notified of a man she had been dating's death in iraq. now this is getting depressing, but anyway, SWIM is not a tramp OR violent so she has basically come to the conclusion that anything other than beer and wine are BAD NEWS for her and tend to bring out her repressed anger at... who knows? so no liquor for SWIM unless she has a trustworthy babysitter who cares if she ever walks the earth again !!!

note the use of SWIM hehe

[lilsteve]

...when you've destroyed over $1000 of property via blacked-out urination. Thats when you've drunken too much

[bottlekop]

swim could not find his way home one day(a few blocks up the road). so he sneaks into a nearby empty church hall around 5 oclock to lie down. So fucked was he (500ml bottle of vodka 500 of whiskey and 500 brandy... swim and 2 friends..yay!) that he crawled into a small storage room , which, for some or other reason had a couch in it, and he fell asleep imediately(sp?). at about 10 oclock he wakes up to find himself in pitch black darkness. "oh SHIT!!!" he thinks (heh). after scrambling up out of the storage room, he runs for the door and the outside lights he can now see. just as swim grabs the door handle the alarm goes off. now the whole room is ringing with a loud siren like sound and the doors are (obviously)locked. swim considers the possibility that his head might crack in 2 from the noise and fear. then decides to clime out the window in panic. nope he gets stuck at the waste. "SHIT!"...again. so sits down and is just about praying that the armed response will buy his bullshit story which he still has to come up with but hasn't cos he can't think.
however, an old man came down to the door and opened it. he must be the security gaurd swim thought. YESSS! just spinned him some bullshit story and after he checked nothin' was stollen or broken, he let swim go. swim ran home and wanted quit drinking all together. soon decided that beer was ok tho ... but NoTHiNG else!

swim had too much...

[glitterfly]

LOL WOW SWIM is really not feeling so bad after hearing others stories!
lilsteve- i hope the property was at least yours
and a church at 5 am drunk and alone sounds kinda scary to me before the alarm even went off
OK that was really f***in weird, seriously, as i was typing "before the alarm went off" my alarm clock really DID go off!!!! i nearly had a heart attack, and the funny thing is, the one that went off i very rarely set b/c it's so damn loud. i just needed a back up today.. Whew... i'm awake now alright

[glitterfly]

ok people i know there have got to be more stories here..

[kritikal]

...When you still think you could easily drink another bottle of Jacks just to prove your friends wrong....

[bottlekop]

... when you are drinking the cheapest vodka money can buy(YAY!)and your mixing it with oros (kinda like an orange flavor cool aid for those that don't know it). after the oros concentrate runs out and you get a shot of neat v, it still tastes like the oros. then you know it's time to find a soft place to lie down for while... don't try any nearby buildings
(esp. churches heh), the grass will do fine

(watch out for dog sh1t tho!).

[raven3davis]

You know you are too drunk when you decide to pierce lilsteves ear with a spore syringe

[lilsteve]

hahahahahahaha

or when you request said piercing in your sleep without any recollection.

it was not my property...

[bottlekop]

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[MegaLab420]

HAHAH! Great topic for a thread!

You know you drank too much when you swear on your momma that you went to bed with a girl that weighs 1/4 less than the one you woke up next to.

[glitterfly]

LOL wow, intoxicated piercings and bottlekop- defintely one i haven't heard! lol
swim is goin out tonight woo hoo goin out tonight woo hooo so she might have another story tomorrow

[IHrtHalucingens]

When you start hitting on and offering drinks to the female officer thats obviously being nice enough to ignore the fact that your drunk because your giving a statement on a seperate crime. Having your friend next to you telling you to stop and you replying "i cant help it female cops turn me on" right in front of her. She then remarks "i'm married", and your response is "...happily???" all the while throwing a wink her way.

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[The Dr]

hah ha ha ...i like that one IHrtHalucinogens.

you know your too drunk when you pass out and your friends tie your hands and shoelaces together , put peanut butter in your ear and a bag on your head!
I took the photo by the way, and had no part in the peanut butter!

reflecting on myself however it must be the time i tried to cycle home after drinking some absinthe......the pavement jumped up and bit me! (ok i mean i fell on my arse, not tripped) more than once. Luckily it was about 4 in the morning and i dont think anyone saw.

[IHrtHalucingens]

haha thats why you gotta take your shoes off before you pass out.( thats our rule of who we can mess with when passed out) One of my friends got drunk and passed out at a new years party years back and we took his shoes and socks and put them on his hands, took his pants and shirt off, drew all over him, super glued things to him, and shaved his eyebrows. He later woke up and stumbled outside where we were smoking cigarettes and picked a fight with the first person he saw because he thought they were talking about his sister (younger hot sister) tried to punch them fell over and passed out there until 5 am. MORAL OF THE STORY DONT PASS OUT BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS!!!

[glitterfly]

shaved his eyebrows??? that's harsh

[IHrtHalucingens]

We get pretty merciless when it comes to our close group of friends. Its been an ongoing battle for years. We've left people miles away from anything with nothing but boxers on soaking wet. We set traps for each other we try to trick each other as often as we can. We all take it in good humor. We dont get mad we get even.

[glitterfly]

haha sounds like my kinda fun, dunno bout leaving someone in a deserted area, but other than that, sounds like a blast, always keep things exciting and unpredictable. not many people have the balls for that though... i get the "yeah she's a feisty one" all the time, especially after a few beers..

[Nagognog2]

You Know When:

You take your new girl friend home from the bar. The last thing you remember is offering to hang up her fur coat. You wake up in the morning and notice a man with a long, white cane is pounding at your door. And you wonder how that dog got in your bed.

[rideburton56]

Originally Posted by Nagognog2

You Know When:

You take your new girl friend home from the bar. The last thing you remember is offering to hang up her fur coat. You wake up in the morning and notice a man with a long, white cane is pounding at your door. And you wonder how that dog got in your bed.

You really need to elaborate on this story.


You know you had too much when your at a college spring festival, black out at around 4-5 am, wake up in a town 45 minutes away, at someones house who u dont know, sleepin on the floor with other people u dont know, and who also dont know eachother. Upon further inspection you come to realize you shit ur pants the night before.

[Nature Boy]

...when you can't swallow saliva because it tastes like rough beer.